Strange Foods Eaten When High Or Drunk?

[The Blowhard]

I once ate some frozen meatloaf after a night of partying. It was delicious, and was almost the same as eating a Good Humor Toasted Almond or Strawberry Shortcake bar. I have been eating and sucking on frozen foods for many years now. It lasts longer and you can really savor the flavor.
Time for my frozen pizza on a stick now.

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[A.J.]

7-11 hot dog.

Hot dogs shouldn't be "crunchy" should they?

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[Wormwood]

After a night of marathon drinking I like to go to the local diner and get 2 eggs over easy with Bacon, Corned Beef Hash, french fries and a load of toast.

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[Captain Stubing]

I once got through 3 sticks of yellow ice cream before I got the sneaking suspicion it was butter.

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[West Side Claire]

meatballs, meatballs, meatballs- outta the can

[East Side Dave]

Slim Jims and Polly-O string cheese: The Combination of Kings

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[reeshy]

Gifelte fish on toast- I was really toasted!!!!!!

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[furie]

vanilla zingers from an old vending machine.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

white castle at 4am

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[Miss Dolores Haze]

Gifelte fish on toast- I was really toasted!!!!!!


Dude thats the grossest thing i've ever heard

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[MsBettyBoop]

I don't remember exactly what it was, but I remember that it was moving. My girlfriend, to this day, will not tell me what it was. I think because she knows I'll puke if I found out.
Obviously I only drink with who I trust now-a-days.

[mikeyboy]

Once, after a night of drinking, I was hungry and
couldn't find anything to eat, so I impovised amd made
corn flake nachos. It's just a layer of corn flakes on a
plate with monterey jack cheese melted over it.
Surprisingly good.


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[Arienette]

whenever i drink a lot, i wake up the next morning craving either nachos or, oddly, a salad.

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[Reephdweller]

for me it was spam. back in college my buddy dave was flat broke, and i had about a nickle to my name and we had the munchies real bad. we tore his place apart and couldn't find anything, so we went to a friends apartment and all he had was this can of spam that he got as a gag gift. and it was, i still gag at the thought of the spam. it's one of the most disgusting things i've eaten. i can barely even eat ham to this day, that it's rare if ever i have it.

as for strange foods eaten while drunk, it would have to be this sick plate of fish i had at my uncles surprise party about a week ago. i was so smashed i ordered this fish plate. and i never order fish. but i did. i won't anytime soon.

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[ShelleBink]

i'm not going to say what mind altering substance i was on, but i know i ate the shake and bake breadcrumbs out of the white packet.

i eat weirder shit sober though

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[SoLost22]

white castle where with 5 bucks you can buy like 15 burgers. Cinnimon Toast Crunch is also a drunken staple in my diet

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[The Chairman]

Two stories come to mind.

I was really stoned and ate dry Rice-a-Roni with milk. I was so fucked up I thought it was cereal. I never noticed the little packet of flavoring..I just opened the box, poured it into a bowl, added milk and ate it.

Then there was the time in college. I was also really fucked up. I broke into the Steward's closet of my fraternity house (where the food is kept for the cook) and all I could find was a 5 gallon industrial jug of blue cheese dressing. I brought it to my room and started reaching in and pulling out chunks of blue cheese and eating them. I had a lot of black lights in my room and if I got a really nice piece I would hold it up and stare at it, for some odd reason blue cheese dressing chunks glow really well in black light.

The best part is I woke up the next day on the couch in my room and my roommate asked me what the fuck happened because my entire left sleeve was covered with sticky white goo. Turns out I was so high that I never realized that as I dug deep into the dressing jug, I had never rolled up my sleeves.


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[The Chairman]

The best part is I woke up the next day on the couch in my room and my roommate asked me what the fuck happened because my entire left sleeve was covered with sticky white goo.


I caught this and was going to edit...but just insert your joke....here.

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[DarkHippie]

my entire left sleeve was covered with sticky white goo
Chairman's special sauce?

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[walking joint]

it's not a strange food, but i've gotten into a habit lately when high. instead of making a salami sandwich(takes to much time), i just bring the pack of salami down and eat it piece by piece. it's like hit, hit....salami, salami...read the internet ...hit,hit..etc.

[The Blowhard]

I once started cooking a steak at 5am and I fell asleep in the kitchen. Thank God my Mom woke up and almost beat the hell out of me with a spatula.
I once ate an entire pack of COLD Boars Head Franks after smoking some hash.
I also would sip maple syrup out of the bottle.
I am repulsive.

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[Aggie]

brown sugar (by itself)
icing
any concoction of food in the house at the time like smashing fritos in a cup with some hot sauce and salsa on it and eating it with a spoon.

i think their should be a 'cooking for potheads' cook book. i'd buy it.

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[TheGameHHH]

I don't eat weird shit when I'm high because I know that once I get high I'll be hungry so I plan ahead with good munchies. However, one of my best friends ate icing that was over 4 years expired. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. When I opened the can it smelled like Play-Doh but he decided to eat it nonetheless, it was clearly bad.

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[PanterA]

It's not weird but it turned out to be REALLY good!

I toasted 2 ego waffles, put vanilla icecream and melted peanut butter between them, chocolate syrup and maple syrup.

Actually turned out to be amazing.

Me and my boy call it the stoner delight.

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[The Chairman]

Dry Lipton Iced Tea mix.

Ate it like Fun Dip.

Still do. Love it.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I toasted 2 ego waffles, put vanilla icecream and melted peanut butter between them, chocolate syrup and maple syrup.



Sounds yummy!!

I don't eat odd things when I'm drunk or stoned, but I do get up in the middle of the night, while still asleep, and eat and I will have NO memory of it the next morning. It's worse when I am stressed out. Every morning I get up to find a whole load of "surprises." Apparently I can use the can opener while asleep b/c I'll find empty cans of soup opened on the counter. One time skidmark found a box of pancake mix in my bathroom (I have NO idea what THAT was about!) I actually got a little scared one morning when I found a pot full of water on the stove. Luckily the stove wasn't turned on.

Ok, let the tooling begin. I actually went to an eating disorders support group and had a bulimic call me "wierd." A few years ago I saw something on Dateline about this. I felt a little less freakish.

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[HAMMERHEAD]

grilled salami & cheese with ketchup & mustard.

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[RageCage]

I know I've eaten alot of strange foods while high but I can't remember most of them. I do remember eating a pickle sandwich once.


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[The Blowhard]

I toasted 2 ego waffles, put vanilla icecream and melted peanut butter between them, chocolate syrup and maple syrup.




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