Do you get naked.....

[dcpete]

do you get naked when you take a crap?anyone?

I don't. It seems so weird to me but it seems like alot of people do it. What is the reasoning behind it?

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Nah, but I pull a Costanza and have to lose the shirt...

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[DreamWeaver]

No, I tried to do it and I can't. I feel like a complete animal.

I have a friend who poops right before she gets in the shower and doesn't wipe cause she figures she'll clean herself once she gets in the shower....eeewwwww

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[Jennitalia]

no, but i keep the door open. i have a tiny bathroom and there is a full length mirror on the door, so you can watch yourself as you're making a poopie, if you'd like

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[A.J.]

Only if it's before I jump in the shower.

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[satan-2]

usually i take a dump at night and take a shower in the morning.

god what is the world coming to, when we're discussing bowel movements on the rf.net board.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

No.

The last time I did I was escorted out of the Olive Garden and told never to return.

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[A.J.]

The last time I did I was escorted out of the Olive Garden and told never to return.


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On a day that started off crappy, Alice, you just made it much better.

Fucking hysterical.

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[walking joint]

I have a friend who poops right before she gets in the shower and doesn't wipe cause she figures she'll clean herself once she gets in the shower....eeewwwww


that is so HOT!!! actually that is gross. i don't wash my feet in the shower all the time. i don't need to be walking in that.

i only crap naked if its first thing in the morning.

[DJEvelEd]

god what is the world coming to, when we're discussing bowel movements on the rf.net board.

I can't think of a better topic...(maybe THAT'S my problem)

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[silera]

Only if I'm about to shower, or if I'm naked to begin with.

I'm not going to get dressed/undressed just to take a shit.



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[IrishAlkey]

I'm not going to get dressed/undressed just to take a shit.


Lazy bitch.

You fuck with your socks on.



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[Fallon]

do you get naked when you take a crap on anyone?
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[angrymissy]

I never crap naked. The worst crap is the "just got out of the shower" crap. I like the pre-shower crap much better.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

you have to at least lose the shirt, and here's why...because of the smell coming up out of the bowl. (unless you're like me and your shit smells like sex and money) but that scent coming up out of the bowl is wafting through your shirt if you dont take it off. which means you would be wearing a shirt with little microscopic poop molecules trapped in it. **also wipe with baby wipes for that "all the way clean" feeling**

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[SatCam]

I dont crap. I make myself vomit until I am 75 pounds. Then i feel better.

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[ChickenHawk]

Only in public restrooms.

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[Crippler]

You fuck with your socks on.

That don't make you a bad person.

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[Katylina]

I have a friend who poops right before she gets in the shower and doesn't wipe cause she figures she'll clean herself once she gets in the shower....eeewwwww

It sounds to me as though she needs a bidet.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 2-19-03 @ 3:39 PM

[Vee]

I dont, but I think I'll try it for shits and giggles.
I think I'll also install a full length mirror so I can truly appreciate the experience.
I'll definitely be taking my shirt off at least since I dont want any poo molecules on it.
This message board has taught me much.

[Fallon]

The worst crap is the "just got out of the shower" crap. I like the pre-shower crap much better.
Totally. The post-shower crap sucks, the bathroom is all hot and damp and you just don't feel clean. If I have time I just take another shower.

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[TheGameHHH]

I'm only naked right before I get in the shower, other than that I keep my clothes on. On a side note, the best time to poop is right before you get in the shower you just feel so much cleaner when you get out.

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[Zipgun]

Hell, I don't even take my pants off.

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[SatCam]

take off your pants and jacket

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[metalsatan]

I dont get naked when I take showers I hate my body so much...

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[grlNIN]

i dont but my pants and undies have to be completely around my ankles, dont know why

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[TheGameHHH]

take off your pants and jacket
See what he did there? Everybody get that? That's called a pun, it's a play on words he actually means take off your pants and jack it, like your penis.....Get it?


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[Contra]

I never crap naked. The worst crap is the "just got out of the shower" crap. I like the pre-shower crap much better.


if i have to crap right after i get out of the shower, i'll go right back in and wash up. it has to be done!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

On a day that started off crappy, Alice, you just made it much better.

Fucking hysterical.



Why thank you!

And I sincerely hope that the split-second image of me nekkid in an Olive Garden didn't turn your day into a tail-spin!! :-)!

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thank you dcpete!

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[dcpete]

I'm a walking target for food poisoning. there have been times that it's been sooo bad that I have to take a shower afterwards just to clean up. It was the worst feeling ever, like an animal.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

there have been times that it's been sooo bad that I have to take a shower afterwards just to clean up

Thats so hot!!!!! I love a man who splatters all over himself.

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[Raven]

i dont but my pants and undies have to be completely around my ankles, dont know why

ok I'm turned on now with that pic in my head --- :)~

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