Man Jailed for Keeping Wife on Dog Chain

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[jocefus]

When police found her, the chained woman was standing in her driveway while her husband slept in the passenger seat of his car, holding onto the chain.


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[Bama]

Wow, he sounds like a real winner. How do people not spot these freaks BEFORE they get seriously involved.

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What a freak.

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[SuperClerk]

Did he at least give her a squeeze toy?

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I hope one day she finds a family that loves her and lets her run in the yard.

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[SoLost22]

Did he at least give her a squeeze toy?



rumor has it he gave her a pigs ear and a flea collar

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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Gary Wyze, your Honor, attorney for the defendant.

What we have here is nothing more than a simple breakdown in communication. My client's wife said she liked it doggy style... and he simply misunderstood.

Now surely we can't fault him for that.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Well, if she wouldnt rip up the upholstry, maybe she could have stayed in the car with him.


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[TheMojoPin]

Well, if she wouldnt rip up the upholstry, maybe she could have stayed in the car with him.

Oh, WOW. Easily the topper to the pyramid...

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[jratt]

I hope one day she finds a family that loves her and lets her run in the yard.


I laughed out loud to that that is one funny comment
I also heard that when she was bad he would hit her with a newspaper and ask what did you do your a bad girl also he was heard calling her a "BITCH"

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[RageCage]

"He also had her in a cage, chained up in a cage, because he didn't want her to leave," neighbor Yolanda Esquivel said.

That type of dedication is rare these days.


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dog chains and collars, cages sounds like a kink kind of thing to me

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[golfcourseguy]

"Police said the couple had been married for 15 years."
105 in dog years


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[Aggie]

If he was a cat person none of this would have ever happened.

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If he was a cat person he would have tossed their babies into burlap sacks and drowned them.

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[DarkHippie]

"He also had her in a cage, chained up in a cage, because he didn't want her to leave," neighbor Yolanda Esquivel said
He couldn't find a pumpkin shell.

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[ADF]

Wow, he sounds like a real winner. How do people not spot these freaks BEFORE they get seriously involved.



Well, I'm sure she won't fall for that sort of guy again. Once bitten, twice shy.

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[hyperspace]

damm!! i thought i was into freaky shit!!!

[erole]

I wondered why my neighbor was smelling her own ass

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[erole]

how the hell can anyone make a quad-post?

I'll try to at least edit and make it interesting.

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[erole]

She's going to get a divorce, and is claiming the house and it's contents as her own.
She's already started by pissing on everything.

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[Dewey]

You can't win these days. You keep your wife on a dog chain, you go to jail. You let her loose and she bites the mailman on the leg, you get sued.

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[ADF]

You can't win these days. You keep your wife on a dog chain, you go to jail. You let her loose and she bites the mailman on the leg, you get sued.



True, but most people only threaten lawsuits in order to put a scare in you. I guess you could say that their bark is worse than their bite.

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[FUNKMAN]

must've been pretty "ruff" on her...

too bad she wasn't a "boxer", she could have fought back...

it ain't right, just because she had a few kids and started to get a little "huskie'...

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[TastelessGinny]

You know, if that dumb guy had only chained his wife in the KITCHEN he could have npot only avoided trouble, but got DINNER out of her as well....

..but I hear he was only looking out for her safety by leashing her. Seems she always chased the damn car around the yard.

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[golfcourseguy]

"He also had her in a cage, chained up in a cage, because he didn't want her to leave," neighbor Yolanda Esquivel said. "


If she had her distemper shot, maybe she wouldn't want to leave.


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[FUNKMAN]

can't blame the guy, they said she wouldn't stop gnawing on his bone...

even "studmuffins" like us guys on this board need a little downtime...

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[A.J.]

Police said the couple had been married for 15 years.


The gift for a 15th anniversary should have been crystal. An iron dog chain would have been more appropriate for the 6th anniversary.

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If she had her distemper shot, maybe she
wouldn't want to leave.

Maybe if he'd had his distemper
shot, she wouldn't have wanted to leave.



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[golfcourseguy]

"Maybe if he'd had his distemper
shot, she wouldn't have wanted to leave."

TouchAc.

"dog chains and collars, cages sounds like a kink kind of thing to me"

Has the "kinky sex defense" ever worked?
"Your Honor I was just trying to teach 'an old dog new tricks'. You know how frustrating it is, in bed, if the only thing she does is 'play dead'?"
Would a judge in this case consider neutering for the guy "too extreme" or just "too late"?


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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 4-9-03 @ 2:40 PM

[high fly]

Clearly she should have been in the back yard; that is unless she shat it up too much.

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