Guaranteed Hangover Cure

[Gvac]

After several months of
careful scientific research, I
have discovered the answer to
the question that has plagued
man since time immemorial: How
do I stop the pain?! The
answer was so simple,
something I had in my freezer
almost the whole time: Ben &
Jerry's Chocolate Fudge
Brownie Ice Cream. Downing a
pint of this mystical elixir
will set you right no matter
how much damage you did the
night before. It's got
everything you need: the cold
soothes the throbbing in your
brain, the creaminess coats
your belly, and the sweetness
satisfies your sugar craving.
You can all thank me later.

P.S. It seems to work best if
you lay on the couch like a
turd and watch MST3K reruns.

P.P.S. - STAY HOME! You're
gonna shit like a shark.











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This message was edited by gvac on 7-28-01 @ 7:44 PM

[Gwen]

No no, the REAL cure for a hangover is a lil more complicated: a gatorade or powerade or pedialyte (i prefer the last 2) and a chicken burrito from taco bell will make you feel 100 percent within 15 minutes of eating it. Cures you every time.

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[Maureen]

Drink at least 32-64 ounces of water BEFORE you go to bed and you won't get a hangover. Of course, if you're really drunk, peeing can be troublesome.

I knew a guy once who did the water thing and was so drunk, he got up in the middle of the night, walked to the corner of the room and peed on an end table. And we were staying at a friend's house!

[Gvac]

Maureen,

You don't even wanna know
some of the places I've peed
in a drunken stupor in the
middle of the night. Probably
the worst of them was a few
years back when I was
vacationing in Denmark. We
wound up staying in a hostel
in Copenhagen where there was
one community bathroom for all
the guests.


We had met some of the
locals in a nearby tavern
earlier in the evening, and
they were so honored to have
honest-to-goodness real
Americans in their bar, they
insisted on buying us many
shots and having us smoke hash
with them (it's legal over
there).


I somehow made it back to my
room (and the top bunk) though
to this day it's still a
mystery how. I woke up in the
middle of the night because my
kidneys were just about to
burst, and I started
frantically searching for the
bathroom, trying every door.
I finally found an unlocked
one, but it was not the
bathroom. I decided at this
point, beggars can't be
choosers, and I entered.
There was an elderly woman
sleeping in there, and I
spotted her sink (every room
had one, even ours. Don't know
why I didn't think of it
then). I let go, and when I
finished and turned to leave,
the woman was sitting up in
bed with the sheet pulled up
to her face, exposing only her
eyes, which had a look of
sheer terror to them. She
muttered in a thick Germanic
accent "Are you in some sort
of trouble?" I slurred "You
could say that" and ran back
down the hall to my room.

How or why I wasn't arrested
I cannot say, and to this day
my friends still refer to it
as "The international incident."











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[skullcrush]

no,no,no your all wrong.the next day drink two snapple ice teas,and eat fruit cocktales.then go back too bed you god damm drunk.

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