Boogie Nights: Classic Dialogue

[Steels]

One of the greatest films to grace the big screen...."Boogie Nights". Let's hear some your favorite lines from this modern day masterpiece! Below is absolutely the funniest exchange of words I have seen through any forum....without a doubt!


Dirk Diggler: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, alright?

Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.

Dirk Diggler: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense!

Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.

Dirk Diggler: Hello? Exactly!!

Record Producer: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.

Reed Rothchild: Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, alright, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that! Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man!

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[LiquidCourage]

I love in his first porn movie, Julianne Moore says (with the worst acting possible):
"This is a giant cock."

[Steels]

13 Inches is a tough load...I won't treat you gently


Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler/Brock Landers

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[East Side Dave]

"Have you seen that movie Star Wars? People tell me I look like Han Solo."



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[FUNKMAN]

Boogie Nights...

Enjoyed it alot... They really pulled it off by making you feel you were in the 70's....

70's I hope, or was it late 60's?

One of Burt Reynolds best characters and performances...

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[fezident]

"Where are you going ??"

"I'm going to wash my pussy. You want it clean don't you?"

"Well how long you gonna be?"

"Two seconds."




Now, THAT'S good dialog.

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[RandomNY]

It was based in the laste 70's till early 80's. I love the Drug seller listening to SISTER CHRISTIAN by NIGHT RANGER on his new CD Player that he paid $800 bucks for.
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IT'S ABOOUTT GETTINGG GUYSSS LAAIIDD!!!!!--Lickass

Die of Disteria you pathetic hack.. AWFUL-- NORTON

[FUNKMAN]

It was based in the laste 70's till early 80's / SISTER CHRISTIAN by NIGHT RANGER


Thanks!

that scene was kind of funny, he had his young asian sex slave popping off firecrackers...
they were nervous to begin with being they were ready to rip him off...



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[ChrisTheCop]

Dirk Diggler: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.



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[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>"You are not the boss of me, Jack. I am the boss of me."

And how hot was rollergirl???

[Cannon]

I just want to know why Dirk was singing the "Transformers: the Movie theme song"

"you've got the Touch, you've got the POWWWWWWERRRRR...yeah!"

Inquiring minds want to know.

[ladygodiva]

Reeds poem is pure genius:

I love you, you love me

going down the sugar tree

well go down the sugar tree

and see lots of bees, playing.

Playing. The bees wont sting.

Cause you love me.

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The Life and Times Of
John C. Holmes
You've probably already seen Boogie Nights, with its fairly quick shot of star Mark Wahlberg wearing a prosthetic John C. Holmes cock. But maybe that started you wondering: Why hasn't anybody yet made the definitive biopic of the legendary adult star?
Well, wait just a little longer. Veteran XXX director Wesley Emerson, with the aid of screenwriter Martin Brimmer, expects to have his extensively-researched biography of the most famous hardcore actor of all time on cable, in stores and possibly even on the big screen by early summer.
"I have turned over many rocks recently," Emerson says of his nearly year-long investigation, "and found a lot of people, several of whom are very interested in talking about John. He had not too many very close personal friends, and I found probably his two very closest friends - Joel Sussman, a still photographer for Freeway Films for many years, and one I must leave nameless for the moment - and we've interviewed them all."
Freeway, as you may recall, was the releasing company for several of the "Johnny Wadd" films, Holmes' most famous series; and Emerson has also scored an interview with that series' most famous director, Bob Chinn.
But that's hardly all. In addition to poring through a three-inch stack of articles written about Holmes over the years, Emerson has interviewed Ron Jeremy, Mike Horner, Don Fernando, Bunny Bleu and Sheri St. Clair, all of whom worked with Holmes, either beside him or under him. Emerson has also captured the recollections of such luminaries as Gloria Leonard, Candida Royalle, Bill Margold and Bill Amerson, who was John's business partner and very close friend for over 20 years.
In December of '97, using the footage he'd shot so far, Emerson created a three-and-a-half minute presentation video which he'd shopped around to various cable and video companies in hopes of obtaining "completion funds" for the work.
"But when I mentioned it to Russ [Hampshire, of VCA Pictures]," Emerson recalls, grinning, "he was very enthusiastic about the whole project and decided to do it; bankroll the entire thing."
Meanwhile, Emerson's search for all things Holmesian has been serendipitous.
"With the help of Nina Hartley, I found two features that John did prior to the Johnny Wadd series. They're about 55 minutes each, they had five scenes in them, and the gentleman that did them still has John's original release form, his original paycheck, and all the outtakes. The things were shot in 1968, and have not seen the light of day since they were taken off the market in 1973."
But even as of this writing, in mid-January, Emerson is still trying to locate some key players who've long since disappeared from the XXX scene.
"There are 30 or so people who I would like to talk to, some of whom I have not been able to find," Emerson laments. "So if there's anyone out there who has some stories, audio tapes, who's worked with John, knew someone who worked with him or can help me find some of the people from that era, such as Ann Myers, Melissa Melendez, Sandy Dempsey and Rene Bond, those are some of the people I'm looking for."
Anybody with the requisite info can fax Emerson at (***********, or email to cassel48@ix.netcom.com.
- Mark Kernes


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[FiveB247]

The best line in that movie is when the wife who bangs every guy is getting plowed in the driveway...and the husband says:

"My wife has an ass in her cock"...

he actually says it that way...i'm unsure if it was a mistake or ment to be that way....but it is funny regardless.

[Steels]

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.

Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?




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[ChrisTheCop]

We're about to make film history...on videotape.

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[Steels]

Dirk: [as Brock Landers] You still hungry?

Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.

[Unzipping his pants.]
Dirk: [as Brock Landers] Then feast on that.

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