SALT

[The Chairman]

I bought a can of salt free soup by mistake and realized just how important salt is in my life and how much flavor that simple condiment adds to food.

I love salt. I can't live without it. Food never seems too salty for me. Olives, pickles, red pepper slices, salt bagels, pretzels.... some of my favorite foods.

Lollipops? Screw them I'd rather have one of those salt wheels that I have in our hamsters cage.

I'm thinking about installing a salt lick in my backyard.

I add salt to soy sauce.

Origins Salt Scrub? I eat that shit in the shower.

I get wood when it snows and I see the salt spreaders pass by.

My first crush was on the Morton's salt girl.

My favorite treaty? SALT II.

My favorite Star Trek Episode? "The Man Trap", with the "Salt Monster."

Why is Chen my favorite Iron Chef? Homeboy's ace in the hole when he's got a tough ingredient is his "Salt Crust Grill."

Pepa? Fuck her, I like the other chick.

What would Saltines be without it...Ines?

Tequila? I'll take the "training wheels", hold the lime. Hell, I'd rather do a shot of brine.

I'm even reading a book on salt. It's called...Salt!

Who doesn't like salt?

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[SuperClerk]

Favorite Willy Wonka Character- Veruca Salt

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[The Chairman]

Let the saltisms roll!



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[ADF]

Favorite drink?

The Salty Dog.

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[reeshy]

I was considered an "Old Salt" in the service!!!!

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[Tall_James]

I'm planning a trip to Salt Lake City just to eat the Salt Water Taffy!!!

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[Tall_James]

My favorite Rolling Stones song? "Salt of the Earth"

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[Tall_James]

I bought a can of salt free soup by mistake
Wait a minute...why the hell are you buying "canned" soup in the first place? That stuff is awful!!!

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[fluffernutter]

Where you a big fan of Salty Dog?

They ROCKED!

Come Along!

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[golfcourseguy]

The next time I have to prepare a buget, in addition to Irrigation Repair, I'll include Salt for Clouds as a line item.




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[kc7586]

i bought a jar of tomato sauce (not gravey but sauce) that was lacking the salt and it tasted like shite. i threw out the whole damn thing it was so nasty.

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[Dewey]

I'm not falling for these CK thousand word posts, which he later edits down to a single sentence.

Salt tastes good, unless you add too much. Then it makes things too salty.







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[Def Dave in SC]

Damn, i was all ready to discuss the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks.

Oh well, but i do love salt. It never crossed my mind until i found mysleff covering a plate of spaghetti with the stuff. For some reason, it just seemed wrong, but felt oh so right!


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[erole]

Salt sucks ass. Pepper is where its at. Salt loving faggits!

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[Fallon]

Damn it's gonna snow again tommorow, guess I'll have to salt the sidewalk.

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[mikeyboy]

I almost never season food with salt. Instead I slather chipotle pepper sauce on just about everything.

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[East Side Dave]

"Danny, don't ever put salt in your eyes. Don't put salt in your eyes, Danny. Danny don't put, put-

-put salt in your eyes. Danny, put salt in your eyes. Put salt in your eyes, Danny."





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[Arienette]

i'm not a big fan of extra salt. things need a certain amount of salt in them to make them taste decent... eg: one time i bought a bottle of sodium free v8 - awful! but i dont really like having an extra salt in stuff. when i get one of those soft pretzels, i brush off all the salt. next time, i'll save it for you, grant

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