Mad Producer
07-29-2001, 05:41 PM
I just returned from my vacation, I am only posting this to warn fellow Ronfez.net members.
I used my amx points and got a cruise for two on a luxury liner from NY to Bermuda. Luxury my ASS when we got on the ship I knew right away something was wrong the ship looked weathered and the people boarding where for lack of a better word WHITE TRASH! I was ready to walk off the boat before it left, but my girlfriend convinced me to give it a chance, so I did. After leaving NY I settled in and got ready for dinner the shrimp cocktail was soggy and tasteless, my prime rib had more fat than meat, and the salad had wilted lettuce. We sat with three other couples none of them seemed to realize that the food was horrible. After dinner we went to the casino, Guess what? More idiots drunk and yelling they where getting excited playing lousy five dollar craps. The next day we where still at sea. In the morning you get a massed produced breakfast buffet and have to wait in line like cattle waiting to get slaughtered. Then the pool area was crowded and again drunken fat idiots. Lunch time again mass produced line food, that nigh I had it, the ship reached Hamilton Bermuda and I found the South Hampton Princess Hotel I went their had lunch and realized I was not spending any more time on the SS White trash. We went back to the ship packed our bags and tried to leave the boat. (Not so easy) The ship would not let us leave with our bags until we signed paper work and filled out Bermudian customs forms, the best part was leaving the ship with our bags and watching all the losers trying to figure out what was going on. We got to the hotel and spent a wonderful week in Bermuda I must say Bermuda is by far the nicest island I have ever been too, blows away Bahamas, Jamaica, Acapulco, and even the Greek islands.
We got a one-way ticket back to NY and here I am.
DON"T EVER GO ON A CRUISE!!
"Shooting semen is not recognized as an art form, hopefully this will change" - A very funny RonFez.net member
I used my amx points and got a cruise for two on a luxury liner from NY to Bermuda. Luxury my ASS when we got on the ship I knew right away something was wrong the ship looked weathered and the people boarding where for lack of a better word WHITE TRASH! I was ready to walk off the boat before it left, but my girlfriend convinced me to give it a chance, so I did. After leaving NY I settled in and got ready for dinner the shrimp cocktail was soggy and tasteless, my prime rib had more fat than meat, and the salad had wilted lettuce. We sat with three other couples none of them seemed to realize that the food was horrible. After dinner we went to the casino, Guess what? More idiots drunk and yelling they where getting excited playing lousy five dollar craps. The next day we where still at sea. In the morning you get a massed produced breakfast buffet and have to wait in line like cattle waiting to get slaughtered. Then the pool area was crowded and again drunken fat idiots. Lunch time again mass produced line food, that nigh I had it, the ship reached Hamilton Bermuda and I found the South Hampton Princess Hotel I went their had lunch and realized I was not spending any more time on the SS White trash. We went back to the ship packed our bags and tried to leave the boat. (Not so easy) The ship would not let us leave with our bags until we signed paper work and filled out Bermudian customs forms, the best part was leaving the ship with our bags and watching all the losers trying to figure out what was going on. We got to the hotel and spent a wonderful week in Bermuda I must say Bermuda is by far the nicest island I have ever been too, blows away Bahamas, Jamaica, Acapulco, and even the Greek islands.
We got a one-way ticket back to NY and here I am.
DON"T EVER GO ON A CRUISE!!
"Shooting semen is not recognized as an art form, hopefully this will change" - A very funny RonFez.net member