What's in your wallet?

[Patches]

To "creatively borrow" Superclerk's keychain idea, what have you got? Ladies (or weird dudes for that matter) if you want to play, but only carry a purse that's fine too.

I've got:

my big ASS card (with the # faded away)
Business card from an insurance brokerage
Suncoast Member Card
Lids discount card (20% off!)
A mini NYPD shield
ATM card
Corporate Visa card
Drivers liscense
Business card from Superior Automotive in U. Marlboro, MD
OSHA HAZWOPER Cert. card
Visa Platinum card
H and R block Business Card
$15



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[DreamWeaver]

I've got

Drivers license
MasterCard
Park Central Hotel Key
A business card for the local Taxi
Paul's Tavern VIP card
My Horizon Health Care card
Shoprite Price Plus Card
Staples Business Rewards Card
AAA Card
Central Jersey Blood Center Donations card
A 2002 PBA Card
Blockbuster card
A piece of paper with my next gyno appointment

Lots of ATM receipts and $2

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Numerous Credit cards

Big Ass card

Drivers License

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[Fallon]

Your girlfriends phone number.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

50 bucks
a ticket stub for Die another Day
a ticket stub for Austin Powers Goldmember
a West Coast Video discount card(they went out of business like last year)
an expired $25 gift card for the GAP
a picture of me w/ my grandparents
a library card w/ the wrong address
a cutting crew card worth $5 off my next haircut
a tee time golf pass for 1 free game(i got a hole in one on the 19th hole)

what a horrible wallet i have.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

6 metrocards (two from last year that i'm too lazy to throw away)
two of my school ID's
a five dollar bill and 8 dollars in ones
around 4 dollars in change
a PBA card
a library card
and a phone card

i should be shot

[furie]

I carry two, First has
my credentials
shield
driver's license
and business cards

second
college id(i graduated in 96, just never got around to throwing it out.)
bank card
govt credit card
gas card
library card
BJ's card
KB toy's gift card
Big ASS card
health insurance
miranda warning card(incase i forget)
5 business cards


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[jamesdiggy]

40 bucks
2 Metrocards
Mastercard
Discover card
Drivers License
Old Navy card
Barnes & Noble card
Various Buisness cards
West Coast Video card
Miscellaneous scraps of paper

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[CaptClown]

In my wallet there lies:
DL
ATM card
Captial One Visa
MBNA Redskins Visa
Social Security Card
Voter's Registration Card
Various Insurance Cards
a few business cards
old student ID
Giant's/ Super G check cashing Discount card

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

[AppleBoy]

driver's license and registration
MasterCard
Visa
Discover Card
American Express (the no fee one)
MAC card
Blue Cross/Blue Shield card
dental plan card
Big A.S.S. card
corporate fuel card
Exxon/Mobil card
Shell card
two MetroCards (one expired)
business card from a restaurant
business card from a bakery
lottery ticket
assorted phone numbers
$76

and I just realized I lost my corporate phone card. Damn it!

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[lippy]

10 bucks
Big Ass Card
Two maxed out credit cards
Driver's license
Business cards for some reason of people I will never contact
A picture of you

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[shamus mcfitzy]

A picture of you


that dog liked what i was doing!!!!!!!!!!

[FatTony]

Driver's license
Photo of ex girlfriends
Photo of daughter
Various Businesscards
Various Receipts
Movie stubs for Scary Movie one and two
Movie stub for Cats & Dogs
Movie stub for The Recruit
Visa Card
MasterCard
2 Bank Cards
PBA Card

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[Death Metal Moe]

Well Patches. Since you borrowed the premise from the Keychain post I'll just borrow my response to that thread in here:

A HUMAN HEAD!!

Not as funny for the wallet idea one. Weak man.

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[kc7586]

at the current moment there is:
-$10
-blockbuster card
-library card(yes i'm a dork and like to read)
-hot topic card
-receipts from hot topic, barnes and noble, and office depot
-movie ticket stubs
-banana flavored condom (i can't beleive no one has said this yet, and i know some of you guys have them, but it takes a chick to admit that she carries protection)

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[Patches]

You should have went with a spleen or eyelids or something a little more wallet friendly. It still wouldnt have been funny, but it would have made more sense.

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[TheMojoPin]

Credit cards.
Social Security # card.
License.
Insurance cards.
Bank information.
Three phone number lists.
Two VIP passes to Cheetahs strip club in Atlanta.
Library card.
More cash than your mom's ass is worth.
BIG ASS CARD #1814.

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[TooCute]

Guts.
And black stuff.


Ladies (or weird dudes for that matter) if you want
to play, but only carry a purse that's fine
Does this mean that chicks carry loose cash and credit
cards around in their purses??


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[KC2OSO]

oh jeez - just a whole buncha stuff -
BA Card - DL - credit cards - old Illinois gun permit? (just shed that) - pics if wifee and kid - BJ's card (wish it was just a BJ card :/ ) - id card to get in where I work - some other crap - and then there's about 6 pieces of paper with ?telephone numbers/just erratic shit.


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[The Chairman]

Driver's license.
Registration and insurance.
Various PBA cards.
College ID from 1985.
Amex Black Card.
Amex Corporate Card.
Debit card.
Picture of gf.
Blockbuster Card.
Health Insurance card.
CVS, Stop and Shop and Petco Extra Value cards.
Lawyer's business card.
Business cards.
Picture of my dog.
card from AAA Bail Bonds.
Long Distance Calling Card.
Barnes and Noble Member Advantage Card.
Fraternity ID Card.


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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Are you people really looking in your wallets to answer this? lol

::reaching in my purse::

Okay.. I have.. (in order of first appearance)
- Bakers Card (10% off - expired 3/1/03) *snip*
- Empire Stat Group mini calendar
- I. Michael Leitman, MD, FACS, Business Card
- John Chuey, M.D., Business Card
- Beth Israel Business Card
- New York Downtown Hospital Business Card
(Think I get sick a lot?) haha
- Empire Exotics Business Card (if interested go to www.empireexotics.com)
- Bellevue Hospital Center card
- GNC Gold Card (expired 4/02) *snip*
- Chase Temporary Banking Card
- Cohen's Fashion Optical Business Card
- Worthy Eyes Ltd. Business Card
- LuLu's Nails Business Card
- Connie's Nails Business Card
- Sketchers Business Card
- Santo Domingo Bakery & Coffee Shop Business Card
- Arvind Shah, D.D.S. Business Card
- Shining Nails Business Card
- Ron and Fez Big Ass Card (2 of them)
- Chase Mastercard
- 10 dollar bill, 5 singles
- Photo of 3 friends
- Church of God Certificate of Membership Card
- Lerner's Permit
- 4 post-it's of numbers
- Printer receipt
- Kings Pharmacy receipt / Albuterol Inhaler refill
- $3.95 in change
- Paperclip

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[Reephdweller]

A HUMAN HEAD!!


I would have thought for sure a photo of bacon.

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[Death Metal Moe]

(i can't beleive no one has said this yet, and i know some of you guys have them, but it takes a chick to admit that she carries protection)


I think it's just that you may be one of the few people in here getting any on a regular basis.

Good for you. Thanks for bumming the rest of us out.

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This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 3-5-03 @ 8:48 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

OK. So you finally got me off my lazy ass and I went to get my wallet. Here goes


AAA Plus Membership card. ( A MUST for owners of shitty or old cars!)
Preferred shopper cards to: Weis, Stop Shop, Shop Rite, Pathmark and A&P
Some guy's Music Managment companie's business card
Blockbuster card
My old ID to my last Union Carpenter job.
Subway Sub Club card.(need 5 more stamps for free food!)
My buddy's business card
My info card on my now closed Lakeland Bank checking account
My certification to use Ramset Powder Actuated guns (construction shit)
my Selective Service card
Various BORING business cards (7 of them. Mmmmmm. Bakery. And JR Cigar! Smoke em!)
All 3 driver's liscences I've had(why?)
Social Security card
My lucky laminated Shamrock from my Ireland trip
Old gas receipts(SEE YUH!)
a stamped Bass card to get money off my next visit! SCORE!
My Cheifs of Police card a family friend gave me. Hope it works when I need it!
Instructions to access my answering machine from other phones
More business cards and receipts. BORING!


Jesus. Good thing I looked through it. Time to clean house.

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[SuperClerk]

I have-

-My drivers license which expired a year ago. (Must get to DMV)
-Big ASS card
-Bank Card
-Work ID
-GHI Card
-Prescription card
-Barnes and Noble Card
-Brooklyn Cyclones Library card
-Pic of wifey
-Many pics of son
-Pic of late father
-2003 NY Mets Schedule
-Pic of Triple H giving head to Vince McMahon
-KRock 92 Free Card (?)
-Union Card
-Alcoholics Anonymous Card (Belonged to my father)
-A Bunch of mostly useless business cards
-11 dollars

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[Reephdweller]

I have...

- $48
- Credit Union ATM Card
- Regular Bank ATM Card
- JC Penney Credit card
- BJ's Wholesale Club Card
- Costco Gold Card
- Bottle Bargains Super Saver Card
- Drivers License
- Auto Registration
- Cole Managed Vision Card
- United Healthcare Card
- Insurance Card
- Visa Autovantage Card
- AT&T Wireless Mobile Assist Car Tow Card
- Blockbuster Membership Card
- GNC Gold Card
- Bloomingdales Credit Card
- Several old ATM receipts
(many times I'll have more ATM reciepts than actual cash)

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[wilee]

Just cleaned out my receipts, but the sucker is still stuffed:

2 Mastercards
1 Compusa credit Card
1 Sears Gold Card
2 business cards from people I know
2 DL, one with photo (expired) other current valid license
2002 Port Authority Detective Endowment Assoc. Card
AAA card
ARRL membership card
Rutgers Engineering Alumni Card
BPOE membership card
SAL membership card
2 FCC Amateur Radio Licenses
COMPTIA certification card
NJ State Racing Commission Pari-mutuel License
Bus tickets (commuting)
Circuit City Gift Card
ATM Card
Insurance Card
2 half-dollars
1 dollar bill with printing error


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[TrailerTrash]

I've got...

- $1.40
- 2 fortune cookie fortunes
- United Healthcare card
- MetLife dental card
- Waldenbooks Preferred Reader card
- BJs card
- Blockbuster card
- DL
- Social Security card
- Exxon card
- AAA card & bailbond cert.
- Ticket stub to Spiderman
- MBNA Green Bay Packers Visa
- Valley National ATM
- Valley National Check card Visa
- ATM receipt
- Sears receipt
- Olive Garden $25 gift card
- one of those packaged moist wipes

how sad...

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