Jess into Jeff

[furie]

So I was out with some former co-workers of mine and we were catching up on old times. The course of the conversation turned to some of the freaks I used to work with.

One was a "girl" named Jessica, who preferred to be called just Jess. Jess had a very androgynous look about her that she strived for. She was gay.

The thing was, over a long period we noticed...changes. First she bulked up. then her face broke out real bad. Then the voice change. Much deeper. I left that job right about the time she seemed to have lost her chest.

From what i was told the other night, she is not a he. Package and all. My point is, what about her girlfriend? This isn't what she bargained for. She's a lesbian. So i'm assuming that means she wanted a woman. But now she's got a man...sort of. So does this mean "Jeff" is going after straight girls now, or bisexuals?

It's just odd.


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[DarkHippie]

Jeff is now "transgendered". If he is still together with his girlfriend, I'm sure he talked it over with her first, and they are probably still together if they were in love, or else he never would have done it.

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[FMJeff]

i'll take what i can get

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[Arienette]

it's funny... when i saw this thread title, i was trying to figure out what it would be about. immediately, i thought of fmjeff. and then i was thinking, "isn't zathrus', furie's fiance, name jess?" (now, i may be wrong about that, but i think it is.) so then i'm picturing this big, nasty board love triangle. how disappointing.

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[ADF]

I'll do the obligatory.

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[ADF]

I almost forgot..

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[stump12]

I used to work with a "she" that used to be a he. "She" said that she wanted to be a lesbian. If "she" likes women why didnt "she" stay a he?
The women i worked with had her banned from the womens room cause i guess "her" surgery wasnt done and "she" was peeing standing up.

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[TheGameHHH]

How big is it's dick?

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[kc7586]

i saw a he-she at the mall once, it was so funny. i think it was a very flamboyant male with long hair and a leopard skin purse. it was a guy though it had a goatee.

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[stump12]

How big is it's dick?


We didnt let "it" use the mens room either. "she" had to use the supervisors bathroom.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I knew a guy in college named Kevin, but everyone called him "Otter." Imagine a grown-up "Cousin Oliver" wearing biker boots and a trenchcoat. He was the type of guy who was "on the edge" and liked to shock people. His freshman year he was straight, then his sophomore year he was gay, then he decided to be bi. Whatever. He left Fordham but stayed in touch. Anyway, years later we find out he was dating a bi female truck driver, got a sex change, and changed his name to Katherine. A friend ran into him and said he still dresses the same and still looks like Cousin Oliver except with boobs.

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[furie]

isn't zathrus', furie's fiance, name jess?


yes it is, but this jess is a former co-worker.

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[A.J.]

Imagine a grown-up "Cousin Oliver" wearing biker boots and a trenchcoat.


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[zathrus]

Don't worry guys. This jess is not me. If you've seen me you know that I am defently all Woman!!!!!

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