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DJEvelEd

03-05-2003, 01:23 PM

My girl loves me. She REALLY loves me. Yesterday I was sitting on the toilet bowl pushing brown. She walked into the bathroom during mudflow and without a word of apology, startes giving me a blowjob. It felt good so I went with it but tried to pinch my spinchter so it wouldn't smell. After a few minutes I exploded from both places simultaneously. She didn't mind and actually wiped me clean. What a great girl I have...

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ADF

03-05-2003, 01:41 PM

My, that certainly is shocking!

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Dirtybird11

03-05-2003, 01:47 PM

She didn't mind and actually wiped me clean.

ya but it doesnt count unless she used her TUNG.

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lippy

03-05-2003, 01:49 PM

ya but it doesnt count unless she used her TUNG.

no, this counts. for what, I don't know. I don't know if I could get an erection on the toilet.

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Dirtybird11

03-05-2003, 01:52 PM

I don't know if I could get an erection on the toilet.

awwww, you aint lived till you smear...oh nevermind whats the point
viva la poop!

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03-05-2003, 02:08 PM

GET OUT!!!

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fatty

03-05-2003, 02:09 PM

are you going out with missy?

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satan-2

03-05-2003, 02:15 PM

no, this counts. for what, I don't know. I don't know if I could get an erection on the toilet.

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i'm speechless and disgusted at the same time. dude you better hope that chick isn't into something sick like eating poo and i'm not talking about joe poo.

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silera

03-05-2003, 02:34 PM

Whatever floats your boat.

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fluffernutter

03-05-2003, 02:49 PM

Isn't anything discreet anymore? That is just awful. She didn't wipe you clean with her tounge did she?

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ShelleBink

03-05-2003, 05:42 PM

isn't she the former prostitute, or do i have you confused w/ someone else?

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Arienette

03-05-2003, 06:05 PM

are you going out with missy?i believe missy only embraces her own poo.

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erole

03-05-2003, 06:24 PM

Whatever floats your boat.

...or whatever floats in your toilet.

in a word disturbing stuff. mildly entertaining to read,
but still disturbing.
i do remember one time a girl i was with blew her ass
trumpet when she was having an orgasm, but that is
nothing like this.

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Death Metal Moe

03-05-2003, 06:27 PM

There are some things I look at and say "You know, I wouldn't but hey. It's a free world."

But this is just too SHOCKING. I don't know what is hot about Shit. A blowjob, sure. But why not just finish up and THEN get one?

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IrishAlkey

03-05-2003, 06:29 PM

I fart on Silera's leg in bed.

Hot.

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Miss Dolores Haze

03-05-2003, 06:32 PM

That's the grossest thing that I have ever heard. I would probably throw up to even be that close to the toliet. And the smell? If you know me, you will know the croisandwich story.

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03-07-2003, 06:09 AM

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grlNIN

03-07-2003, 08:36 AM

overshare, complete and total overshare. BTW did i mention that you digust me not only as a individual but alos as a human being?

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Jennitalia

03-07-2003, 08:46 AM

she sounds like somebody you can bring home to meet mom & dad.

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DJEvelEd

03-07-2003, 08:50 AM

BTW did i mention that you digust me not only as a individual but alos as a human being?

As an "individual human being", what should I have done? Said no? At least I had the decency to stay seated until she left the room, to keep her from seeing the mess I made.

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The Chairman

03-07-2003, 09:03 AM

that's fucked up. She probably has mild copraphillia. If she eats it next time, she'll be a copraphagiac.

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grlNIN

03-07-2003, 09:04 AM

you should have told her to wait a godamn minute and wiped the fecal matter off of your ass in respect for your chick you slimey bastard ok im stopping myself right......dickface......."now"

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high fly

03-18-2003, 03:55 PM

DJ, that's called a "Blumpkin".

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DJEvelEd

03-18-2003, 05:34 PM

DJ, that's called a "Blumpkin".

Really? Thanky!!

OK Then, what is it called when you and your mate
both soil diapers and then exchange them???

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FatTony

03-22-2003, 04:54 AM

I am not sure if I am the only one thinking like this, but if I am on the bowl and my girl comes in for a BJ, I may just get up and kick her out then and there. Because I certainly am not going to lick her muff while she is taking a shit. You know how these females are. She gives oral she expects oral.

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Bob Impact

03-22-2003, 05:55 PM

I don't believe a word of it, but ok, i'm shocked and appalled.

Good job.

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Arienette

03-22-2003, 08:37 PM

DJEvelEddoes anyone else look at this and see "deviled egg"?

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