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TheMojoPin

03-02-2003, 10:19 PM

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I'd pick "Fred Durst." LOLOMFGROFLLAMOOMGROFLLAMOLOLOMGLOLLOLOMGLMAO!!!

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The Blowhard

03-02-2003, 10:23 PM

I'd pick "Fred Durst." LOLOMFGROFLLAMOOMGROFLLAMOLOLOMGLOLLOLOMGLMAO!!!

Now that's funny. BTW I changed my mind: I wanna be Kareem Of Wheat.

MHasegawa

03-02-2003, 10:26 PM

Dr. Shabazz Keyshawn-Leon Jackson.

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03-02-2003, 10:28 PM

Jules Winnfield

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The Blowhard

03-02-2003, 10:31 PM

I would be happy if I pronounced "Aunt" correctly, instead of "Ant".
And carving artwork in the side of my head..the Brothers are lucky.
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Crippler

03-03-2003, 12:03 AM

I would go with something easy like Leeroy Jones...but that would just be the answer to a trivia question when I became famous under my Muslim name: Abdul Stackhouse.

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03-03-2003, 12:15 AM

Loquanda Robinson.

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03-03-2003, 12:54 AM

Black Earl

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FatTony

03-03-2003, 01:13 AM

I have always been partial to the name Shenequia. So if I ever had a sex change or became a tranny I would go with that one.

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TheBrain007

03-03-2003, 07:55 AM

"Shaft"... you daaaamn right.

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lippy

03-03-2003, 07:59 AM

Crazy Jim Jimerson. or Trent Lott (imagine the confusion!)

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Vee

03-03-2003, 08:02 AM

I'd keep it simple and go with
V-Dawg
But that would be short for Rashawn Verone Davis

Lisa Croft

03-03-2003, 08:05 AM

Princess Dijonnaise Jemima Watkins

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03-03-2003, 08:09 AM

"Big" Jim Slade
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Death Metal Moe

03-03-2003, 08:42 AM

My buddy came up with

LANCE GARDNER. Classic.

I was always partial to Tyrone Shoes.

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03-03-2003, 08:47 AM

Blanket

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douchebagsean

03-03-2003, 08:58 AM

snoop douche
then once i become famous ill join the upper echelon of society with the moniker...malcom jamal jenkins

IrishAlkey

03-03-2003, 09:06 AM

Unem Ployed

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JiZ

03-03-2003, 09:22 AM

It's not the cool black names that I want. It's the ability to look at a white girl and think they are attractive.

IrishAlkey

03-03-2003, 09:27 AM

It's the ability to look at a white girl and think they are attractive.

Does Mario know you have issues with the women he dates?

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03-03-2003, 09:31 AM

Nigger Charlie

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JiZ

03-03-2003, 09:31 AM

Does Mario know you have issues with the women he dates?

He knows that I have never even touched a girl from my own race. Maybe someday i'll meet a white girl that is attractive. Alk, if ya find any, can you invite them to Bar9 next week?

cherrynoid

03-03-2003, 09:49 AM

Latrina.

No joke: I used to work at Busch Gardens: The Old
Country in Williamsburg, VA. One day while I was
running the bumper cars, one black chick kept yelling
and giggling at another black chick, saying, "Latrina,
stop it, girl!"

I almost wet my pants (yes, pun is intended) I was
laughing so hard.

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zha zha

03-03-2003, 10:01 AM

Ebonique L'Afreak

high fly

03-03-2003, 10:04 AM

I'll go with "Killer"

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zha zha

03-03-2003, 10:53 AM

Lucquisha I'm home

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03-03-2003, 11:06 AM

Bryant Gumbel

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03-03-2003, 11:13 AM

Reverend Apollo Shareef-Jackson

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zha zha

03-03-2003, 11:16 AM

LaToya O'Boya

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03-03-2003, 11:58 AM

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Crippler

03-03-2003, 12:08 PM

Pretty funny, of all the name generators I've ever used to come with a dumb nick-name, this is the first one that was too lazy to deal with the apostrophe in my last name...coincidence?

Oh, yeah, I'm now Shawasha. Fuck it, I'm sticking with Abdul Stackhouse.

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satan-2

03-03-2003, 12:09 PM

this is my first name:

Louis Farrakhan
African Name Generator Results
Throw away the white man's name of:
walter
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Raheem

and this is my middle name:

Louis Farrakhan
African Name Generator Results
Throw away the white man's name of:
javier
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Malcom j

so i guess from now on i shall be:
Raheem Malcom j (cool huh?!) :)

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

Spank Daddy

03-03-2003, 12:32 PM

This entire thread deserves a Ani................ah, fuck it.

I wanna known as Crackvilea Jones........or just call me by my nick name, "Basketball"

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03-03-2003, 12:37 PM

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McNabbShouldDie

03-03-2003, 12:53 PM

Louis Farrakhan
African Name Generator Results
Throw away the white man's name of:
William Richard Cunningham
From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Huggy bear

huggy bear? what "brown person" has any of you ever met named huggy bear?

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furie

03-03-2003, 01:02 PM

how many black guys do you know named William Richard Cunningham?

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03-03-2003, 01:04 PM

Michael Jackson...Right!

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03-03-2003, 01:17 PM

Rufus Jellydoughnut

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03-03-2003, 01:17 PM

Orenthal James Simpson

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03-03-2003, 01:21 PM

Chaka Khan

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03-03-2003, 01:30 PM

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03-03-2003, 01:33 PM

The Dark Cristal.

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ADF

03-03-2003, 07:49 PM

Black people have funny names and they're lazy and stupid! Ha ha!

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Lummox

03-03-2003, 07:57 PM

LeRoy Brown.... He's the baddest man in the whole damn town.

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TheGameHHH

03-03-2003, 08:04 PM

I would want my name to be Lester Pugh. The only reason for that is because I once knew a Lester Pugh and he was the smoothest man I have ever come across in my life.

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The Blowhard

03-03-2003, 09:15 PM

Black people have funny names and they're lazy and stupid! Ha ha!

What's your point by saying that? Are you above this? I see you mocking Jesus but God forbid we laugh at something many of us live with everyday. Check yourself Whitey.

TheMojoPin

03-03-2003, 09:23 PM

Dammit, for someone who's so old, you're not very cranky.

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JiZ

03-03-2003, 09:34 PM

Black people have funny names and they're lazy and stupid! Ha ha!

I'll bet my life that you would never say that to a Black person's face.

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The Blowhard

03-03-2003, 09:35 PM

Now lookie here..you done betta respect dem ol' folk. And y'all better lighten up 'fore I puts a cap in yo' skinny cracker ass. Sho' nuff.

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03-03-2003, 11:40 PM

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03-04-2003, 06:58 AM

AM I.....THE PRETTIEST?!

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03-04-2003, 08:43 AM

SHO' 'NUFF!!!

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03-04-2003, 09:32 AM

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03-04-2003, 09:38 AM

From this day foward my name given to me by the homeland is
Shuakhwe AKA Mr.whitefolk

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ADF

03-04-2003, 01:55 PM

I'll bet my life that you would never say that to a Black person's face.

It's called "sarcasm."

And no, I'm not above this sort of humor. I do, however, feel that mocking a concept is different than mocking people. I'm not saying it's wrong, just different.

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03-04-2003, 02:53 PM

Shebelle

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03-04-2003, 03:36 PM

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03-04-2003, 04:50 PM

My Black name is LAL Chikeees.

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mario

06-06-2003, 08:46 AM

Some of those names are cool...

But mine will be..." Mario"

reeshy

06-06-2003, 08:59 AM

Prisoner 47758394-9

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06-06-2003, 09:11 AM

ouch!!! reeshy!!!

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06-06-2003, 09:12 AM

Apollo Creed

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06-06-2003, 09:22 AM

Minister Nathanial Abdul Jabbar Rerun Jefferson, Jr.

If that was taken I'd just go use Nigga Please

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06-06-2003, 09:35 AM

Niggy Niggerton from Niggville

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FUNKMAN

06-06-2003, 09:37 AM

i'm changing my answer...

Buster Brown

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Mike Teacher

06-06-2003, 09:38 AM

People say I look like a white Barry White.

Since he's white; I could be...

Barry Black!!!!

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06-06-2003, 01:21 PM

Yodaddy - to which the response would be "Where?"

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HAMMERHEAD

06-07-2003, 09:24 AM

Have you ever noticed that "Craig" is very popular with the AFRO-AMERICANS, why is that ? Also I work with a black dude who's last name is "McDuffie" he say's his family is from the southern part of Ireland. Anyway, I guess my black name would be "Craig Nathaniel White Jr." but of course you would pronounce "Craig" "CRAYYYG"

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06-07-2003, 12:41 PM

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Steels

06-07-2003, 01:17 PM

This entire thread deserves a Ani................ah, fuck it.

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06-07-2003, 04:35 PM

Leroy "JazzBone" Charles But then I stopped eating PORK and changed to KAREEEEM CHEEZE

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