Brush With Fame

[Johnny Fontane]

Any good encounters with a celebrity? My friend met Herman Munster at an event many years ago. Uncle Hermie was selling some children's book he wrote. My friend asked, "can I get your autograph?", to which Herman replied, "I don't know, can you? Buy a book, you cheap bastard."

Also, a well known pompous NY sportscaster told me to go F myself when I asked for his autograph at age 13. And he had his arms around two hot chicks at the time. Still pisses me off.

And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.

[McNabbShouldDie]

I bumped into Hulk Hogan one time in New York, and he smacked me and said "Watch where your going bruther."

Also, I reckon your makin them stories up. No "well known" celebrity would tell a kid to F himself.

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Man, Im a funny guy.

[TooCute]

Growing up in and working in NYC I've met more celebrities than you can shake a stick at.

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!! 2% !!

[East Side Dave]

You shouldn't shake sticks at celebrities.

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Big Ass Mafia

[mikeyboy]

I saw Gabriel Byrne on 3rd Avenue today. No story to add.

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[ToddEVF]

I met RVD once. It was at a signing and i was in line to get an Autograph for my cousin of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Dwayne did is whole Rock thing, and when he asked about who the Autograph was for, I was about the say my cousin's name and he did the "It doesn't matter who the autograph is for" and i said, "Shut up DWAYNE, sign the damn autograph." He called security, i ducked into RVD's line, and he was like, "Finally someone deflated [Dwayne Johnson's] ego." RVD was so stoned, we talked for like 5 mins he signed an autograph and i thanked him.
This took place when Dwayne was a face and RVD was in ECW, before his injury.

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[Johnny Fontane]

The sportscaster told me to go F myself because I told him he yells"bullseye!" too much when calling basketball games. I guess he thought I was being obnoxious.

The chicks he was with were hot, and they laughed. Man, I would like to go Sonny Corleone on his ass right about now.

Wait...those chicks are old hags by now. Now I'm calm.

And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.

[golfcourseguy]

I ran into Monica Lewinski, last week , at my wife's B'way opening night party. We agreed,"She has great hair".

" editing posts since day one"

[TheGameHHH]

One time I met Gvac.

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Thanks ADF

[reeshy]

I got drunk with Keith Richards one time-no shit-but then again-who hasn't????

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[walking joint]

Hillybilly Jim slapped my hand before his match at the Nassau Coliseum a bunch of years ago. i was real psyched at the time. but its not really cool now....that damn Country Boy song he came to the ring to sucked.

[Gmann]

When WCW tix went on sale at Nassau Colliseum for the first time me and my friend met Bobby Heenan, he called security on us cause we were drunk and calling him by his real name "Raymond".

At Red Rock Ive met Keith Hernandez, Val Venus, Dennis Quaid, me and my friends made Harrison Ford leave after ordering 2 drinks cause we were yelling " INDY...Why is the floor crunchy??", Alien Ant Farm, Fenix TX, and just recently on a monday night me, Miss Doloris, and Rape Fantasizer was hanging with Bill Murray there. He was cool.

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[smiler grogan]

Due to my job i'm around celebrities and the
extremely wealthy all the time. They are either extremely needy and whiny or very nice and polite theres no middle ground, or so it seems.

[FUNKMAN]

I was walking towards a Casino in AC with my Mom and came upon Leon and Michael Spinks getting out of a limo.
I walked up to Mike and had remembered he fought a week before, I congratulated him and shook his hand, he seemed to be down to earth. BUT then I looked at Leon, he had a purple button down shirt that had only the 2 or 3 bottom buttons buttoned, he gave me the look like if I came any closer he was gonna take my head off... So I just said "hey Leon" and moved on...

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[Crippler]

One of the last ECW shows in NY, at the Hammerstein (2nd night of tag belt tourney). I spent part of the show talking to Paul E (I was sitting on the raised stage with all the wreslters' wives & girlfriends, etc.), except during the Juventud Guerrerea match. He spent most of that match screaming into his headset because it was so bad.

But the best part of the night was when the lights went out & Enter Sandman started. I jumped to my feet & everyone was pushing back & forth. I got really shoved at one point, but before I pushed back, I turned to see the Sandman standing next to me. He used my shoulder to climb onto my chair, I got a beer shower when he opened his first can & my brother got to drink from the can after the Sandman took a sip. Quite a night for a lowly wrestling fan.

I could hardly wait to watch the show be televised the next week on TNN. But that excitement was quickly dashed when I heard Enter Sandman begin...then, three minutes later, the ECW fancam finally found him when he was at ringside drinking & sharing his 4th beer. My brother & I were pissed.

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This message was edited by Crippler on 3-3-03 @ 11:35 PM

[walking joint]

But that excitement was quickly dashed when I heard Enter Sandman begin...then, three minutes later, the ECW fancam finally found him when he was at ringside drinking & sharing his 4th beer. My brother & I were pissed.

that is so funny. how i miss those ECW camera angles. also funny was when the typical Dudley's match would go into the stands and all you saw was the Atlas Security guys pushing people back and the fans circling around. you never saw the actual fighting though.

[ShelleBink]

the people who i get star struck at you probably haven't heard of. so, i just go with it.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[ADF]

Mikey D had a brush with Fame.. he's gonna live forever.

I used to work in Beverly Hills and met a few famous people. Janet Jackson, Tom Selleck, Harrison Ford, Alex Trebek, Mary Hart.. some other minor celebrities. Janet Jackson said I was "nice."

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