DROPS OF JUPITER

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

I DUNNO I GUESS IM BORED AT WORK. SO ILL JUST TYPE THIS SONG UP...


now that she's back in the atmosphere
with drops of jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
she acts like summer and walks like rain
reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
since the return from her stay on the moon
she listens like spring and she talks like june, hey, hey
tell me did you sail across the sun
did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
and that heaven is overrated
tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
one without a permanent scar
and did you miss me while you were looking FOR yourself out there


now that she's back from that soul vacation
tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
she checks out mozart while she does tae-bo
reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey

now that she's back in the atmosphere
i'm afraid the she might think of me as plain ol' jane
told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
and head back to the milky way
and tell me, did venus blow your mind
was it everything you wanted to find
and did you miss me while you were looking FOR yourself out there


can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
your best friend always sticking up for you even when i know you're wrong
can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour
phone conversation
the best soy latte that you ever had... and me

tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
and head back to the milky way

tell me did you sail across the sun
did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
and that heaven is overrated

tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
one without a permanent scar
and did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there


CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[IkeaBoy]

Is this a Ron and Fez song? Did Ron and Fez write it? Are Ron and Fez in it? Now Carlito of Caps Lock land realize what forum you're in. Then realize what forum this should be in.

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

WOW PEOPLE IN COMPUTER LAND REALLY TAKE EVERY LIL, ITSY BITSY, MICROSCOPIC DETAIL SERIOUSLY. DO YOU GUYS GO OUT?? I MEAN LIKE INTO THE WORLD THAT GOD PUT US ON??? CHECK IT OUT ITS A PRETTY NICE PLACE TO VISIT, EXCEPT IF YOUR A COMPUTER GEEK AND YOU SPEND ALL YOUR SPARE TIME IN FRONT OF A MONITOR, THEN PEOPLE LIKE ME ON PLANET EARTH WILL GIVE YOU A HARD TIME OUT THERE. .. OH WAIT A MINUTE, YOU ARE A COMPUTER GEEK, THEREFORE YOU CANT VISIT PEOPLE IN THE REAL WORLD, SORRY DUDE.

CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[TomPoo]

what a gay song

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[TomPoo]

What are you doing you tool???Its 12 in the afternoon on a wednesday, most of us are at work, while your lame ass is probably sitting at home looking at kiddie porn in between posting.

Get in the coffin and die

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

GAY??? ITS MUSIC BUDDY, WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO??? SOME HARD CORE SHIT RIGHT?? THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE WORDS TO RIGHT?? BUT YOU LISTEN TO IT CUZ ITS HARD AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL COOL HUH??? HEY WELL IM ALL FOR THAT, I LIKE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT MAKE THE GIRLS REALLY SOFT AND WET. ALTHOUGH YOU WOULDNT KNOW ABOUT THAT HUH,YOU DORK.

CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

LOL LOOK YOU LIL DWEEB, IM AT WORK, IM AT WORK EVERYDAY FROM 9 - 5, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I MAKE ALOT OF MONEY FOR DOING ALMOST NOTHING WHICH ALLOWS ME TIME TO WASTE WITH YOUR DUMB ASS. IM PRETTY SURE YOUR ON A COMPUTER AT WORK AND THEN WHEN YOU GET HOME ITS LIKE NOTHING HAS CHANGED, STILL ON A COMPUTER. BITE ME LOSER!!!!

"NO FAT CHICKS PLEASE"

CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[TomPoo]

You got me buddy, I post all day and night... zzz zzz zzz

and Limp Bizcut and Kid Rock are my Favorite bands... zzz zzz zzz

You obviously have lots of friends... I can tell by how many people like you already on this board

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

SEE THERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I MY LIL FRIEND, THIS BOARD IS NOT MY LIFE, I DONT LIVE ON THIS BOARD I DONT CARE WHO LIKES ME OR NOT ON THIS BOARD, ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS HOW MANY CHICKS I CAN POSSIBLY BANG BETWEEN THURSDAY AND SUNDAY EVERY WEEK AND SOMEHOW AVOID GETTING CAUGHT BY MY LADY.

CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[TomPoo]

Yea you must be a real winner with women...

Is it your charming personality that wins them over???? Or do they want you after sing "Drops of Jupiter" to them... I hear girls love it when guys sing GAY songs to them

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-1-01 @ 12:27 PM

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

AH YOU LIL HOMO, IF YOU ONLY KNEW, BUT YOU DONT, SO A VIRGIN YOU WILL REMAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[TomPoo]

I want to know !!! I want to know!!!

OHHHH Can you teach, you are obviously great with people, I can tell because you have become so popular so fast!!!

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-1-01 @ 12:40 PM

[IkeaBoy]

I agree with Tom, the song is gay. And you're gayer for typing it out but you didn't really type iut out you cut and pasted it. How do I know? Because it's not in caps which you type in as a tool. You're not funny, you're not entertaining. This board is not my life but why can't I enjoy the board without tools like you posting useless thread and uselss information thinking you're causing people to enjoy you.

[NOFATCHICKSPLZ]

OH YOU LITTLE FEEBLE MINDED DWEEB, USELESS???? NOT ENTERTAINING??? THEN WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER WITH ME?? I KNOW WHY . BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR LIFE, AND NOW YOUR ANGRY THAT A NEWBIE IS HEAR INVADING YOUR TERRITORY. U SUCK MAN, JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

CARLITO
AKA
NOFATCHICKSPLZ

[TomPoo]

DWEEB

ooooooooooo

What are you 5 years old????

What clever names are you going to come up with next???

Dork?
Meany-head?
Ignoramous?






REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-1-01 @ 12:54 PM

[IkeaBoy]

I bother with you because I pity you. you're a sad little man. I'm not sure what you think you're being but no matter what it's not working. You're not making me angry, you're not getting my blood to boil, you're not making me think. Why am I bothering with you? I don't know, I guess it's just because I have nothing else to do today except try to make a mongoloid see a proper way. If that's a crime, so be it. If you wish to take it to steel cage, go ahead, i'm right behind you.

[adolescentmasturbator]

GUYS I HAVEE TO TALK N CAPS AND HAB VERY POOR GRAMMER AND SPELLING. HOW KEWL AM I

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[Gwen]

"LOOK YOU LIL DWEEB, "

What year do you think this is, 1989?

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[adolescentmasturbator]

Do you still wear Parachute Pants?

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[Mad Producer]

No he just got the New Hammer time album.

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