Most Well-Endowed Rock Stars

[The Chairman]

This month's Spin Magazine is "The Ultimate List Issue."

According to "Legendary Groupies Donna Anderson and Cynthia Plaster Caster", the Top Ten Most Well-Endowed Rock Stars were/are:

1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Jon Langford from The Mekons and Waco Brothers
3. Tommy Lee
4. Tony Kanal (No Doubt)
5. Anthony Kiedis (RHCP's)
6. Phil Anselmo (Pantera)
7. Robin Zander (Cheap Trick)
8. John Dolmayan (System of a Down)
9. Robbie Merrill (Godsmack)
10. Dexter Holland (the Offspring)

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[PanterA]

6. Phil Anselmo (Pantera)Not only is he God, but he's hung.

Great minds swing alike.

LOL

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[TheMojoPin]

Ladies and gentlemen, don't listen to Spin. Spin knows only heresay and rumors. In a case like this you must go straight to the whorse's mouth. I present to you...METAL SLUDGE.

http://www.metal-sludge.com/LongShort.htm

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[TheMojoPin]

Phil Anselmo / Pantera
Well after a short glimpse of that MONSTER power tool in their debut home video it's no wonder that Rob Halford is such a big Pantera fan! Reports are Phil is a bit over 10 inches!! There are also rumors that Phil can swing both ways, at least orally.

ROCKIN' BOTH SIDES OF THE CASBAH!!!

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[reeshy]

You're all fags!!!!!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

We're taliking about money here right? RIGHT?

There's so much drama in the D. of C., its kinda hard bein D.A.V.I.D.

[A.J.]

I couldn't help but notice that Jewel was well-endowed...with an ample bosom:

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[TheMojoPin]

Ah, Jewel. The greatest natural boobs known in the music world, EVER.

Because of her, I CAN agree with Bush that there are things in Alaska that I want to drill, too.

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[reeshy]

Quit trying to hide it-You're all fruit-loops!!!! Especially you, Mojo-HOMO!!!!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Especially you, Mojo-HOMO!!!!!!!!!

Dammit, was I caught rubbing up against other guys' junk while riding public transit AGAIN?!? Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!

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[reeshy]

Dammit, Mojo-you told me if I did that "special" thing for you- you would never mention that again-Damn you to hell!!!!!!!

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[FatTony]

1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Jon Langford from The Mekons and Waco Brothers
3. Tommy Lee



Okay this is scary. I think it is safe to say most of us have already seen the monster that is Tommy Lee's member. But what does that say for Langford and Hendrix. Jesus Christ. It can't be humanly possible.

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"They always win in the end."

[IrishAlkey]

Tommy Lee never impressed me.

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[FatTony]

Okay Alky, just because you can take more than what Mr. Lee is offering, doesn't make you need to share that.

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"They always win in the end."

[DarkHippie]

why did i look at this thread?

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[silera]

why did i look at this thread?

This is the homo check in thread.



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[The Chairman]

Okay this is scary. I think it is safe to say most of us have already seen the monster that is Tommy Lee's member. But what does that say for Langford and Hendrix. Jesus Christ. It can't be humanly possible.

Those were my thoughts exactly. That and I am sure rap stars were not included in the ratings. The Source magazine should get a bunch of groupie bitches and ho's and publish which rappers have the hugest hammers (and I'm sure it's not MC Hammer).

I now have to listen to my Waco Brothers CD in a different light. For anyone who doesn't know them, they are an English band that does Alternative County, but with a punk twist. The album I have, Cowboy in Flames, sounds like Johnny Cash meets the Clash. Not a bad combo....Plus a guy from another great alt. country band, The Bottle Rockets, plays on it.

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[Arienette]

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[ADF]

What about Dirk Diggler? Feel the heat!

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You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool



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[HAMMERHEAD]

Aren't there any sites about women in music, I would love to know who is a freak, who loves anal. You know stuff like that.

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"I'll kill myself for you, I'll kill you for myself"-Phil Anselmo

[TheMojoPin]

Sure, no problem.

http://www.keepdreaming,sweetcheeks.com

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[fluffernutter]

I CAN agree with Bush that there are things in Alaska that I want to drill, too.

Not only do I agree but that was some funny shit.

After the pictures I saw in the AC/DC remaster for High Voltage, Bon Scott had something really noticable in his trousers as well. I mean it is that hard not to notice.

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I once played keyboards in a garage band-wanna see mine?

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