Really BAD songs that were popular

[The Blowhard]

Remember the Singing Nun? What about that "Eres Tu"? "Popcorn"? "Winchester Cathedral"? ""Love is Blue"?
AM Radio had some winners back in the day.

[A.J.]

What about "The Love Theme From Romeo and Juliet"? Didn't it shut CCR and the Beatles out of the Number 1 spot?

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[fezident]

The 80ies seemed like a giant breeding ground for stupid-ass songs that went to number one.

"Rock Me Amadeus"(by Falco). Now that was just plain siily. That shouldn't have even been recorded... much less been a huge hit single!

"I Aways Feel Like, Somebody's Watching Me" (by Rockwell). I think the guy that sang it was related to Berry Gordy (which would explain the record deal) But did Michael Jackson really HAVE to contribute to that piece o' shite?!

and don't forget THE ABSOLUTE SILLIEST SONG OF ALL TIME:
"We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off" by Jermaine Johnson. Now THAT was a bad song, with bad singing, bad production, and silly-ass lyrics! Fuck that song and all the losers who liked it.







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[zha zha]

Feelings and anything by Flock of Seagulls

[zha zha]

and the worst is when a bimbo singer like Britney Spears feels the need to rerecord a classic like 'Satisfaction'

[golfcourseguy]

I just kind of tune out bad songs, but...
Disco Duck does come to mind.




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[jratt]

How about these

Barbie from aqua

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

UGH!! Hated the song RELAX By frankie goes to hollywood

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[mikeyboy]

How 'bout:

We Built this City - Starship

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[noahfex]

A couple that still stand out and still bring great pain when i hear them are Right Said Fred (im too sexy). ColorMeBad (Iwanna sex you up) and Gerardo(Rico Suave). Im sure I could come up with a million more but those are the ones that always wanted to destroy something ever time i heard them.

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[jafter]

Beethovens 5th. I think my parents bought that in the 70's and I still have it on 45.

McCarthur Park has to be one of the all time worst songs.



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[Tall_James]

"Run Joey Run"....God I hated that girl's voice..."It wasn't his fault, we're gonna get married - just you wait and see!"

Ugh. Truly awful.

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[ADF]

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[ThePointer]

another bad one was "Having my Baby"

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[Ralphy Ramone]

AM Radio had some winners back in the day.




Anything by Bo Jackson or Mongo Jerry.

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[HAMMERHEAD]

What about that song Boom Boom Boom lets go back to my room. I was 8 years old and I knew it was a bad song.

[Doogie]

Any song by the Spice Girls. More proof that the Devil exists and does take peoples souls. I am gonna launch a pre-empitive songs/artists that were popular and say anything by Avril Lavigne. Just more proof to back up my theory that there is an actual devil.


How about also that song "Wild, wild, west" by some band I cant remember. The song was awful but popular.

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[fezident]

"Wild Wild West" was by THE ESCAPE CLUB.

I stayed at the same hotel as those guys when I went to Cancun back when they were huge.
Those dudes thought they were the biggest band in music.
I wonder which cover band they're in nowadays.

Fez 4 Prez!!

[shellcreatives]

the 80s seemed alive with blaxsplotation, wear 'fro and talk jive type music.
Very bad.

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[Stalker Catty]

"One Night in Bangcock.......

LOL

I can't beleive I spelt it like that. Hell, it's just funny, I think I'll leave it.

Anywho, that song was huge when I was growing up. That, and soap star Jack Wagner had a singing career. God, the 80's were fucked up.

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[The Blowhard]

Remember David Soul's "Don't Give Up On Us Baby"? And what about John Travolta's "Gonna Let Her In"? And please, no Bobby Sherman references, okay?

99.9%

[lippy]

Anything on WNEW right now

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[Snoogans]

Safety dance, 500 miles by proclaimers, come on eileen, and the best bad popular song ever, melt with you. i am ashamed to say good bad song.

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[Snoogans]

sorry also eddie murphy w/ rick james party all the time

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[ChrisTheCop]

1 word: Macarena. I mean, we didnt even know what the hell they were saying, but we all sang along at Hey Macarena! And somewhere, right now, in an area of the world too close to us to even imagine, there's someone at a wedding reception dancing to this thing, thinking that theyre on the cutting edge.

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[high fly]

"Me and You and A Dog Named Boo"
also that dopey song about the trees by Rush
"Brand New Key"
"I Am Woman"
I've got more, but my stomach is turning.

"Sure I'm happy to see you; haven't you noticed that lump in my sock?"

[guy44687843]

Proof that the 80s sucked:Hair Metal.
That explains it all.

Bow to me, Assclowns

[kc7586]

1 word: Macarena. I mean, we didnt even know what the hell they were saying, but we all sang along at Hey Macarena! And somewhere, right now, in an area of the world too close to us to even imagine, there's someone at a wedding reception dancing to this thing, thinking that theyre on the cutting edge.

i was gonna put that, i was reading and scanning to see if i was gonna be the first to state this obvious one, and i was so close too, damn you chris

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[golfcourseguy]

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This one was harvested when the sap was really running.

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[grlNIN]

sorry also eddie murphy w/ rick james party all the time




i LOVE that song....thats like songs you dont want ne1 you know you secretly like


anyhoo

sum 41-fat lip?(idk the fuckign name if thats not it)

smash mouth-everything and anything they have ever created



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