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[spoon]

Seriously folks, I'm one step away from killing those dick bags who sit in the passing lane, even if they're going the limit or slightly above. I use the finger, the open window curse-fest, and yes, the anthony bottle toss. I have even stopped at lights and strolled out of my car up to the ass's window to have it out, which nobody has taken my offer to dance. One of these days I'll get killed I'm sure, yet nothing pisses me off more than when someone is blatantly wrong but still proceed to act as if they aren't and flare me!

In the realm of the movie "Office Space": Are you Samir, Michael or Peter. It's obvious I'm Samir times 2.

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[Death Metal Moe]

THAT WAS YOU?!?

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!

Just a joke. Calm down tough guy. People are stupid. The sooner you come to grips with that the sooner you will fell better with yourself.

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[F1Gm3nT]

I have realized that alot of people do not know how to drive but even knowing this I still get road rage... do I act uppon it... not now... well I just scream and that's about it
I just wish that they could make it a reasonable cause for murder

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[DJEvelEd]

I drive the turnpike/parkway every day for an hour. I see some STUPID SHIT. I used to keep garbage in the car to throw at bad drivers but now I just drive offensively. If I see a car weaving in and out of traffic behind me, I definitely will not let them pass. I'll normally do 80 in a 65 and if youre going alot faster than that and ride my ass well I can always be a bigger dick. And dont cut me off AND THEN drive slow. AAHHHHHHH I get RAGE thinking about driving !!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[spoon]

People are stupid. The sooner you come to grips with that the sooner you will fell better with yourself.
I'm there moe, I just wish fig's dream could come true and the highways digressed to Wild West rules. "Fastest hothead on the Pike and Parkway!" That's what they'd say of me. I'd kill at least two people a day. I'd drive like Ace Ventura with my torso out the window taking pop shots at the eldery with blinkers on since they entered the fucking freeway twenty miles ago now dosing in the passing lane at 45 mph, lighting up those ignorant bus drivers who act like your not even there and cut you off after they go around the que for an exit and cut in, and uzi fire for the SUV mothers who couldn't even handle a VW Rabbit but must show their husband's loaded for those treacherous and tough SUV needs know as Jersey roads. It scares me to think I'm not kidding. For the fucks who pass the line of cars waiting at a red light faking the right turn, I'd catch up and drag the mother fuckers at of their cars and beat them to death with a nine iron. Then piss on their wounds. Sorry, I just got back from a hockey game....and I ran into some of the above, as always.

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[stickyfingers]

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[fatty]

as an aspiring writer i can honestly say there are no words to explain the rage i get. i could fucking KILL someone. not ha ha, man those people are jokes. if i was rich i would smash every fuck that got in my way. and if it thought i'd get away with it i'd drag these people out of their car through the window adn beat them mercilessly by banging the door on their fucking head before finally smashign my car over their legs and arms before leaving them to live. not die, because i want them to spend the rest of their life in agony not being able to drive.

and then i'd rape their wives and daugters and kill their parents. fuck all you fucks who can't drive, i could be home in a half hour but instead it's closer to an hour cause people can't drive, fuck off and fuck you.

so yeah i get rage. fuck office space, i'm more like falling down.

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[furie]

I curse alot to myself. but that's about it. I don't use the horn too much, and a never roll down the window to yell at someone.

I will flip someone the finger if they honk at me for no good reason, or if they flash their brights for me to move over, when we're all stuck in traffic.

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[FUNKMAN]

everybody makes a mistake so the next time you are driving slow to read a street sign or making an illegal turn because you took a wrong turn don't forget to punch yourself in the mouth...
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chill man!

the reality is, if someone is doing the speed limit then you just have to go around them...

hopefully you are not one of them guys that if there is a carlength space between myself and the guy in front of me in the left hand lane doing 75 and you swing around on my right and try to squeeze into that carlength space...

if so, then, then you are gonna get a nice dirty look...
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This message was edited by PanterA on 2-27-03 @ 4:12 AM

[spoon]

Funk, most of the time one can tell if someone is looking for addresses and or lost and that's fine. It's the drivers who pull some of the moves you described, yet the person who goes the exact speed limit in the passing lane and refuses to move....ah!!! I come up slow enough and give time to get over with easy to read hints. Then the flash, after this I want to kill. Or the fucks who decide they have to get out in front of you at top speed without a soul behind you on the road. Then they procede to attain there top speed (which is usually way too slow) over the course of two fucking miles. "Had to make me slam my brakes as you flew in front of me to drive 5 fucking mph!!" Fatty, I've fallen down already, now I need to blow up some golf carts with old fuck meds in them.

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[DJEvelEd]

ucks who pass the line of cars waiting at a red light faking the right turn,

This is VERY popular in Newark. There's not much you can do about this because if you block the right lane, then people with legitimate right turns can't make them and YOU become the bad driver. Best hope is to just drive fast and hope the idiot hits a parked car while trying to pass you on the right.

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In the realm of the movie "Office Space": Are you Samir, Michael or Peter. It's obvious I'm Samir times 2.


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[Crippler]

I have to drive Washington Ave/Broad Street into Newark everyday to go to school & drop my girl off at work. We live less than 5 miles away, but the commute sucks on a daily basis...idiots crossing the street without looking, hands in their pockets, face down...buses just roaming into your lane because apparently their motto is "mines bigger than yours is", and blinkers are painfully overrated...double parked cars on a street where there are two lanes in each direction but one is still snow-covered & the properly parked cars are partially in the second lane already, etc.

Today's commute was so frustrating, by the time I got to the PSE&G building to get my girl, my voice was hoarse from yelling profanities & death threats out my window...and I still had to get back out of "Wonderland" & go home via the same route.

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Is anybody gonna answer the damn question?

Samir times 3.

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[TeRRoR]

There are a few people on this board whom have been in my vehicle while i am driving and they will tell you that My roadrage you literally cannot get any worse.

What they expierenced was me hanging out my window, screaming my head off. Then Getting out of my vehicle, keying the van as i walked up to it screaming at the girl... finished it off by calling her the infamous C word. and walked back to my car and keying her car.

It has happened where i have punched the window or actually have a fist fight with the driver... but i am good and medicated now, so i i do not do those things anymore

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[TooCute]

Wow. Don't you guys have more important things to get upset about?

I might say what a fucking moron and roll my eyes and that's about it. What are you going to do? Do you think people drive poorly on purpose?

And are you always a perfect driver?

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[TeRRoR]

And are you always a perfect driver?


YES

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[grlNIN]

Usually if Im driving with my eldest brother and theres a seriously really bad driver to the point where we're both seething we'll roll the windows down and spit on the back windows of their car. I know this is disgusting and childish but it relieves alot of tension


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