Erole's breakup score card [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

erole

02-26-2003, 11:16 PM

1st girlfriend at 15, year and a half, broke up with me.
2nd girlfriend at 17, year and a half, went away to
college, came back pregnant and was gettting married,
break up left unsaid.
3rd girlfriend at 18, one week, broke up with her
because, I SWEAR TO THIS, she looked at herself in a
pocket mirror every 5 minutes.
4th girlfriend at 20, two months, fell off the face of the
earth, I broke it off when she "re-surfaced."
5th girlfriend at 20, five years, cheating and she was
diagnosed manic depressive, mutual breakup.
6th girlfriend at 26, seven months, broke up with her,
reason being, and I quote, "You are just too angry a
person for me."
7th girlfriend at 27, four months, broke up with her,
reason being, and I quote, "My god Jen, you called me
your ex-husbands name, what the hell?"

~please put down your break up history in any format
you wish

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Aggie

02-27-2003, 04:59 AM

EROLE!! <3 I'm so glad you're posting again.

Well mine is not very long. I've only had one serious boyfriend .... I won't get into a relationship unless I'm REALLY serious so I've only had my heart broken once.

But I would never dump you sweetie! :)
And I think you need a pic of my for your sig. I'm an original Coven member for goddness sake!

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gone

02-27-2003, 05:02 AM

ill do the major ones..

1st bf at 16. 2 years. was a neo-nazi/metal head and a bullheaded italian. i finally gave up on his ass.

2nd bf at 18. few weeks. he thought i was asleep when i heard this comment "when i close my eyes, i can pretend shes anyone i want" lovely

3rd couple at 18. 2 months, moved in together.. they turned out to be satanists.

4th bf at 18. 9 months. got engaged.. he turned out to be gay

5th bf at 19 6 months. moved in together. he broke up with me cause his therapist said it was best for his recovery. (skitzo)

6th bf at 20. a couple months.. well... he was just insane..

7th gf at 20. 2 months. a lovely girl.. too bad she was a heroin addict.

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The Mystery Poster

02-27-2003, 06:59 AM

2nd girlfriend at 17, year and a half, went away to
college, came back pregnant and was gettting married, break up left unsaid.

Technically, I guess that means you're still together. Plus she got preggers so you know she gives it up. Score!

This message was edited by The Mystery Poster on 2-27-03 @ 11:01 AM

dingo

02-27-2003, 07:03 AM

1st gf 13 2 months broke up she wanted my freind
2nd gf 15 1 month she couldn't get over her x and went back
3rd gf 16 2 months broke up 3 day b4 christmas b/c "i(her) was hanging out with a freind and we kinda hooked up but it didn't mean anything but i don't think we should go out any more"
4th gf 17 8 months i had to end it she never had coffee till she ment me nor did she know who the 3 stoogies were the twilight zone or JIM fucking Carrie and that was the year Pet dective was out
5th gf 18 1 month left me for best freind cause he was so much more mature him being 22 and acting the same as me but living in mother's basement
6th gf 19 1 month hot as hell fell off the face ofthe earth no one has any clue still to this day
7th 20 3 years and counting love her and she is going to be my sugar mommy

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fatty

02-27-2003, 07:23 AM

2nd bf at 18. few weeks. he thought i was asleep when i heard this comment "when i close my eyes, i can pretend shes anyone i want"

that's funny, when i close my eyes i always pretend it's inky.

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gone

02-27-2003, 08:27 AM

that's funny, when i close my eyes i always pretend it's inky

and that would be why i love me some fatty

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fatty

02-27-2003, 10:31 AM

and that would be why i love me some fatty

back at you sweetie

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DC Reed

02-27-2003, 10:34 AM

1st - 00' - Black girl who i dated over the summer for about 4 months. She moved, so that ended it all.

2nd - 01' - Hot Irish Chick, who turned out to have a psychotic mom and was pretty f'd up herself. We went out for about a month until it just didnt workout.

Since then I haven't really done much, but theres always those random flings which never go farther than two weeks in high-school.

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stump12

02-27-2003, 04:17 PM

I cant seem to get past a few dates, usually i lose interest.
1st girlfriend at 17, lasted 2 years, she got possesive like stickeyfingers72's girl there.
That wasnt much of a reason to brake up but I was done with school and starting a job doing the overnight so i dont think it wouldve worked after that.

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Iamnotatool

02-27-2003, 05:25 PM

2nd bf at 18. few weeks. he thought i was asleep when i heard this comment "when i close my eyes, i can pretend shes anyone i want"

When I close my eyes, I pretend I'm alone

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

Jasmines Song

02-27-2003, 10:51 PM

1st boyfriend @ 15: ( we dated for almost a year)We lost our virginity to each other. Then he cheated on me with a girl with the same last name and same birthday as my own. Freaky.

2nd boyfriend @ 16: (We dated a little over a year) I broke up with him when he went away to college. Then he called me in the middle of the night threatening to kill himself. But, I still didn't go back to him. He's still alive.

3rd boyfriend @ 18: (We dated only two months) He broke up with me because he still loved his ex-girlfriend.

4th boyfriend @19: (We dated a few months) I broke up with him after he knocked me up and didn't care to pay or come with me for the abortion. He was a cokehead, too.

5th boyfriend @20: (We dated a little over a year) I broke up with him because he just got too weird. The love faded. Then he turned psycho and would leave gifts at my doorstep and watch me from his car.

6th boyfriend@21: (We dated for about three years) We lived together and all. It was a great relationship. Then things got too serious for him. He asked me to move out. I broke up with him and then I moved out.

7th boyfriend@24: (Still together for almost a year!!!) Great guy. He treats me like a princess and he makes me very happy. We both love mullets.

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ADF

02-28-2003, 08:15 AM

1st boyfriend @ 15: ( we dated for almost a year)We lost our virginity to each other. Then he cheated on me with a girl with the same last name and same birthday as my own. Freaky.

It's a little less freaky when you consider that it's your twin sister.

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Jasmines Song

02-28-2003, 12:59 PM

It's a little less freaky when you consider that it's your twin sister.

lol

We are not related at all. Also, she lost her virginity to the same guy. Another thing we have in common...

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guy44687843

02-28-2003, 02:48 PM

Look on the bright side, AT LEAST YOU HAD RELATIONSHIPS!!!!! I GET NUTHIn! I have never even been kissed by another girl. God i hate women sometimes(HAH,sometimes!)

Arienette

02-28-2003, 09:38 PM

It's a little less freaky when you consider that it's your twin sister.how is that less freaky? weirdo.

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ADF

02-28-2003, 10:22 PM

how is that less freaky? weirdo

Sorry, I meant coincidental. My faux pas.

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Tenbatsuzen

03-01-2003, 05:30 AM

I'll refrain from posting any more in this thread, given my past history... I'll just say either I wanted more or the other girl wanted more, and in the situation, neither party was willing to give.

I'm doing all right now, though.

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silera

03-01-2003, 05:46 AM

1st Boyfriend from when I was 12- 16. I found out we were broken up when I came home for summer vacation (I went to boarding school), and discovered he'd gotten himself a new girlfriend.

2nd Boyfriend/Husband 17-21. I divorced him after he used every last cent I had in the bank to pay for three days at a hotel in the Dominican Republic with other women and I found out on my Son's 3rd birthday when I went to the bank to get some cash out for his party and there was nothing left. I called my ex husband and told him that I feel in love with him for being so spontaneous. I loved him as he was, but he would never change and I couldn't be with someone that not only wouldn't help me provide for our family but went so far as to consume all that I'd worked for for the kids.

3rd Boyfriend 21-24. We lived together for two years, and he didn't want marriage or children. I was told by reliable sources in June that he had a 4 month old baby boy. He then decided to ask me to marry me and move out of the country with him a month later. I never confronted him about the kid, I just knew that the marriage proposal was his attempt at ensuring I would be around after all the shit hit the fan. I said I couldn't move, we broke up.

In every serious relationship I've ever been in, I have been cheated on.

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Aggie

03-01-2003, 03:55 PM

silera, wait until you have to add the break up with your current boyfriend because you found out he was gay when he left you for another man....damn figment.

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gone

03-03-2003, 07:33 AM

When I close my eyes, I pretend I'm alone

well thats kind of boring

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ShelleBink

03-04-2003, 06:13 AM

silera, wait until you have to add the break up with your current boyfriend because you found out he was gay when he left you for another man....damn figment.

don't jinx the pool aggie.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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fiestygal

03-14-2003, 08:57 PM

well according to my friend alice from allendale nj i am basically a whore..how ironic since i havent had sex yet BUT ok here fgoes the run down...sorry if people think i am pathetic but i have accepted that about myself....

5th grade- david wilderman and i were like bf/ gf for like 2 days- that dont count- i develped early and HAD BOOBIES

june 13th- first kiss with a 37 yr old man...went home, took shower, felt gross

btwn june- sept i hooked up with 4 other dudes.... i mean i cant help it if i am a good kisser...sheesh

sept - present- currently in my first relationship- 6 months and going

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MsBettyBoop

04-01-2003, 02:05 PM

4th boyfriend at 23, disappeared without a trace after SIX months of going out. If I knew my EX-boyfriend couldn't count, I would have broken up with him before he left. I also would have broken up with him sooner if I knew one awful mistake would be broadcast all over the world.

Iamnotatool

04-01-2003, 02:25 PM

If I knew my EX-boyfriend couldn't count, I would have broken up with him before he left. I also would have broken up with him sooner if I knew one awful mistake would be broadcast all over the world.

What mistake was that?

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

Tall_James

04-01-2003, 02:30 PM

1st girlfriend (17 yrs) - I wouldn't go the prom with her because she was a cokehead. (I was a straight arrow back then)

2nd girlfriend (18 yrs) - broke up after a year because she never got over her ex-boyfriend who was electrocuted in a restaurant accident.

3rd girlfriend (18 yrs) - broke up after 2 years because she was a very nice Boston Irish girl with a strong background in repression.

4th - 8th girlfriends (20-30 years) - let's see...closet lesbian, married but "separated", married but "separated", divorced but "insane", just insane.

8th girlfriend (32 years) - broke up after a year with me to get back together with ex-boyfriend.

9th girlfriend (33 years) - loved her dog more than she loved me. broke up after 6 months, but truthfully I loved her dog more than her.

10th and final girlfriend (34 years) - Met her on a blind date, dumped her after 3 weeks because I was a moron. Realized my mistake and asked her out again. She told me no. I worked at it and she finally said yes. And we're still happy after 2+ years of marriage with a beautiful daughter that I thank God for everyday.

So, there is hope.

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MsBettyBoop

04-01-2003, 04:41 PM

Sorry, I can't let loose what he did because it would become painfully obvious what loser did it to me...(hint, he's on this site) A kind soul, politely told me to keep personal attacks away from the boards, so I need to be cautious.
Big Brother is apparently watching.

Iamnotatool

04-01-2003, 05:35 PM

Indeed, big bro always has his eyes open. Well, it seems to me this guy truly fucked up, scorned a perfectly good girl who now will probably hold this Ero-I mean asshole's mistakes against other guys. I hope its not the case, but I've seen it too many times...

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

silera

04-01-2003, 05:39 PM

Sorry, I can't let loose what he did because it would become painfully obvious what loser did it to me...(hint, he's on this site)

You joined the site your ex boyfriend is a member right after he leaves you and HE's the loser?

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MsBettyBoop

04-01-2003, 05:44 PM

yeah it's sort of a loser move, but after 5 months of not knowing what happened, and finally finding out where he might be. I could NOT help myself from poking around and grilling his ass. This smacked bitch has got some smacking to do of her own.

silera

04-01-2003, 05:51 PM

I'm glad you're honest with yourself.

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Iamnotatool

04-01-2003, 05:59 PM

Silera, you don't seem like one to stand in the way of a well deserved ass kicking.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

MsBettyBoop

04-01-2003, 05:59 PM

Just remember, a loser move doesn't make one a loser especially when it comes to a little revenge. Don't provoke me to start my bitch smacking your way.
Unless you like that sort of thing :)

silera

04-01-2003, 06:01 PM

Silera, you don't seem like one to stand in the way of a well deserved ass kicking.

Ass kicking on an internet message board isn't rewarding at all.

Personally, if someone doesn't want me, It's their loss and pretty much not worth my time.

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Iamnotatool

04-01-2003, 06:08 PM

True, but leaving without giving a reason is cowardly. And selfish. Not right to leave the person wondering what the hell happened. I speak from experience. AS much as a guy/girl thinks their words may hurt, not knowing why can be worse. Of course, at some point you gotta buck up and say fuck it, their loss and move on...I agree

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

Geppetto

04-01-2003, 06:27 PM

16 1/2-19 First person who ever cared about me, but when your that young you tend to grow apart as you grow up.

21 only lasted 3 months, she said we lived to far apart. She got back with ex and at this point out weighs me by 80 lbs. now thats funny.

22-23 one year, she was just nuts.

23-26 1/2 this one was great, in all that time we fought once. She was one of the most loveing people I've ever known. We took a break so she could work through some personal issues, maybe get into some therapy. And I could concentrate on getting a job in my field (i had just finished collage.) and then we were going to get back togather. Two monthes later she's pregnent with someone else's kid. I just couldn't get past that. Now she has two.

27-29 Another great one, but I spent to much time at work and not enough time with her. Trying to explain I was trying get ahead so we could have a future did not help in the middle of the break-up speach. That one hurt a lot.

29-30 She was just bitch. You can put up with a bitch when she's hot but when she gains 25 lbs in one year and is only 5'2" whats the point?

30-32 Materialistic, selfish, arrogant, self centred, take care of me, what do you mean you won't pay my rent just because I'm sitting on my seven figure trust fund, crazy bitch. I didn't just throw her out I threw her the fuck out. In my own defence I was blinded by 34-D saliene.

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erole

04-01-2003, 07:21 PM

7th girlfriend at 27, four months, broke up with
her,
reason being, and I quote, "My god Jen, you called me
your ex-husbands name, what the hell?"

i'm just going to repost this in leiu of current
posts...should say enough

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MsBettyBoop

04-01-2003, 07:26 PM

That doesn't say nearly enough, wouldn't you want to
expand on that a little bit. Let's just say for instance,
ahhhhh, maybe you flipped out like a psycho at it, blew
it totally out of proportion. Maybe you swore like a
damn sailor and had absolutely NO heart in your chest
that someone else caused her enough pain for her to
blurt that out. This is all "conjecture" on my part. I'm
just talking hypotheticly.
And just MAYBE it was 6! months and not 4. If so, what
a god damn loser you would be.

silera

04-01-2003, 07:32 PM

Tacky.

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erole

04-01-2003, 07:33 PM

someone here is an unconntrollable nigtmare would
you read the damn email and settle this please. this is
really sick and not needed. get off the damn computer
after that email to put this to rest you real;y dont want
to this here.

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Iamnotatool

04-01-2003, 07:37 PM

Wow, these are someserious hypotheticals we are into here. Good thing this is all in fun!

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

MsBettyBoop

04-01-2003, 07:39 PM

Oh, now you want to talk? Guess the shoe is on the
other foot, huh Jay? What if my phone suddenly
disappears, and I can't find it for the next few months?
I read your lousy fucking e-mail. You want me to call
you know? What? You lost my phone number or
something? Could you be running around like a chicken
with it's head chopped off trying to look for it in your
mess which you call your life? Try asking your
grandmother for it. She runs your whole god damn
existance anyway.

angrymissy

04-02-2003, 05:12 AM

you're coming off as a psycho - let it go

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Iamnotatool

04-02-2003, 05:19 AM

Starting to agree w/ the poo princess, though this is fun...

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

Tall_James

04-02-2003, 05:36 AM

...uh...how 'bout them Yankees?

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Zoefus

04-02-2003, 07:24 AM

*ricket-ricket*

vintense

04-02-2003, 10:38 AM

Back to work...................1st GF, Allison Mayer-5th grade, left me for Chris Picklo because he had better pocket pants.

(Long gap of awkward puberty)

2nd, Karen Tappen SR-HS, broke up with her after realizing she never completed full sentences, everything she said ended with her just mumbling and tailed off. Called her a mute behind her back, she got wind off it-never spoke again (just like when we went out)

3rd-Leah G., College FR., We broke up on numerous occasions, at the airport (her), in North Carolina (me), dentist office (mutual). My mother summed it up by saying "good thing that relationship is over, Iwanted attractive grandkids!"

4th, Lori Cerbone, college soph, I left her-big mistake number one-this may be where my life went wrong. She was perfect!

5th, Jen D. college junior-broke up with her for #6-Big mistake II, I set her up with my college roommate and they have been together for three years now

6th, Amanda V., college senior-she left me on the NJTP on my way to my sisters house for thanksgiving. Brutal, nearly broke me in half!

Since then, I have broken up with atleast 6 girls after a month or two, these relationships are not even worth listing. They usually end with me making an insensitive joke about a disease their best friend has or something girly like that!