Your favorite jesus website

[TooCute]

Tonight, I was taking a trip down memory lane (since I just got a hamster a couple of weeks ago) and visiting <a href="http://www.hamsterdance.com">hamsterdance</a>. I recalled similar pages, so I visited <a href="http://www.dancingbush.com">dancing bush</a>, and attempted to visit dancing jesus.

DANCING JESUS DIDN'T WORK (help me, jeebus!)

I did I search for similar sites on google, and came up with <a href="http://www.jesusdressup.com">dress up jesus</a> and <a href="http://www.bsotl.org>bastard son of the lord</a> (a sort of jesus blog).

Do you have any favorite jesus sites?

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This message was edited by TooCute on 2-20-03 @ 12:57 AM

[JustJon]

I used to be a fan of Jesus.com, where you lucky ladies could even bathe with Jesus. It's now owned by the Unitarian Church, but for a look in the Wayback Machine, http://web.archive.org/web/20020125085543/http://www.jesus.com/

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[ChickenHawk]

I like how he doesn't start off in a loin cloth or a leaf or anything like that, but instead, a nice pair of white Hanes briefs.

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[TheMojoPin]

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

http://members.aol.com/jesus316/ Jesus was way cool

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This message was edited by Miss Dolores Haze on 2-20-03 @ 1:11 AM

[Frizzle Fry]

i really like this jesus website. it gives browsing the web that religios zing that its always lacked: http://www.jeezit.com/

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[TheMojoPin]

On a related note...want proof that there ISN'T a God? Alright, you asked for it...GI JOE EROTIC FAN-FICTION. Read it if your brain doesn't choke and bleed first.

http://www.superstories.net/sportsman/gijstor/gijarch1.htm

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[The Blowhard]

Stop mocking my Lord and Savior. I'll pray to have you killed.

[FiveB247]

I'm going to pray harder then you Heckler....you better watch out for those lightnening bolts.

[ADF]

I really liked jeeziting my own site. Now I want to see what cnn.com looks like jeezited.

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[The Blowhard]

I'm going to pray harder then you Heckler....you better watch out for those lightnening bolts.



But I'm Lutheran. I have the power of a black gay french fry eating R&B star in my camp.
Be warned. ESPECIALLY Jews and Athiests!

[FiveB247]

Lutheran? Didn't we just celebrate his birthday recently? hehe

Ps...My god is cooler then your god. nah-nah-nah-nah

[The_Machine]

It seems to me that it must be God's ultimate plan is to have an entire planet of God worshippers. This is when everything will be perfect and the big picture will have come full circle.

I suppose from here we will all begin our new, perfect lives in a world of Christians, quoting our favorite scriptures to each other and patting ourselves on the back for being so fucking right, right?

Obviously, there is no chance of this ever happening. There will always be a good portion of the population that thinks logically, uses common sense, uses reason, and only believing what can be proven true. And they will pay by spending an eternity in a burning ocean of fire. Now that sounds like a plan!

This heaven place is going to be the pits. Loads and loads of Christians everywhere singing hymns, telling knock-knock jokes and everyone can be summed up in one word: "nice".


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[TastelessGinny]

I would just like to say, that I visited the Jeezit web page and I entered one of my URLS in the engine, to have Jeeziz do his divine works.

http://www.jeezit.com/cgi/ask.cgi?http://www.ginnysanchez.com/aboutme.htm

Read the line (which originally starts with "what am I playing at work now?")

I also enjoyed the different Jeez-it artworks that were inserted into the page!


EDIT: I Jeez-ified CNN.com and got this story for my efforts:

IRAN PLANE CRASH KILLS 302
A hittites plane crash Wednesday in Soddom smote 302 sinners, most of Satan sinners of Soddom's Revolutionary Guard.





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This message was edited by TastelessGinny on 2-20-03 @ 4:10 AM

[The Blowhard]

IRAN PLANE CRASH KILLS 302
A hittites plane crash Wednesday in Soddom smote 302 sinners, most of Satan sinners of Soddom's Revolutionary Guard.




Who cares? They have no souls.

[reeshy]

Wouldn't it be a bitch if you were all wrong and there really is a God-You're fucked!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Saith the Lord!!!!!!

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[fezident]

Don't really know good Jesus websites
but....
I use a picture of him as my Screen-Savior.


Huddlah-huddluh

Fez 4 Prez!!

[Zipgun]

<a href=http://www.jesusdressup.com/>Jesus Dress Up</a>

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[french bread pizza]

www.jesuslovesrubes.com

your welcome

[East Side Dave]

God is fucking funny!

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[jocefus]

http://www.chickenhead.com/bannertown/images/landover2.gif


http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/joesig.jpg

www.mp3.com/mollydoll

honk if your horny

[FiveB247]

Reeshy ...you bring up a valid point. And it's something I've always wondered...How does one know he/she is preying to the right god? There are thousands of religions...how do you know you are right? Maybe picking one is going out on a limb?hehe

[Heavy]

www.7thHouse.com

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[HordeKing1]

What Would Jesus do? Your personal Guide to Morality.

http://www.geocities.com/llfptfu/wwjd.html

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[Cannon]

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"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!"

My favorite is this site http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

Where else can you find our lord and savior play keep away with some kids, or dance ballet?

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Personally, i feel it would be better if JC stiff-armed the kid like the Heisman trophy.

This message was edited by Cannon on 2-22-03 @ 12:39 AM