Iamnotatool
02-22-2003, 07:24 PM
1) Why after chewing up a good bowl of corn, do I poo out full kernels, when you know damn well, you chewed the shit out of them.
2) Why does your foot kick when your knee is hit in the proper place, like when the doc hits you with the lil hammer.
3) Why do you get funk under your armpits if you don't use deoderant, but not in your legpits? Or anywhere else for that matter.
4) Why, in a strange non-sexual way, do I enjoy the musky smell of my own sweaty balls, but the thought of another man's sweaty balls simply repulses me.
5) Why the longtime legend of vag smelling like fish taco's when in all my years of spelunking in the golden passageway, have I never smelled such a flounderous stench? Don't get me wrong, I'm not unhappy about this, and perhaps I'm just not sniffing the dirty whores.....
6) Why do women act like they don't shit, fart, or bleed, until you live with them. They then shit with the door open, pul;l out bloody rags in your presense as if they were table napkins, and fart dutch-oven style each and every night???
Anyone else have some?
Silera's got a nice, yet overrated ass, but I'd still eat it with a fucking spoon....love ya hun
Opie beats Anthony's ex-wife
My balls, your mouth...wanna teabag???
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...
2) Why does your foot kick when your knee is hit in the proper place, like when the doc hits you with the lil hammer.
3) Why do you get funk under your armpits if you don't use deoderant, but not in your legpits? Or anywhere else for that matter.
4) Why, in a strange non-sexual way, do I enjoy the musky smell of my own sweaty balls, but the thought of another man's sweaty balls simply repulses me.
5) Why the longtime legend of vag smelling like fish taco's when in all my years of spelunking in the golden passageway, have I never smelled such a flounderous stench? Don't get me wrong, I'm not unhappy about this, and perhaps I'm just not sniffing the dirty whores.....
6) Why do women act like they don't shit, fart, or bleed, until you live with them. They then shit with the door open, pul;l out bloody rags in your presense as if they were table napkins, and fart dutch-oven style each and every night???
Anyone else have some?
Silera's got a nice, yet overrated ass, but I'd still eat it with a fucking spoon....love ya hun
Opie beats Anthony's ex-wife
My balls, your mouth...wanna teabag???
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...