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ADF
04-02-2003, 07:15 PM
I heard some new commercial for a bank that promises banking.. to the MAX! It was even accompanied by some rockin' guitar riffs. I know that when I think about making important financial decisions, I want them to be to the EXTREME!

I think the whole X-Games, climbing sheer cliff faces, Mountain Dew lifestyle has jumped the shark.

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Arienette
04-02-2003, 07:18 PM
i think "jumping the shark" has jumped the shark

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The Chairman
04-02-2003, 07:21 PM
i think "jumping the shark" has jumped the shark

LMAO!!!

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ADF
04-02-2003, 07:21 PM
i think "jumping the shark" has jumped the shark


I agree, maybe we should come up with some new, hipper term.

How about.. floated the biscuit?

Married the Chachie?

Topped the muffin?

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PanterA
04-02-2003, 07:25 PM
I know I would feel safe when my banker jumps out of planes on snowboards while his buddy throws his shoot out of the plane and races down to catch up to it just before they both try to maneuver themselves into a hot air balloon so they can bungee jump out of the bucket and cut the cord to high dive into a 4 foot deep ravine on the weekends.

Plus I like when I enter the bank they all greet me with a friendly "haaa dude I'm so stoked to help you bro!"

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TheMojoPin
04-02-2003, 08:31 PM
You haven't LIVED until you've X-PERIENCED my bookstore's X-TREME BOOKZELLIN'.

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04-03-2003, 11:15 AM
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ag
04-03-2003, 11:32 AM
all this talk about banking makes me think of a Bank comercial I hear on the radio for Astoria Savings. Their slogan for checking accounts "Free and Easy" Then yesterday on the train I noticed a billboard for Astoria Savings. Its was a picture of a woman sitting down or somehting with a Bright smile, and above her head was the slogan "Free and Easy" <a href=http://www.astoriafederal.com/html/images/Free_Easy_03_03_07.jpg>kinda like this</a> <p> Kinda makes you think a bit about what they're really giving away

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Butters
04-03-2003, 12:08 PM
free and easy ....to the max

it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed

The Chairman
04-03-2003, 12:13 PM
Yeah, extreme is way played out.

I give the fad of adding dried berries to cereal about six more months. But that Special K with Red Berries...love it!

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Death Metal Moe
04-03-2003, 02:26 PM
"Rememmber Ladies, Tony Hawks sez:

GET AN EXTREME BREAST CANCER SCREENING!!!"

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TO THE EXTREME!!!!!

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Butters
04-03-2003, 03:44 PM
x-treame blue, shove it in your face hole

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Bama
04-03-2003, 03:50 PM
If it's not extreme it's CRAP

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Butters
04-03-2003, 03:51 PM
crap to the max YOW

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RageCage
04-04-2003, 05:35 AM
LMAO!!!

Internet abbreviations are played out as well.

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Immigration Dude
04-04-2003, 05:46 AM
Is there really anything worse then adult males using "lol, ttyl, omg, lmao, or wtf"? Even worse is the stupid smiley faces. I think the only time a man should use them is when they are talking with a chick.

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Butters
04-04-2003, 07:00 AM
talking to a chick to the max

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Arienette
04-04-2003, 07:43 AM
Quote:
LMAO!!!
Internet abbreviations are played out as well.
leave him alone.. it's the first thing he's said in about a week that wasn't three pages long.

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Reephdweller
04-05-2003, 07:08 AM
leave him alone.. it's the first thing he's said in about a week that wasn't three pages long.


now i'm LMAO!!!

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