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Death Metal Moe
03-05-2003, 05:30 PM
I HATE These fucking things! I bought a pack of them awhile ago and there's still like 1 or 2 pair in my boxer rotation.
But that open hole in them is GAY! If you pull up your boxers, your unit just falls right out the hole again! And the WORST is that you can get "rubbing" against your zipper if your buddy happens to wriggle his way out. God forbid you don't pull your zipper up! Instant Sexual Harrassment!
SEE YUH shitty boxers. I don't care if I have to go back to my emergency Tighty Whiteys until I can afford more boxers. These things BLOW!
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reeshy
03-05-2003, 05:48 PM
I personally prefer the boxer briefs. They give me the support that I need and show off my package to great advantage!!!! Cheers to me!!!!
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Tallguy 22
03-05-2003, 05:51 PM
I personally prefer the boxer briefs. They give me the support that I need and show off my package to great advantage!!!! Cheers to me!!!!
i agree i need some kind of support, i cant let my balls just float freely. Also one cardinal rule you must ALWAYS have some kind of underwear under your pants/shorts. execpt when you go swiming then let you balls go free!
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Arienette
03-05-2003, 06:08 PM
you should all just go commando. there's nothing sexier than sliding your hand into your boy's pants and feeling only flesh...
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IrishAlkey
03-05-2003, 06:17 PM
I wish my dick was big enough to find its way out of the fly in my boxers.
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erole
03-05-2003, 06:31 PM
agreed moe.
my ex-g/f bought me a pack of those boxer things, oh
god forget it. i couldn't get used to those bastards. my
ball is over here, the other ball is there, the dick turned
this corner, and now it's in a choke hold in the fabric.
man they sucked.
i'd go to take a piss, i unzip, and see the left side of my
nutsack is playing expedition outside this torn loin cloth
i have on.
what sick bastard thought that up? I know...I'll make
underwear, but real loose. Then I'll take that
underwear front fold, and make into a giant stage
curtain. This man must have had no dick what-so-ever.
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Def Dave in SC
03-05-2003, 06:39 PM
You wanna talk bad boxers? Lets talk about target boxers. they've got a ton of seams in the back so they always feel like they're on backwards.
i always forget that and then i buy cursed target boxers. why is god punishing me? WHY!
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PanterA
03-05-2003, 06:40 PM
fuck boxers.
I only wear boxer-briefs.
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TheMojoPin
03-05-2003, 08:30 PM
I only wear boxer-briefs.
And he ONLY dances like a pretty ballerina.
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sexy bastard
03-05-2003, 09:32 PM
i always wear boxers...butthose open flap ones suck.....i mean when it posps out of them and hits the zipper itsa bitch...and it sucks when you get wood like that when your not suppose to
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PanterA
03-05-2003, 09:53 PM
And he ONLY dances like a pretty ballerina.It's an artform damnit.
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Arienette
03-06-2003, 01:59 PM
butthose i was very relieved when i realized that this meant "but those" and not "butt hose". i was getting prepared to be very disturbed
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Fallon
03-06-2003, 02:04 PM
I wear briefs. I have them in a bunch of colors, I'm gonna try the boxer briefs soon though, they seem nice.
SEE YUH shitty boxers.
Moe thats gross.
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Death Metal Moe
03-06-2003, 07:11 PM
Hey, wasn't it Al Dukes that said we all don't make it to the bathroom sometimes??
.......what am I SAYING?!?!?
Uh huh huh....butthose...
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Contra
03-06-2003, 07:36 PM
i agree with this. i have pairs of these open ones and they suck! i like the ones that button. boxer briefs are pretty good too, nice support. all and all the worst as mentioned before is when your shlong slides out and rubs the zipper *cringe*
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