Elizabeth Smart... she so had a kid

[Hawiian shirt craig]

dude, she was gone 9 months. in 9 months she grew boobs and stuff. its very
possible she had a kid in that time. would also explain her sudden blossoming into
womanhood. (which is also very natural at that age). besides, the family is acting
weird. there is something else to this story we're not getting. the smart family is so in
on the whole th


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this is one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.

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this is one of the most retarded things I've ever heardon this board, that's saying a lot.

yes, i just called you all retards.

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Kid or no kid, I think she's hot...

...and the guy who kidnapped her: even hotter.

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dude, she was gone 9 months. in 9 months she grew boobs and stuff.

That is just so WRONG to even have in the same sentence.

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Kid or no kid, I think she's hot...

...and the guy who kidnapped her: even hotter



very funny, thanks for the laugh!!!!



if so could you blame the guy, his wife looked like death warmed over...Madone!

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[silera]

Her parents disgust me.

Obviously this girl had sex with the guy.

Her picture shouldn't be plastered all over every paper.



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[cherrynoid]

in 9 months she grew boobs and stuff.

I went from completely flat-chested to C cups in about
6 weeks at age 13. You don't have to have a baby to
grow boobs and stuff. (Although that does make
them bigger.)

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(Although that does make
them bigger.)

Tell that to my tits.

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[DarkHippie]

I think that there is definately more to this story than is being reveiled, and you what, its probably better that way.

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yes, i just called you all retards.

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Tell that to my tits.
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Tell that to my tits.

What tits?

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liz smart is so hot!

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Tell that to my tits.


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[Hawiian shirt craig]

I think there is just moer to this story than we are being told. The smart family was
way too invlolved in the investigation. and they have press conferences every 20
mins, who does that? PLUS the uncle is the only one allowed to photograph her... that
i can almost understand but why does he sell them for so much? it seems like this
whole thing is too well writen. u know what i mean?

and the child argument is very valid b/c they aren't commenting on whether or not
there was sexual contact, but this emmanuel dude claimed to be a polygamist, and
that she was his second wife and what not. i tihnk theres a very real possibility that
she was abducted b/c he got her pregnant, while working on the home, and trapsed
around the country with her until she had it, recovered and the baby was disposed of
some how (like dropped off in a hospital). that would explain why she never
attempted escape- especailly in the begining before she was 'brain washed'.

OH and if this is the most retarted thing you've ever heard, feel free to come over to
my house for dinner... my father is slowly turning into ozz


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[grlNIN]

The smart family was
way too invlolved in the investigation



Well, call me crazy but if I was missing i know for a fucking fact that my whole family would be involved in the investigation as much as physically/mentally possible.

So, youre saying basically bc this girls family was so invloved with the investigation concerning her disappearance that something must be going on behind the scenes.

For someone who claims to have a "healthy" and "tight-knit" family Craig you sure dont know alot about one and what one family might do when faced with a dire situation such as this.

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This message was edited by grlNiN on 3-18-03 @ 12:43 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

well i should hope my family would know their boundries and abilities, and would fall
short of telling salt lake police what to do and not to do. its probly worse that the SLC
PD listened but i think they smart family led them astray for some reason.

maybe i just dont trust mormons...........


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If it's a boy, I hope she names him Maxwell.

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and the child argument is very valid b/c they aren't commenting on whether or not
there was sexual contact


Actually, Mitchell and his common-law wife were charged with, among other things, sexual assault.

And the summer I turned 13, I went from a 34A to a 36C in a matter of weeks, with my virginity intact. It's a little something called puberty... look into it.

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This message was edited by Peachy on 3-18-03 @ 11:07 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

they released the charges after i made that last post. and yeah i know, but i sitll tihnk
she had a kid. i know boobs baloon up on girls around that age, but still i think she
did. u dont gain weight in captivity LO


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[FiveB247]

haha this is so funny and so ridiculous.

I've heard of families 'sending their daughters away'. But this would really take the cake.