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phixion
04-05-2003, 01:34 PM
"Where did you learn this?"
"i learned it from you!!!"

i love that one

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HBox
04-05-2003, 01:48 PM
I like the one where the high kid is playing with a gun and accidnetally shoots his friend. Made me laugh my balls off.

Fallon
04-05-2003, 01:59 PM
"Where did you learn this?" "i learned it from you!!!"
Doesn't get any better than that.

My sister said that to my mom when she was caught smoking. It was fucking funny.

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TheMojoPin
04-05-2003, 02:08 PM
Two words.

"Snake-men."

Alkey's got it down.

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04-05-2003, 03:03 PM
I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!

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The Chairman
04-05-2003, 03:05 PM
For pure comedy nothing beats the old "Just Say No" and frying eggs "This is Your Brain on Drugs."

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Drudge Jr.
04-05-2003, 07:35 PM
the gun commercial is the funniest, but this is a really funny and really real quote that someone i know dug up:

"If smoking raw marijuana is a medicine, Dr. Kevorkian wrote the prescription."
-Rep. Ron Godbey (R-Cedar Crest, New Mexico)

wtf???


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Arienette
04-05-2003, 08:28 PM
my favorite is an old-ish one with a guy pacing around in a vial going, "i work more... so i can earn more money... so i can buy more drugs... so i can work work... so i can earn more money... so i can buy more drugs... so i can works more... "

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The Chairman
04-06-2003, 07:06 AM
If smoking raw marijuana

What exactly is "raw" marijuana?

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Drudge Jr.
04-06-2003, 08:42 AM
dont ask me, ask the extreme retard who said it

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kc7586
04-06-2003, 01:15 PM
the one where the tards hit the kid on the bike comedy gold if u ask me or just the one where rachael leigh cook smashes the shit out of the kitchen

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East Side Dave
04-06-2003, 01:21 PM
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Rancor6666
04-06-2003, 01:33 PM
I actually wrote a term paper on why these comercials dont work in my Social Deviance class. They are pure labeling theory in action, only problem is users do not take on the identitys of the "murdering, sex crazed, retarded, terrorist stoners" that the government want you to see them as.
chek out these links

http://www.theantidrug.com/drugs_terror/ads.html

http://www.adage.com/news.cms?newsId=36190

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/GoodMorningAmerica/GMA020916New_drug_ads.html

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erole
04-06-2003, 03:54 PM
little, yellow, different
those adjectives would make ME not want to take the drug. sounds like a chinaman with round eyes.

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high fly
04-07-2003, 03:01 PM
Can't pick a fave anti drug commercial, but way back in the day, they used to show us movies in school that made us want to do drugs, especially LSD and other halucinogens.

" and they ask me why I drink"

bmckenna
04-08-2003, 02:23 PM
i'm with ronnie, i hate those commercials that say "you buy pot, you support the terrorists." piss me off...


though my favorite commercial is that one where the girl smokes pot, and they're like "marijuana can impair your judgement" and some guy grabs her boob. that just made me laugh...i remember getting stoned as a bejeezus, but i never got any ass from it.

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DC Reed
04-08-2003, 02:29 PM
NO NO NO, the best is the marijuana impairs judgement and reaction time, and the car hits the bicycle. I laughed so hard, and not just at the concept it was trying to be serious, but at the low-grade effects and acting.

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DarkHippie
04-08-2003, 03:38 PM
McGruff the Crime Dog singing "Users are losers, and losers are users, so don't use drugs, DON'T USE DRUGS!"

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Reephdweller
04-08-2003, 04:47 PM
the frying eggs one definitely. no doubt the funniest friggin' thing, all it did was make me hungry.

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kc7586
04-08-2003, 04:53 PM
all it did was make me hungry.

were you high at the time and have the munchies?

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mikeyboy
04-08-2003, 05:01 PM
I'm dating myself, I'm sure, but does anyone remember
this big anti-drug thing that NBC did in the late 70s? It
was a song about not taking drugs and being yourself.
I believe it was spearheaded by Paul Newmand and
Joanne Woodward, because their son died of an o.d. I
think there were a bunch of NBC stars, Paul Newman,
Joanne Woodward and a bunch of kids singing this
song. They did before every NBC prime time show for
like 10 days. I still remember some of the lyrics
(although I'm not sure how accurate they are).

You can be somebody
with your own point of view
just by acting yourself
in whatever you do
you can be somebody
but the choice is up to you
when you're making up your own mind
doing things your own way
being yourself





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Gwen
04-09-2003, 08:14 AM
My favorite one used to run on UPN or WB back in the day: all these kids in chef hats with soup pots singing:

"Drugs and alcohol are both the same,
They make soup outta your brain!
I don't wanna be pea soup!
I don't wanna be potato!
I don't wanna be chicken soup!
I just wanna be me!"

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SuperClerk
04-09-2003, 08:16 AM
sounds like a chinaman with round eyes.



How harsh!

I'm dating myself

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DarkHippie
04-09-2003, 09:03 AM
"Drugs and alcohol are both the same,
They make soup outta your brain!
I don't wanna be pea soup!
I don't wanna be potato!
I don't wanna be chicken soup!
I just wanna be me!"
hahahah that one was classic!

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Contra
04-09-2003, 03:10 PM
most of the new anti drug ones make me laugh, but my favorite anti smoking one is the one with the black kid in front of the curtain which is in front of the cemetary. the reason is i've worked with that actor before, and the first thing he did when i met him was ask for a cigarette. such sweet irony...

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Reephdweller
04-09-2003, 04:22 PM
were you high at the time and have the munchies?


i think i was actually.

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