Anything funny happen at work today

[jratt]

Share your funny work stories
here is one from the other day
a coworker who is working on fraud checks
showed me a check that was for 2 dollars and on the line that says memo it was made out too For Being My Hoe i found that very funny

jratt AKA johnbravo
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[F1Gm3nT]

no not yet... havent even gone to work yet... but I will let you know as soon as I get in, as soon as it happens and as soon as I leave work
hows that?

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[TheGameHHH]

Ms. Chokesondick drank too much semen and she died, it was hysterical. Then my buddy cartman tried getting the semen out of her, oh man what a day.

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Thanks ADF

[TooCute]

I saw a check today for $2 that was made out "For Being My Trowel"

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[TheBrain007]

Yeah, my boss came over to my desk and placed these strange papers on it. They were all covered in codes and numbers and stuff. It was all weird, she called it "work." The funny part is she expected me to do it.

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[Jennitalia]

we lost a huge client today. one guy in my group will get laid off because of it, and my boss and I don't know where we stand as a result of it. Fucking hysterical.

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[A.J.]

My boss came by today and told me that promotion I was supposed to get was going to happen soon. Of course, he's been saying that for a year and a half now.

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[Katylina]

I'm on winter break-- it's good to be a teacher.

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[Reephdweller]

Today was a riot, I was informed that overtime is no longer going to happen for me...no matter how little extra I got it
just isn't happening anymore. I laughed so hard I nearly cried.

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[reeshy]

I was reprimanded by my supervisor for something that someone else should have done. I thought that was hilarious and laughed in her face. She told me I was suspended for a week and I almost shit myself through sheer merriment!!!!

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