Big Ass

[The Chairman]

I haven't gotten my Big Ass card in over a year. Anyone else have this problem?

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[Johnny Fontane]

It obviously got lost in the shuffle, just submit another request.

I thought this was going to be a discussion about Jennifer Lopez...or perhaps Nina Hartley ($1,400/hour, I hear).

Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. To the Italian people, that is a very religious, sacred, close relationship.

[mikeyboy]

I'm in the same boat. It's been well over a year now. Are they even accepting new requests right now? I figured that they're going to re-tool the card to make it specific to WJFK.

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[Wormwood]

I'm at just about a year now myself. I don't want to sound negative but I don't think its ever going to happen

Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
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[FatTony]

I'm at just about a year now myself. I don't want to sound negative but I don't think its ever going to happen



Don't lose faith my friend, I thought the same way so I submitted another request and I got two of them in the mail 3 weeks later.

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[CaptClown]

I like Nina Hartley's ass! It has a lot less cellulite than Jennifer Lopez's.

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[The Chairman]

mikeyboy, I've just made you an Honorary Iron Chef!


TIM!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A SIG! I'M SURE ALICE FUZZYBUTT WILL PRAY AS WELL!

CK1

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[ChickenHawk]

Gee, I wonder what happened to your card, Mr. 23453...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

TIM!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A SIG! I'M SURE ALICE FUZZYBUTT WILL PRAY AS WELL!


Color me impressed!!! ;-)

(and skidmark had me at his Let it Be sig!)



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thank you dcpete!

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[The Chairman]

Gee, I wonder what happened to your card, Mr. 23453...

Geez you're good. I made that number up....don't tell anyone. Am I in trouble?

CK

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[The Chairman]

I WANT A STINK SIG!

PS - TOO CUTE HAD ME WHEN SHE SAID "I LOVE YOU" ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I got mine fine last year.

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[mikeyboy]

mikeyboy, I've just made you an Honorary Iron Chef!


Excellent! Where do I pick up my spatula?

TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I thought it would go unnoticed...

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[The Chairman]

Excellent! Where do I pick up my spatula?

No spatula. You will get a Placemat!

And I thought it would go unnoticed...

How can one of the greatest albums by one of the greatest bands of all time go unnoticed? That album got me through college. That album is a monolith!

LONG LIVE THE MATS!

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[Geppetto]

I applyed three times and never got a card, its got to be Dukes its always Dukes damm him.

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[samnyc]

I've also applied three times since last August -- only to be denied each time. I had an easier time getting my AmEx.

[The Chairman]

I thought this was going to be a discussion about Jennifer Lopez...or perhaps Nina Hartley ($1,400/hour, I hear).

Nina definitely had one of the top asses in porn, but a while ago i was at a bachelor party and there was a porn with her taking it up the hershey highway with john stagliano and he's HIV+ and I saw another one with her and Marc Wallace where he's pushing her stool due north and Marc's either HIV+ are has AIDS or is dead. I would advise your friends to avoid Nina...

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[TheMojoPin]

Why don't we just cut to the chase and replace the ReCappers forum with a room for 'Mats fans?

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[high fly]

waiting since early December.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Def Dave in SC]

I submitted a requset a long ass time ago, and totslly forgot about it. One day maybe a year ago, it just came in the mail in an envelope with no return adress


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[stickyfingers]

at least your mom didn't throw yours out....god how i miss all 3.5 by 2.5 inches of 19690....huuah little buddy wherever you may be





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[furie]

I got mine pretty quick, but that's before Al melted down.

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[The Chairman]

Come to think of it, it's been over six months and I still haven't gotten the autographed head shot Billy promised to mail me.

hmmmmm.

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[Dewey]

a long ass


It's a BIG Ass card, not a LONG ass card. Maybe that's why they got confused and didn't send it.

Chairman, I thought for sure that TooCute had you at "Herro".

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