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JustJon
02-27-2003, 08:09 PM
http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=274155

Life size representation of my penis at Harvard...

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silera
02-27-2003, 08:11 PM
You were castrated by feminists?


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IrishAlkey
02-27-2003, 08:12 PM
Women are so fucking stupid.

The only people holding back the womens' movement are women like these cunts.

It's a joke, stupid.



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ChickenHawk
02-27-2003, 08:17 PM
If you have a problem with a snow penis, it's only because you don't get any.

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IrishAlkey
02-27-2003, 08:18 PM
If you have a problem with a snow penis, it's only because you don't get any.


Imagine what they want to do to a real penis?

They'd attack it with cardboard tubing in the middle of the night.

So retarded...

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silera
02-27-2003, 08:25 PM
They'd attack it with cardboard tubing in the middle of the night.

That's probably what the inside of their vagina's feel like.



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ADF
02-27-2003, 08:32 PM
The 9-foot snow phallus, constructed in Tercentenary Theater, was torn down just hours after its erection.



Ha, get it? Erection!

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TheMojoPin
02-27-2003, 08:35 PM
"Please leave me be! I'm just a lonely snowcock!"

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Crippler
02-27-2003, 08:52 PM
Can someone explain to me why the mere appearance of a giant phallus "demeans" women?

I can see if it was a snowy representation of a woman with over-exaggerated breasts & a cock in every hole. Even then I would tell them to learn how to take a joke, but at least that's a little closer to what I would consider "demeaning."

I just can't see how a giant snow vag' would demean me, so I can't fathom how it works in the other direction.

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IrishAlkey
02-27-2003, 08:59 PM
I just can't see how a giant snow vag' would demean me,


That's beacuse you're normal.

Any man that sees a giant, snow vagina should cum all over it.

Don't eat the white, creamy snow!

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silera
02-27-2003, 09:02 PM
Penis is good.



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TheMojoPin
02-27-2003, 09:04 PM
"Do you know the STREET VALUE of this giant snow cock?!?"

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Crippler
02-27-2003, 09:22 PM
Any man that sees a giant, snow vagina should cum all over it.

Thanks for the warning. Previously, I would have thought to jump in face first, now I see the error in my thinking...never go in face first if it might be sloppy seconds, or worse.

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blakjeezis
02-27-2003, 09:42 PM
I would have thought to jump in face first, now I see the error in my thinking...never go in face first if it might be sloppy seconds, or worse.

Please, like it would be the first time.

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Crippler
02-27-2003, 10:35 PM
sadly...no.

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golfcourseguy
02-28-2003, 02:42 AM
Comming up next at the Tercentary Theatre, a musical...
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FollowThisLogic
02-28-2003, 04:38 AM
...we can make him tall, or we can make him not-so-tall, snowman!

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bmckenna
02-28-2003, 04:44 AM
rutgers made their own snow penis this lovely winter season...i have pictures online somewhere...probably at www.eden.rutgers.edu/~brymck/snowpenis/ while it was not 9 feet tall, it was certainly 6 feet at least...and campus security got a little pissed off when they saw it...but left it alone, at least.

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Jennitalia
02-28-2003, 05:26 AM
Life size representation of my penis at Harvard...



don't i wish!

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SatCam
02-28-2003, 02:11 PM
Quote:
The 9-foot snow phallus, constructed in Tercentenary Theater, was torn down just hours after its erection.

Ha, get it? Erection!

Damn! Why do people get to the jokes before me!

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Death Metal Moe
02-28-2003, 04:25 PM
Ahh, it was probably just a campus reporter Hard Up for a story.

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satan-2
02-28-2003, 04:37 PM
"It was offensive because it was pornographic," said Amy E. Keel '04, who said she and her roommate "dismantled" the giant snow penis.

and i bet she wouldn't mind being dismantled once in a while. wink wink

Though Keel assumed some of her harassers were among the creators of the statue, she said she could not identify any of the men.

she imagined it.

She said the snow penis follows a long line of public phallic symbols, including the Washington Monument and missiles.

humm...how do u make a female version of a missile?

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

nickeye
02-28-2003, 04:56 PM
Life size representation of my penis at Harvard...
I tried to send my penis to Harvard, but it only got into Beaver.

TheMojoPin
02-28-2003, 09:37 PM
humm...how do u make a female version of a missile?

They call it the "Star Wars" missile defense system.

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nickeye
03-01-2003, 03:01 AM
You should've seen what they did at Ball State.

And Morehead.
And Oral Roberts.

SatCam
03-01-2003, 08:21 AM
The girls wanted one that would fit in their mouth

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JustJon
03-01-2003, 10:42 AM
Maybe her tongue stuck to the penis when she licked it.

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Snoogans
03-01-2003, 10:44 AM
Funniest part about all this is its Harvard, they are supposed to be all mature and geniuses and shit. Although who ever made that musta put in alotta work

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FUNKMAN
03-01-2003, 05:27 PM
Maybe her tongue stuck to the penis when she licked it.


or maybe their LIPS... Yeah, you know the LIPS i'm talking about...

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