Saddam Dead?

[Cyclops]

It's being reported on MSNBC that Saddam Hussein and both of his sons were killed in a bomb strike today... Could we have finally got him? I hope they find a body.

[furie]

they blew that house to hell. they won't be able to tell if he was in the house for days if ever. not much DNA left.
I hope he's not dead. I wanted him alive.

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[ChickenHawk]

I hope he's not dead. I wanted him alive.
Well, now we know what side YOU'RE fightin' for. (kidding)
Also, it's very unclear right now. This is based entirely on intelligence reports that he MAY have been in that building, just like on the first night of attacks. It's quite possible we didn't get him. I hope we did.

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[Reephdweller]

I sure hope the butcher has been clipped.

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[Dan-E]

I sure hope the butcher has been clipped

i agree with you 100%

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[FiveB247]

Yeah, what worries me is if it could be one of his look-a-likes or something and we think we got him. Hopefully we got him and the rest will fall in line.

[TooCute]

Ugh. The way FoxNews reported this was horrible:

"US bombs have NAILED Saddam and his sons" (emphasis theirs)

Disgusting.

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[HBox]

Ugh. The way FoxNews reported this was horrible:

"US bombs have NAILED Saddam and his sons" (emphasis theirs)


Fair, balanced, AND BLOODTHIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!

[JiZ]

Good. Now all we need to do is make sure we have all of the chemical weapons planted.

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[HBox]

Somewhere, Cheney and Rumsfeld just jizzed themselves.

[ChickenHawk]

Good. Now all we need to do is make sure we have all of the chemical weapons planted.
Funny.

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[furie]

do you think they'll put a look a like on the "throne" just to say that we missed him?

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[Dan-E]

probably, but with thicker glasses

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[Cyclops]

They need to find evidence and show the media and the Iraqi people quickly so no one can accuse the U.S. military of making this up.

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... and a goatee...

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[JiZ]

so no one can accuse the U.S. military of making this up.


Now that's even funnier!

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[curtoid]

ABC News also broke in with the story - no word about Rumbsfeld jizzing himself,
though.



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[TheMojoPin]

We hit him in a restaurant? I hope we didn't make eye contact with anyone on the way out...


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[Snoogans]

I think we finally got him. Ya know the water around that place aint bad. How about Disney Um quasar or whatever. Some beach resorts, i can smell the sea air now

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[FUNKMAN]

maybe it's a good sign that they have "confirmed" Chemical Ali is dead...

i feel that they will have a tough time identifying Saddam if he was in there... looks like there is nothing left but a big hole...

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Gen. Ali Hassan al-Majeed, also known as "Chemical Ali," was killed in a coalition airstrike, officials say.





This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-8-03 @ 12:45 AM

[TheGameHHH]

I don't think we killed him.

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[Se7en]

Ugh. The way FoxNews reported this was horrible:

"US bombs have NAILED Saddam and his sons" (emphasis theirs)

Disgusting.

No, funny.

As long as you're watching FN, though, that's all that matters - keep those ratings up.

I do wonder, though - if we do get solid confirmation that Saddam is dead - how is Al-Jazeera going to spin that? Americans kill beloved Iraqi leader?

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[Teenweek]

According to their minister of defense we are still not in Baghdad and being slaughtered by the thousands. They still have 8 Hussein lookalikes so according to them I guess he is still alive.

[reeshy]

What if there was never any real Saddam!! What if it was a bunch of look-a-likes just pretending this whole time that there was a guy named Saddam!!!! It's all a hoax-dammit!!!!

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[TooCute]

As long as you're watching FN, though, that's all that matters - keep those ratings up.


I should have qualified that with the fact that it was my local channel 5 Fox News at 10... Please... I only had it on because I was watching, well, Married By America.

Like I was going to miss THAT?!

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[SuperClerk]

I only had it on because I was watching, well, Married By America.



Damn reality shows. I stopped watching after Temptation Island was booted off the air.

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[JerryTaker]

I do wonder, though - if we do get solid confirmation that Saddam is dead - how is Al-Jazeera going to spin that? Americans kill beloved Iraqi leader?


Al-Jazeera looks like a Monty Python sketch at this point...

"The Americans have stomed Baghdad!"

"No they haven't..."

"Their taking over the city, there's tire tracks all over the palaces"

"They're nowhere near the city, that statue just <I>fell</I>"

"They dropped 4 2000-lb bombs on Sadaam's lap, blown him to bits"

"He's fine, just a flesh wound..."


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[TheMojoPin]

Saddam is the worst Muppet EVER.

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[furie]

Good News and Bad News

Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes.
"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news.
The good news is Saddam is still alive.
The bad news is he lost an arm and a leg."


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