Favorite Novelty Item

[FMJeff]

I saw Pee Herman's Big Adventure a couple of days ago...remember the scene where he's in the novelty store shopping for wacky items to buy?

Made me think about my youth and my love for novelty items....so I ask you...what are your ten most favorite novelty items?

Here are mine:

1) The infamous Hand Buzzer.
2) Wax Lips
3) Slinkey Eye Glasses
4) Atomic Gum...starts out like regular gum until you get to the habanero pepper center....hahaahah....
5) Shrunken Head
6) Fart Bag
7) Laughing Mirror...great for the ego.
8) The Bloody Razor in the Finger
9) Exploding Soap
10) Fake Blood

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[RageCage]

I don't know if they make them anymore but I used to get these tiny little sticks that you would put in the end of someone's cigarette and when they lit it, it would explode. I would use them on my aunts and uncles all the time. It was hilarious. Disappearing ink was always fun too.

Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[walking joint]

the stink bombs...throwing them on the floor and waiting for someone to step on them...comedy gold when it happened.

also a fan of the fart machine. a little speaker with a remote control. put it under a seat or in someones coat and listen to them fart.

[Death Metal Moe]

Most of this shit was so cheaply made and crappy looking, did ANYONE ever fall for it?

MAYBE the gum, but once and you had burned your comedy bridge with that person.

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[The Blowhard]

Jeff in old school? FINALLY!
I was always a fan of fake dogshit and itching powder. Always funny.

[ThePointer]

How about the soap that would turn your skin black? Used to place that in the school bathrooms and you would always know who was in there. Also the fake vomit just add water and voila cafeteria food

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[SuperClerk]

I always loved the Fart spray. Even though it didn't smell like farts. It smelled worse. What the hell kind of smell was it anyway?? I used to have a fake baby diaper covered in shit. Always funny. I also loved the mustard or ketchup bottles with the string in it. By the way, what the hell was the purpose of rubber chickens??? I did have one though.

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[high fly]

X-ray specs
Fake dog doo
Groucho glasses
Dribble glass
Mexican jumping beans

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