First Date Disasters

[jamesdiggy]

Ugh! On this fine February evening I just got home from a date where the highlights were Frostbite and borderline Hypothermia. I'm sure we have all lived through these awful, awkward, gut wrenching dating debacles. The kind of bad date that makes you daydream about having a Root Canal. The bad date that makes you rationalize that some of those Russian Mail-Order Brides are pretty hot. The miserable, matchmaking, misstep that makes you long for the sweet sensation of a Cyanide capsule nestled gently under your tongue. My tortue has ended, my venting complete. I just wonder what time is it in Moscow?



The Saddest Boy to ever hold a Martini

[satan-2]

don't you just hate the dating ritual. sometimes i do.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[Arienette]

come now, jimmy... while i do appreciate your colorful description of your feelings, tell us what actually happened on this date.

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[jamesdiggy]

come now, jimmy... while i do appreciate your colorful description of your feelings, tell us what actually happened on this date.
There was no grand calamity as you might find on Must-See TV, just awkward silences, desperate searches for conversation, and the realization that you have zilch in common with the person sitting across from you. Check please.

The Saddest Boy to ever hold a Martini

[Reephdweller]

There was no grand calamity as you might find on Must-See TV, just awkward silences, desperate searches for conversation, and the realization that you have zilch in common with the person sitting across from you. Check please.


ugh i hate those, i was on a date about three weeks ago that was very similar. i realized early on i had nothing in common with this person (which isn't always bad..but in this case it was), it was just a bad idea from start to finish. thank god the last three dates i've been on have been nothing short of amazing.

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[grlNIN]

on my first date with my ex we were both getting out of this big SUV and he thought i was getting out of the other side, he went to shut his door and completely slammed it on my knee, i was crippled for like an hour, so much pain......

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Girl I had a date with saw that I had a big MAGLITE flashlight in my truck.

Her: "Oh wow! You have a nigger-be-good stick!"

Me: G'night. Never call me again.



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[Wormwood]

I was on a date once and a bird flying overhead took a crap on her...It was an awkward moment.

Your Affectionate Uncle
Screwtape

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[furie]

did you know girls don't like to talk about Babylon 5 on a first date? trust me. It's true.

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[stickyfingers]

in college i met a girl who was in one of my classes, we talked and hung out during the school day and we happened to get talking about a movie we wanted to see so i ask her if she wanted to go see it....she obliged and so we went....on the way her cell phone rings...."oh, hi honey yeah i am just going to see a movie with a friend from class" talk to you later.....turns out this was no date at all. So I gave her the Frank Costanza Stop Short and dropped her off soon thereafter

"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[dingo]

i was at this girls house it was like the 3 or 4th date we were about to go out and we had to walk through the kitchen to leave the house where her mother was cooking. i have no clue how it started the mother and daughter started fighting they were wrestling on the floor so i did the only thing that i could and stirred the food so it wouldn't burn the relationship didn't last to much longer

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[Friday]

should I rub it in your face now or later that I had probably the best first date ever this week? **teehee** I'm so mean......

sorry you had a shitty time.......NEXT!

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Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[erole]

just awkward silences, desperate searches for conversation, and the realization that you have zilch in common with the person sitting across from you


this has almost happened to me twice. my course of action in this situation is sighing, claping my hands once real loud, and sarcasticly laughing. Followed by, "Well...yeah...sooooo...alrighty then...This is re-god-damn-diculous." At that point, she laughs, and we go on to meaningful conversation, because I'll be damned if I have a bad date.

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