Should I stay or should I go...

[IrishAlkey]

...to the bathroom?

If I make a doody, my bum-bum will feel all dirty and I'll want to take a showey but, I already showied today!

I wanna' sit and here and play!

:(

Me sad.

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[Death Metal Moe]

OH Alkey.

We hardly knew ye.......

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[IrishAlkey]

Is that a go, Moe?

HA!

I made words rhyme!

*dances*

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[fluffernutter]

...to get a fork and re eat and rrink everything to see if it comes out the same. Remember to grab a wet nap.

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[grlNIN]

see....and you all said Alkey doesnt makes jokes!....

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[Gmann]

Dude.....just shit already .....Ya lazy fuck ya!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[IrishAlkey]

I'm turning purple.

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[Gmann]

If you dont shit on you'll expode. Theyll be bloody splatters mixed with poo all over your nice wood paneling. And we cant have that now can we ???

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[TheMojoPin]

Wet wipes, WET WIPES...or just put a towel down...

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Go to hell.

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[fezident]

Loneliest thread ever!

Now I have to go potty. Thanx alot.

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[F1Gm3nT]

interesting thought G

but just fuking go.... nothing greater than the sensation from after takeing a shit
shit.... Im gonna go take a shit now

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[JiZ]

Alkey, before you go, make sure you can do this......


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[IrishAlkey]

That game is way too hard.

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[The Chairman]

get a bidet...that's what i did...

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[PanterA]

You would think that the dookie would come flying out of that over worked man ass, without the worry of even having to wipe.

this must be one large crap.

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[DreamWeaver]

Who do you think you are? Maynard?

get a new gimmick, or go to lunch

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[Heavy]

nothing greater than the sensation from after takeing a shit



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man by this time i really hope you went cause if not you might start turning green...

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Wipe once with regular paper, once with wet wipe, once and again with regular paper and your bottom will smell like ROSES!

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[IrishAlkey]

I pooped the bed.

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I fling poo!

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[Butters]

You should go
and when i said You i meant M.C. Hammer
and when i said go i meant is 2 legit 2 quit

Come on how many times in your life can you say...hehe ^.^

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[The Chairman]

You would think that the dookie would come flying out of that over worked man ass, without the worry of even having to wipe.

this must be one large crap.



LMFAO!!!

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[HordeKing1]

Alkey, did you ask the bed first? Some beds don't enjoy that type of play, and you should always get consent before surprising someone with a little something "extra"

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[IrishAlkey]

HK, shut up.

Don't over analyze my bed's love of scat.

YOU DON''T KNOW ME!

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[furie]

one word: diaper

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[bigone1153]

is your bed german? they seem to love brown showers....

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