Beat your children not your wife

[jocefus]

http://www.murderize.com/Editorials/Headbutt/beatyourchildren/
am i wrong for laughing at this article?

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This message was edited by jocefus on 3-13-03 @ 3:44 PM

[A.J.]

My favorite part:

"Every time I'm at the drug store I pick up a couple of these paddle games and give them to my loving children. I love to see their eyes become wide as they know once the string breaks it will transform from a harmless game to an instrument of torture."

Your article reminded me of this one:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3909/love_me.html

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[jocefus]

Sometimes, people make fun of my drinking. They laugh at the way I stumble out of the bar at the end of the night, zigzagging across the parking lot. Yup, that's me, Big Ol' Screaming Lush Billy. Well, laugh all you want, because everybody has their imperfections. We're all human, and we need to all be tolerant of each other


thats a total staples line..

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[A.J.]

thats a total staples line..


LOL! Good call!

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[TheMojoPin]

Lately though my sweet daughters have been being a little too sweet. They are either on perfect behavior or are never around the house for some reason. So I've had to come up with ingenious ways to justify a whuppin'.

Now THAT is tenacity. Salut.

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[TheMojoPin]

I love that site. They provide the 'net a service by making the latest map of Europe available for any and all to see...

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[Def Dave in SC]

Ajs article is a lot funier. you should be ashamed.


oh yeah, Mojo, what does that map have to do with this thread?


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[TheMojoPin]

Read my post this time. It came from the same site as the article. I like them because they make me laugh from time to time.

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[jocefus]

Ajs article is a lot funier. you should be ashamed


i agree.. ill hang my head in shame..

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[grlNIN]

Billys long lost brother???

We Aint A Sect, No This Aint No Fucking Faction
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[Def Dave in SC]

Hey, i'll read your post if i want to, alright? reading stuff is a lot easierif you just look at the pictures, and im a busy guy. Cant't be wasting my time actually "reading" stuff.




Plus im illiterate. jdfydnbedhs jdjducjkwisyg.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, i'll read your post if i want to, alright? reading stuff is a lot easierif you just look at the pictures, and im a busy guy. Cant't be wasting my time actually "reading" stuff.

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