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The Chairman
02-23-2003, 01:43 PM
In case you don't know what a "Blind Item" is, see this web site:

http://www.dreamwater.net/agc/blinditems/marchapr03.html

Just like Page 6 of the NY Post or Michael Musto's column in the Village Voice, here's the latest anonymous "dish."

Which balding funny hat wearer, who takes his name from that certain cult food show, went with his elfin girlfriend to that biker bar, and almost got into a fight with a patron who pinched that hot Latina's ass while her boyfriend was not looking? The offender was "escorted" out of the bar by a brass knuckled bouncer.

Which two guys were not just "talking about the great skiing to be had in South America" in the Hard Rock's mens room, but also comparing the "packed powder" found in Peru, as opposed to that which they were enjoying?

Which "mod" guy was seen at the Hard Rock looking a svelte 30 pounds lighter, touting his "miracle diet," which simply consists of giving up drinking 2-liter bottles of coke and eating McDonald's every day?

What Metal-Hardcore loving, yet sensitive and artistic guy made quite an impression on the ladies at the Hard Rock, but was a little "hazy" about the status of one that particularly struck his eye?

What camera-toting regular at events, always down for a revitalizing side trip to Gray's Papaya before closing down NYC's bars, always seems to have his camera at the ready when certain "hotties" are around, but is always reloading his film when asked to take pictures of penis packing board members?

Which guy's favorite Wilco song must be "I Must Be High", since he has been showing up at events more stoned than a thousand Saudi Arabian adulteresses at a public square?

What two newly bearded board members were seen debating the merits of Hard Candy black nail polish on the thumb vs. Urban Decay Gash on the toe at Bar 9?

What Angel-scented chick, who has recently expressed interest in taking a vacation, would not be adverse to potentially dabbling in a bi-coastal adventure?

Which Polynesian-named lass was seen tongue wrestling with both her husband and another woman, and not in the bar's "mosh pit."

What clementine-color wearing Swingline namesake was seen downing "virgin" Cape Codder's at the Hard Rock while being overheard telling various women that he was looking forward to going to DC because, "the comedy clubs are better there" , "Leno's talent scouts are known to frequent Georgetown bars", and "Washington has lots of interns, like me!"?

What newly shorn stud, known for wearing grease monkey garb, is dating that certain old school fan who shares a pseudonymous name with someone who, like her soon to be ex-husband, "doesn't live here anymore."?

Which smarty pants legal eagle to be only has "Bright Eyes" for that favored sig pic maker?

Which Corona drinker was overheard saying about that non-stop Smirnoff Ice drinking chatterbox that if a machine could be invented that operated on said guys words, instead of fuel, he'd be a millionaire?

What uptown guy, who might not "know the way" to that saintly California city which he's named after, has been seen soldiering around town with a Newyorican who has been known to "cyber" on occasion?

Which sibling has not been sheepish about his disdain for his sister dating a certain "guy with flair"?

What Miss, named after that always neutral country, was last seen out and about with her ex, who enjoyed her bar top dancing at Red Rocks?

She might not wear Chanel #5, but this Jesus lover isn't too happy with that certain bandana wearing Celt and the abuse he inflicts on her on the Board?

What Pooh-namesake, like the FBI, is known to brag at bars that she "always gets her man", and who, like Elliot Ness, has "gotten" a lot of them?

Unlike The Stones, who were "cons", what mod, who's favorite band IS The Stones, was showing off a really "mod" haircut at the Hard Rock, which received compliments but which revealed that a purchase of "Just For Men" is not far away?








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Iamnotatool
02-23-2003, 02:00 PM
DAMNIT!

Great post, but I hate being the new guy....when is the next gathering so I can find out who these blind people are? I do well with blind chicks by the way....



My nuts, Olson twins mouths....ahhhhhh

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

The Chairman
02-23-2003, 02:04 PM
DISCLAIMER:

THIS IS NOT A THREAD TO GUESS WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!

THE ITEMS REFERENCED HERE MAY BE ACTUAL OR CREATED.

NAMES, CHARACTERS, PLACES, AND INCIDENTS ARE PRODUCTS OF THE AUTHOR'S IMAGINATION OR ARE USED FICTITIOUSLY.


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Miss Dolores Haze
02-23-2003, 02:08 PM
Excellent post. I could figure out 12 of them. Now I have to rack my brain, yet I don't know everyones business. I guess I'll keep lurking.

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Thanks Dcpete
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Contra
02-23-2003, 07:33 PM
what candy toting beanie wearing CEO should already be an established author by the way he turns his posts into novels and short stories?

Another Contra and LSP joint production
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IrishAlkey
02-23-2003, 07:49 PM
She might not wear Chanel #5, but this Jesus lover isn't too happy with that certain bandana wearing Celt and the abuse he inflicts on her on the Board?



I know!

I know!

Great thread.

Alkey gives it two penises way up.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-24-2003, 08:25 AM
Clever and impressive!

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

Iamnotatool
02-24-2003, 05:03 PM
Shit, even I knew the Irish one had to do w/ my boy Alchy

Here's a Guiness on me my man...

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

TheMojoPin
02-24-2003, 08:19 PM
Of course it took Kaga to get me to finally give a shit about the events I can never show up for. What a swell guy AND I hear he's got nice gams.

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Recyclerz
02-24-2003, 08:32 PM
DISCLAIMER:
THIS IS NOT A THREAD TO GUESS WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!
THE ITEMS REFERENCED HERE MAY BE ACTUAL OR CREATED.
NAMES, CHARACTERS, PLACES, AND INCIDENTS ARE PRODUCTS OF THE AUTHOR'S IMAGINATION OR ARE USED FICTITIOUSLY.



OK, I don't get it. Are you saying Sandy Koufax is gay or not?



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TheMojoPin
02-24-2003, 08:37 PM
OK, I don't get it. Are you saying Sandy Koufax is gay or not?

No, but he and Larry King ARE childhood friends...maybe.

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fluffernutter
02-24-2003, 08:44 PM
DAMN! You sire may have to hop on board with my little team that seems to be being assembled before my eyes as artistic WRITERS to my talented hands. I am SHIT at envisioning things but you and a few others I have bumped into ont he board here paint the vivid images in my mind. I LOVE creative and descriptive writing.

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NOW 24.8% MEANER CZM SAID SO!

Tenbatsuzen
02-25-2003, 04:42 AM
I LOVE creative and descriptive writing.



Then why are you reading this thread?



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DarkHippie
02-25-2003, 06:35 AM
I'm disappointed. not in the thread, its very clever, but in the fact that you are paying homage to the NY Post.

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