Gym Pickup

[stump12]

I saw this chick checking me out at the gym tonite. Whats a good way to make a move at the gym?

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[ADF]

Offer to spot for her when she's lifting and then whip your junk out on her face, "roman helmet" style.

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[Jasmines Song]

Offer to spot for her when she's lifting and then whip your junk out on her face, "roman helmet" style.




I know I am stoned but that must have been the funniest thing I have ever read.



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[Dirtybird11]

stand in front of her and flex..

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[Fallon]

Work out next to her, then say your getting some water and ask if she'd like some. Then when you get back it might be a little easier to start a conversation.

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[Anakin Skywalker]

You start it off by lifting 3 times your regular lifting limit. Once you injury yourself, you ask her for help and the rets is downhill.

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[GaryWyze]

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Walk right up to her and say "hear me now and listen to me later, you don't need no girlie man, you need a real man like me - one who can pump *clap* you up....... the ass, gak, gak, gak, gak!"

[Doogie]

MAke sure it is a woman and not a really effeminate, yet toned, looking man...

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[stickyfingers]

tell her that you are working out your flactoid muscles





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[Fallon]

Should have made a move, women like this don't come along everyday.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 3-11-03 @ 2:50 PM

[high fly]

Roofies in her Gatorade.
I mean c'mon , it's obvious.

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[Arienette]

Offer to spot for her when she's lifting and then whip your junk out on her face, "roman helmet" style.that's how he got me...


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[stump12]

yeah thanks for ruining the image i had of her fallon. i cant spot her we were lifting on the machines.

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Thanks Fallon!

[silera]

that's how he got me...

That's so romantic.



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[FMJeff]

hit her over the head with a shovel and throw her in your trunk...then do pilates with her labia...

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[Def Dave in SC]

Beat the fuck out of every other guy in the place. I mean just wild out and do SERIOUS damage.

That will show her that you're a real man and that she needs to have your manly seed.


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