sayings

[erole]

you know those saying like "a watched pot never boils" "a stich in time saves nine" "like the pot calling the kettle black"
i hate them.
we need new ones for a new age.

something like:
"There is no crow if you are choking the cock."
"You need to break some bones to make a Jackson."
"It takes a D in the C to get a D and C."

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[Dewey]

Beauty is in the hand of the plastic surgeon.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Look both ways before crossing a "T"
I before E, unless you went to school in NYC
Never talk to stranglers Sky red at night, sailor's delight. But if you really wanna see him happy, buy him a hooker.


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[erole]

"it's like the pot calling the methamphetamine crack"

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[IrishAlkey]

Ugliness is only outside your innards.

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[mikeyboy]

don't grab a gift horse by the balls.

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[jamesdiggy]

Women, can't live with 'em, can't leave your gun behind in a restaurant while they coincidently take a bullet right between the eyes.

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[ADF]

"Modern 'sayings' are goofy!"

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[DJEvelEd]

"I'm trying to think but nothing happens."
(Curly Howard)

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[Rancor6666]

A fight Club Favorite "I havent been fuked like that since grade school"

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[golfcourseguy]

"Girls don't make passes at guys who have genital rashes"

"Modern 'sayings' are goofy!"
"A tip of the mortarboard to you"

"I felt bad because I was too tense until I met the grammarian who had been hospitalized for pluperfect tension."




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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 4-6-03 @ 1:24 PM

[reeshy]

Take your time but hurry up!!

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[erole]

Take your time, hurry up

ahhh...Nirvana, Come as You Are.

"It takes poo to dangle"
"A teat in the hand is worth one up the bush"
"You can't beat a dead cock"
"You can lead a future President to pot but you can't make him smoke"

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[fiestygal]

I before E,


*hangs head loooow*

smokin crack should be a new one..i say it all the time

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!!

[erole]

"k. before E. except after PCP"

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[high fly]

A penny saved ain't shit.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[high fly]

"Cat got your scrotum?"
"First time caller, long time lis---hey, put down that gun!"
"Red ass at morning, sodomist's warning,
Spread ass at night, sodomist's delight!"
"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of Nagasaki"

" and they ask me why I drink"