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ROMEO
02-28-2003, 05:38 PM
If Jesus were to post whatever he said would be way cool. I think Jesus would be giving everyone advice and everyone would be listening to whatever he said. I don't think anyone would post anwsers to other peoples questions because they would look to dumb after Jesus replied.

JESUS IS WAY COOL

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TheGameHHH
02-28-2003, 05:40 PM
I think a lot of Jesus' posts would be similar to Frank Black's.

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PanterA
02-28-2003, 05:45 PM
I think he would be a "Shock Poster"

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Miss Dolores Haze
02-28-2003, 05:49 PM
Hey girls.....I can make water into wine.

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PanterA
02-28-2003, 05:53 PM
- What's up ladieeesss, you know I wrote the #1 selling book in all the world.

- Moses Appreciation Thread

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silera
02-28-2003, 05:54 PM
Jesus would hate us all.

Except for Coco.



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zim
02-28-2003, 06:02 PM
hed say hey whats up.

SEND IN THE MONKEY!
IrishAlkey
02-28-2003, 06:12 PM
His board name would probably be Jojo.

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golfcourseguy
02-28-2003, 06:28 PM
I think he'd stick to the top 10 list.



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IrishAlkey
02-28-2003, 06:46 PM
I got a lot of water and no wine...

Whattup wit' dat, foo?

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PanterA
02-28-2003, 06:48 PM
In the Confessional:

My Dad Doesnt Really Bless Everyone That Sneezes.

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GaryWyze
02-28-2003, 07:03 PM
<font color=purple>What_Would_Jesus_Post If he was a member of this board?

He'd keep trying to convince us on that whole son of God thing. Somebody would call his mother a lying whore. Out of disgust, he'd post a "I-can't-be-a-part of-a-decadent-forum-like-this-anymore" farewell message.... but he'd be back within a week. They all come back within a week.

Who would make his sig?

ADF

What would that look like?

It would have him jumping off the cross. Although he'd look Asian for some strange reason. And just as he started to boogie, a Jeff figure would appear and decapitate him. As Jesus' severed, bloody head rolled away, Jeff would say "enjoy your extended vacation, beech."

What would his favorite forum be?

Ask The HordeKing, without a doubt.

What would his status say?

Hey, fuck the Taliban... I only look like John Walker Lynn.

Let's discuss

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IrishAlkey
02-28-2003, 07:06 PM
Gary wins.

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02-28-2003, 07:32 PM
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IrishAlkey
02-28-2003, 07:40 PM
I usually do.

Actually, I consider myself a winner.

I have a happy penis.

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ADF
02-28-2003, 07:57 PM
[/i]Bing![/i]

You have a new private message. Open in a new window?



Private Message: How do I get a sigpic?


Hey ADF,

I know you don't believe I'm the son of god and stuff, but I've been asking around and people tell me you're the perso to ask for a sigpic. So please please please make me one? I'll hook you up with Mary Magdalen, I swear.

Ok, here's what I want..

First, twenty laser beams shoot (some 3D effects here would be cool), then I appear out of nowhere and start dancing. You could put in some dancing hamsters and maybe a few pictures of MC Hammer talkin' all Yiddish. Ha, that would be funny. Then, some airplanes shoot across the sigpic and drop some bombs on old ladies and maybe a few wrestlers appear. Then I want "Foghat rocks your balls off!" in big letters with electricity shooting all over the place. Then, at the end, I want Strongbad to say, "Deleted!" Ha, that would be so cool.

Ok, I know you get a lot of requests for sigpics so I don't expect it for at least twenty minutes. Thanks a lot.

Your Pal,
J.C. Jimmy-Jam

P.S. I didn't like it in your old sigpic when you had me on the gravestone. Now that I'm a board member, could you please take that off?




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IrishAlkey
02-28-2003, 08:20 PM
On Christmas day Jesus posted in The Lounge:

Happy Birthday to Me!

RonFezMark was pissed...

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jamesdiggy
02-28-2003, 08:55 PM
Jesus would chastise us all for freeing Barabas, then Paypal 30 pieces of silver to the party fund.

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TheMojoPin
02-28-2003, 09:22 PM
Who is this "Jesus"? Did I miss the latest issue of the JLA or something?

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ChickenHawk
02-28-2003, 09:26 PM
What_Would_Jesus_Post?
Quite simple... Just look at my posts.

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02-28-2003, 09:31 PM
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Arienette
02-28-2003, 10:12 PM
So please please please make me one?who knew... jesus is a smiths fan

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02-28-2003, 10:21 PM
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Death Metal Moe
02-28-2003, 10:38 PM
Jesus would probably just try to get a Public Access show going.

Confessional:

"I took a dump in my burial crypt before Easter! HEY! I was in there for DAYS!"

"When I was risen and could apper wherever I wanted, I appeared in the Girl's locker room for a few minutes."

"When you only saw one set of footprints, I was out scoring!"

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Ryan the Great
02-28-2003, 10:41 PM
he and hordeking would have a battle to he death of who is the RonFez.net oracle, if hordeking wins he gets to keep his forum, if jesus wins, it becomes Ask Jesus.

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