waking up "at attention"

[fatylvr20]

I can't seem to understand why is it that for the last couple of months i'd wake up in the morning and be hard as hell. Its embarrassing to have to walk by your folks holding something by your bone. Does that mean i'm destined to be one who bangs in the morning? sunrise to sundown?instead of sundown to sunrise? talk to me people fatylvrs puzzled.

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[Fallon]

I always wake up like that and I love it!

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[ChickenHawk]

Dude... for your whole life until a couple months ago, your PENIS HAS BEEN BROKEN. You're SUPPOSED to wake up with wood.

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[Se7en]

There's nothing strange about this. I wake up with it.....pretty much every day of my life.

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[Gvac]

It's been about 25 years for me waking up "at attention."

When the day comes that you wake up "at ease" I'd start to worry.

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[Geppetto]

Does that mean i'm destined to be one who bangs in the morning?


Well if your next to a woman when you wake up put it to use. Morning sex is great your, in a good mood for the rest of the day.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

hahaha, ive never heard someone call it "at attention"

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[Arienette]

i think it's a great thing. i like to wake my boyfriend up with a nice morning bj.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Women could learn alot from Ari. Anyhoo...the only thing that sucks is if u have to take a crap 1st thing. Theres all sorts of geometric and cold porcelain issues to contend with. Poor us.

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[silera]

i think it's a great thing. i like to wake my boyfriend up with a nice morning bj.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.



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[A.J.]

You're SUPPOSED to wake up with wood.

True. It keeps you from pissing the bed during the night.

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[walking joint]

i wake up this way everyday, but i think the reason is i really fight taking a leak during the night and i think it just builds up.

[jocefus]

morning wood rocks..its a nice way to wake up your girlfriend..just roll over a give a nice loving poke =)
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This message was edited by jocefus on 3-5-03 @ 9:27 AM

[TheBrain007]

This old gag...

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[Jennitalia]

i think it's a great thing. i like to wake my boyfriend up with a nice morning bj.



i agree, however, my boyfriend can only handle having sex once or twice a week. very discouraging

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[TheBrain007]

i agree, however, my boyfriend can only handle having sex once or twice a week. very discouraging

WTF? You better tell me he has some war injury or something. Twice a week?! I dunno if I could handle any less than 4 times a week, bare minimum.

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[Dirtybird11]

all you masturbaters are going to hell.
how bout waking up and doing some healthy sit ups & go to your local slavation army and help serve some people in need?
do not masturbate anymore..
everytime you cum, god cries.

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[stump12]

Quote:
i think it's a great thing. i like to wake my boyfriend up with a nice morning bj.
i agree, however, my boyfriend can only handle having sex once or twice a week. very discouraging

I think I love you both.

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[HordeKing1]

Comletely normal.

Guys get an average of 5-7 errections a night. Many wake up with "morning wood."

If you don't wake up with morning wood and want to make sure you get your normal nightly errections while asleep, use the stamp technique. Put the stamps around your penis before you go to sleep. If you wake up with the stamps unbroken, it means you didn't have an errection. If they're ripped, you're getting nightime errections. It's one way to test for a physiological problem.

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[silera]

Would the size of your cock determine whether or not to use "First Class" or "Bulk Rate" stamps?



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[ChrisTheCop]

Its very hard to stamp on your own penis.

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[jocefus]

bravo chris

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[HordeKing1]

Put the stamps around your penis

If you can stamp ON IT, more power to you.

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[ChickenHawk]

Should I weigh my penis before determining how many stamps to put on it?

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 3-6-03 @ 12:03 AM

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[stump12]

Dont write fragile on it, those postal workers like to damge those.

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[kc7586]

and you wouldn't want anything that fragile to break would you?

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[stump12]

A morning BJ today wouldve made my morning
and my roomate is right above my head.
(no pun intended)

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Thanks Fallon!

[JerryTaker]

I like this thread, it went from disturbing to hot to funny....


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[fluffernutter]

For some reason it always feels harder than any other time of the day for me at least in the morning. When there was a girlfriend, it was always fun to wake her up with it. I just hjad to make sure not to piss in there but that would eventually shut off.

Man am I lonely.

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

waking up "at attention"

It gives me something to rest my shirt on while im getting dressed

[high fly]

Is it gay to lick the stamps later, or should they just be wadded up in a tissue and discarded?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Is this thread still active?

Guys get boners. Since when is that news? In the morning especially.

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[silera]

I find it amusing that a post about waking up alone with a hard on is in the relationship forum.



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[Death Metal Moe]

That is true. I guess this is more of a "Lifestyles" kind of thing.

But some people in relationships did swerve it back on track.

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[FatTony]

The worst part of waking up "at attention" is trying to take that first piss in the morning. You know the one where you have to stand 8 feet from the toilet so it doesn't blow a hole through it.

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[mikeyboy]

Morning wood only gets to be a problem once you have
kids.

"Our daughter's awake. Do you want to get her up
and make her some breakfast?"

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 3-24-03 @ 12:42 AM