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Johnathan H Christ
03-17-2003, 06:50 PM
hypotheticly.... if we were to capture saddam hussein, say we gave him the best sex change medical technology can possibly perform....only on the genitals... so he would look like saddam, but with big strpper tits and a cute little snatch. we sentence him to life in a maximum security prison. would you pay $19.95 for your choice of VHS or DVD of saddam getting some sweet lovin?

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Bergalad
03-17-2003, 06:57 PM
Would he still smell like camel?
mikeyboy
03-17-2003, 06:58 PM
God, no.

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kc7586
03-17-2003, 07:33 PM
that is just so disturbing on so many levels

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Geppetto
03-17-2003, 07:44 PM
Step away from the key board son take a deep breath and just think about what you just said.

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DarkHippie
03-17-2003, 08:05 PM
Frank Black . . . is that you?

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TheMojoPin
03-17-2003, 08:06 PM
Gee, I hope you become a show regular.

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DarkHippie
03-18-2003, 05:12 AM
Gee, I hope you become a show regular.
oh god, is this the level of guest in DC? i'm almost glad i can't hear it . . . almost

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Death Metal Moe
03-18-2003, 08:44 AM
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DJEvelEd
03-18-2003, 10:23 AM
I've often thought about this. I would like to see Saddam and Osama embraced in a "Freedom Kiss"


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Johnathan H Christ
03-18-2003, 11:43 AM
ya know, i guess we all cant be as funny as eachother. most of the people here are entertaining, and if what i contribute isnt up to everyones high standards, well sorry. i suppose being satisfied to just move on to another topic isnt enough for everyone. im glad you feel yourself to be so highbrow. but please dont project your elitist snotballism at me. i was just trying to have fun.

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TheMojoPin
03-18-2003, 11:51 AM
Man, you and Perry sure are Touchy McHurtmyfeelingsalot.

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Death Metal Moe
03-18-2003, 01:34 PM
im glad you feel yourself to be so highbrow. but please dont project your elitist snotballism at me.


Elitist? Around here?

Get some thicker skin douche bag.

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mikeyboy
03-18-2003, 01:37 PM
but please dont project your elitist snotballism at me.


snotballism?

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grlNIN
03-18-2003, 01:44 PM
it wouldve been fun to see him get torn apart on OandA.com

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Death Metal Moe
03-18-2003, 01:47 PM
Yea, you can only bat around your prey on this board.

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erole
03-18-2003, 09:39 PM
only if it was you F'n him in the A and then wiping your wet D on his cheek saying, "It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told."
And you have to spread open Saddam's thick Arab chest air so you can get some tongue action on his nipple...man that's so hot!
then you MUST have the money shot with your shame all tangled inside and dripping off his moustache.

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mikeyboy
03-18-2003, 10:03 PM
Jeez, erole. You could have quite the career in shock posting if you ever decided to pick it up.

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billyio
03-18-2003, 10:10 PM
So, when does Fatima does Basra come out on DVD?


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guttersnipe
03-19-2003, 03:52 PM
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Iamnotatool
03-19-2003, 04:11 PM
Elitist? Around here?

Get some thicker skin douche bag


Excellent advice Mo

Is 'snotballism' a word? If so, why??

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bam44
03-20-2003, 09:40 AM
If I act now, will I also get a free chopper/dicer/slicer,thingy.

Don't Believe the hype

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SatCam
03-20-2003, 12:15 PM
would you have a threesome with osama and saddam with the conditions listed above?

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Death Metal Moe
03-20-2003, 06:00 PM
So, when does Fatima does Basra come out on DVD?


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