One time when my friend was drunk heshe did......

[jratt]

there was this guy that used to party with us all the time and always drank way too much and passed out ....well one night he passed out early and we throw him in a bedroom on the floor about an hour latter someone yelled come here you gotta see this there he was
eyes closed pants off squatting in a corner by
the front door with a pile of shit the size of something a t-rex would drop still grunting like it was a ruff one we throw him outside and waited till he sobbered up and made him clean it and till this day he cant belive that he did that and thinks it was a joke that we did to him....by the way this guy now is a full blown drunk that doesnt do shit with his life.........
so if you have any stories like this share them cause i got tons more to share


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[Jennitalia]

i know i've told this story before, but it's pretty good, so it's worth repeating.

One of my college housemates went out one night and came back bombed off her ass with her boyfriend. The next morning (well, early afternoon), she came into my room saying that she had sex with her guy last night, but didn't remember is she took out her tampon. She tried looking for it, but couldn't find the string or anything. We ended up taking her to the hospital after dinner (now mind you, she's had this tampon in her for well over 12 hours by this point). It took the doctor another 45 minutes before he was able to retrieve it from her tookie

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[FatTony]

A friend of mine from high school use to drink her self into a stuper like every night. So of course on New Years Eve she would be 10 Times worse.

Our senior year she was so drunk at a New Years Eve party, she began to give a bunch of guys head in a nearby bathroom. I later found out she was giving head to a friend of mine in the back of his car, and apparently she didn't know she had gag reflexes and once she tried to deep throat him, she ended up spewing vomit all over his car. She got kicked out of the car on the side of a road somewhere in Clark, NJ and had to find her way home

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[jratt]

ok wow those are good....speaking of drunk girls there was this girl that was 2 years younger then me that ever major party she would get trashed and have guys one after another f'ing her most of the time she would just hang her ass out the back seat of a car
and just take like 10 or 20 guys not knowing who they where....if any one is from flemington and went to HCRH around 95' or so
her name autium(sp) you should remember this or have heard of it

jratt AKA johnbravo
Don't talk about unity ever again...
my ears are closed talk to the fist!!
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"fear me or love me, I don't give a F'k"

[stickyfingers]

ok wow...awesome thread

it was the afternoon of hurricane floyd...if anyone remembers....and we were at college....because it had rained so much, the normally slow moving 1 foot deep river that was right behind our appartment became 4 feet of raging rapids...well school was cancelled and its just a given that everyone is going to drink....well after several hours we realized that this river could be fun to play in...that is, untill a friend of mine took it a little too far, literally.....he decided to go downstream a little bit at which point he began to realize that he was now stuck in a sticker bush that had grown across the river from one bank to another...with the river beating against him he became helpless and was unable to get out untill someone stuck a rake down to him and helped to remove him from the near fatal deathtrap....the story continues...upon getting out an unknown person says to him that he had so many cuts on his back that he looked like a slave....this person failed to take into account that he was half black and more than half drunk...upon cleaning himself up he went and found that kid and tried to bring him to the same place and throw him in the rapids...if it were not for myself and another person there may have been a casualty that night






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[jratt]

ok last one from me there was this rich kid
who had a huge house and was a real stuck up dick well he had a SMALL party that alot more people showed up for then he invited well as about 75 of us where on his deck it colapsed it was very low to the ground and no one got hurt but that kid was not in school for a week after his parents probaly had a feld day whipping his ass

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my ears are closed talk to the fist!!
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"fear me or love me, I don't give a F'k"

[RageCage]

A couple of my friends from high school got really fucked up one night and tried to break into Dave Grohl's house (he lives in Alexandria, VA). Dave wasn't there but his sister was and she called the cops. One of them got away but the other one went to jail. He had to do 200 hours of community service as a janitor.

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[Wormwood]

A friend of mine once asked me to drive his sister home because she was passed out drunk, on the way there I pulled off to the side of the road took some of her clothes off and "diddled" her. Then I just dropped her off on the front lawn of her house. I was 28 and my name is Billy.

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[angrymissy]

Someone I know was high once, and wrapped his dick in tinfoil and ran into the living room at a party saying he wanted to rape a girl tonight.

Good Times.

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[grlNIN]

Someone I know was high once, and wrapped his dick in tinfoil and ran into the living room at a party saying he wanted to rape a girl tonight.





missy i didnt know you knew my brother. thats how he picks up da ladies

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[samnyc]

... he dropped a bottle from a rooftop as a group of people were passing by. No one was hurt, but I thought they were going to kill us. I was in a foreign country at the time and had no clue what it was that they were screaming. I was standing on the ledge, pretty tipsy myself. Given this guy's coordination at the time, I'm lucky he didn't push me over as well.

[ADF]

It was my first week in Korea and I just moved into my room. I was awakened at about three in the morning by the guy in the next room screaming, "What the FUCK are you doing?!" Then there was a loud crashing noise and I heard a bunch of glass tumbling and breaking.

On the bus to work, I told one of my coworkers, Dave Herlong, about the ruckus I heard last night. He exclaims, "That was me! I was so fucked up last night that I got up in the middle of the night and thought I was in the bathroom, but I was pissing all over the table. Somebody woke up and screamed at me. I fell backwards into the refridgerator, knocking the door off and spilling beer bottles everywhere, breaking a lot of them." Apparently, Dave had spent the night drinking in my neighbor's room and got drunk enough that he couldn't make it down the hallway to his room.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I drank a 6 ot Bud Ice and a full bottle of Absolute Currant
with my buddy. So I told him I needed to get tougher, so
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. I took all 5 of them and felt cool.

Then later on I wanted to tell him something and put my
hand on his shoulder to get his attention. That is when
the 6th and final blow to my teeth put me out.

The worst part was that I couldn't tell my parents I had
been drinking, so I had to make up a bogus story about
getting beat up in the Taco Bell parking lot.

So humiliating.


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[TheGameHHH]

Honestly, who gets into a fight at a Taco Bell??

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[Dewey]

I drank a 6 ot Bud Ice and a full bottle of Absolute Currant
with my buddy. So I told him I needed to get tougher, so
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.


Hi, my name is Moe, and I'm an alcoholic.

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[struttinj]

....stumbled into his next door neighbor's house, tripped over a phone cord and proceeded to yell at the neighbor to get out of his house.....all while the fat neighbor sat at a Walmart table sipping coffee in his tighty whiteys...gotta love Maine...

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[The Chairman]

your responses are too long. Who has time to read these long stories.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I tried to keep mine short and to the point.

And why was MINE the only story people felt like tooling on?

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[golfcourseguy]

I got a phone call one afternoon from a buddy who had gotten up in a stupor,mistook his walk-in closet for the toilet and then crashed through the sheetrock wall his bed was against. "My dad's coming home tomorrow morning,can you fix it?" The repaired area looked "too new" so we wound up painting the whole room.




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[high fly]

Way back in high school, a bunch of us got together at a house where the parents were gone and were dumb enough to trust their 2 teenagers. Everyone was getting loaded and having a good time till this chick has too much to drink and makes no move for the bathroom or even a trash can.
She stands up from the couch and starts spewing, turning her head from side to side like she was trying to put out a fire or something.
At least a half dozen people got at least some of it on them, plus there was puke splattered on the walls, carpet, furniture, knicknacks, you name it.
Of course everyone hauled ass so they wouldn't have to help clean it up.

" and they ask me why I drink"