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The Chairman
04-01-2003, 08:35 PM
OK I was in NYC all day today. Not once, but twice, when walking down the streets of the Big Apple, I saw someone blow their nose without a tissue or hanky. The two guys just held down one nostril and blew out and then did the same to the other.
This has to be one of the most disgusting things I see in public and I've seen guys do it on other occasions. When I blow my nose, not only do I use a tissue, I have to get up and go to a mirror and conduct a "nose check."
What the fuck?
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mikeyboy
04-01-2003, 08:41 PM
You're talking about the infamous "farmer blow", and
yes, it is disgusting.
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Death Metal Moe
04-01-2003, 08:43 PM
Jokes on you! Now he can spend that extra cash he saves on tissues on his nasty coke habit!
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The Chairman
04-01-2003, 08:44 PM
Hmmm I didn't know it had a name...Even worse.
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PanterA
04-01-2003, 08:48 PM
Actually I belive that is called a "Snot Rocket"
Hey, you got to do what you got to do. I blow snot rockets into my toilet or in the garbage. I'm not hanging around with a stuffy nose, and no tissue around.
Why waste toilet paper?
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The Chairman
04-01-2003, 08:58 PM
Bobby, I'm talking about in public. In the privacy of my own home I bite my toenails....
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PanterA
04-01-2003, 09:00 PM
I've blown a few snot rockets out the window on the LIE. I dont care.
If i really need to get the sucker out i blast that shit into my bare hands a fling it...prefferably at someone.
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The Chairman
04-01-2003, 09:04 PM
Bobby are you demonstrating your finger technique in your sig pic?
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erole
04-01-2003, 09:04 PM
I blow snot rockets into my toilet
if that's hard snot, you might be getting some splash
back on those.
And by the way, thanks for the snot in my hair off the
LIE you prick! Can't believe it was you.
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PanterA
04-01-2003, 09:06 PM
Bobby are you demonstrating your finger technique in your sig pic?:) 1 in each hole.
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ChrisTheCop
04-01-2003, 09:08 PM
In the privacy of my own home I bite my toenails....
Doesnt that ruin the nail polish?
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PanterA
04-01-2003, 09:08 PM
And by the way, thanks for the snot in my hair off the
LIE you prick! Can't believe it was you.Quick story: about 5 years ago I did "space Coke" (thats when someone blows a shotgun from a blunt and the other person inhales through there nose) Well anyway, I took the biggest hit, and right after it entered my nose, it instantly clogged my whole nasal passage. So for the next 7 months almost a year I had a nonstop runny nose. I would HAVE to blow my nose every 2 minutes of everyday, or it would just start to pour out like a fuckin waterfall. I couldnt leave my house without a full roll of toilet paper on me at all times. No when I would use a tissue, I swear to god it was like a full oz. of liquid snot. I would throw the tissues out the window. And well this one time I had at leave 2 oz.s of hot liquid snot in a lightly wrapped toilet tissue. I tossed it out of the car....and like a fucking water balloon, it SPLATTED on the cars window next to me. AHHH it was so nasty, the guy turned on his windshield wipers and the washer, and i saw a digusted look on the guys face, and I just took the fuck off.
Damn that was sick.
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silera
04-01-2003, 09:52 PM
You were in Chinatown.
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JustJon
04-01-2003, 10:17 PM
Let's not forget the "gym teacher's hankerchief"
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The Chairman
04-02-2003, 02:20 AM
Doesnt that ruin the nail polish?
Great memory Chris..almost too good.
I only put nail polish on the left big toe. That gives me 9 others to munch on.
Plus Urban Decay nail polish is DBP Free so it doesn't taste as bad as other nail polish...even if I wanted to snack. Tony&Tina Nail Paint tastes pretty decent, but avoid Hard Candy at all cost. It tastes bad and is for high school kids anyway.
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"farmer blow"
"Snot Rocket"
"gym teacher's hankerchief"
I know this technique as the "Air Hanky".
Whatever you call it, it's fucking nasty.
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FUNKMAN
04-02-2003, 10:05 AM
i'll do this when i'm working out in the yard...
or in the shower...
just gotta make sure you don't shoot yuourself...
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TheKnicks23
04-02-2003, 04:39 PM
That's F'n Disgusting.
I'm proud to say I've never blown my nose once in my life. It's too disgusting, and I never will.
While we're on this subject, how about the guy who uses the hankerchief, then PICKS his nose in public. Just because you have a napkin doesn't make it ok.
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stump12
04-02-2003, 08:51 PM
Guilty
I was sick and nowhere near a napkin, kleenex or anything. It had to be done.
Of course i hid myself as best i could.
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