View Full Version : Anyone NOT Horny right now?!
TheBrain007
02-19-2003, 01:24 PM
Like for instance, I am sitting at work across from the big, fat, distusting, and I think slightly retarded lady in the other cubicle who keeps talking about her brother who she aparently lives with. Keep in mind she is at least 40 yrs old. Definitely keeping me down.
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Tall_James
02-19-2003, 01:36 PM
Keep in mind she is at least 40 yrs old.
HEY ! Some of us here are pushing 40...watch yerself kid!
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TheBrain007
02-19-2003, 01:38 PM
Sorry, I was meaning to joke about the fact that she is 40 and living with her brother.. not really the age... there are certainly a few nice looking older women around here.
Unfortunately they do not occupy the cubicle next to mine... sigh.
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reeshy
02-19-2003, 01:39 PM
Some of us here are pushing 40
Hey James,
What do you meaning "pushing"? I skated by that number a long time ago!!!
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TheBrain007
02-19-2003, 01:50 PM
Did I mention she's HUGE! The whole row of desks shakes when she sits down... I am not kidding. No offense to anyone who is overweight, but this is no average overweight problem... she's been letting herself go for a long, long, time. All she does all day long is get on the phone and complain that she has so much work to do... I am gonna snap and start killing soon. I have to get out of here..... 10 more minutes.... that's all I have to put up with.
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Reephdweller
02-19-2003, 03:47 PM
Unfortunately they do not occupy the cubicle next to mine... sigh.
Get your desk moved. Or do what I used to do, come in on Saturday and move it yourself. It'd take them months to figure out what the hell happened.
I always went where the hot gash was.
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This message was edited by reefdwella on 2-19-03 @ 7:48 PM
kc7586
02-19-2003, 03:56 PM
Did I mention she's HUGE! The whole row of desks shakes when she sits down... I am not kidding. No offense to anyone who is overweight, but this is no average overweight problem... she's been letting herself go for a long, long, time.
does she wear a moo-moo? if she does i can see why you wouldn't have any kind of urges at this point. hehe, moo-moo, hehe.
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TheBrain007
02-19-2003, 04:05 PM
does she wear a moo-moo?
UGH! OH GOD!
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grlNIN
02-19-2003, 04:27 PM
youre all alone on this one buddy
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TheGameHHH
02-19-2003, 04:47 PM
I'm actually horny, I'll go up my post count in another thread if this one is gonna hate on me.
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Arienette
02-19-2003, 04:52 PM
earlier today, i really wasn't feeling well, so i was definitely less horny than usual. now i'm feeling better, so i'm ready to go again
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SatCam
02-19-2003, 04:53 PM
if reefdwella hadnt posted here I woulda said no.
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East Side Dave
02-19-2003, 05:13 PM
This thread is degrading to women.
....now let's duct tape an apple in her mouth and ring the dinner bell! Yeeeeehhhhawwww!
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