Fuck Ebonix. What happened to JIVE?!?!

[Death Metal Moe]

MAN what a cool ass language!! This ebonix shit has been and gone man. Flash in the pan slang.

JIVE was the REAL DEAL! It had potential and we let it go! WHAT HAPPENED!!!

I was JUST starting to understand the 2 black passengers on "Airplane!" and now it's gone. I weep for pseudo-language lost.

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
BACON FACTION 4 LIFE!
<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

[ChickenHawk]

Jive isn't quite dead YET... Just ask these guys:
<IMG SRC="http://www.uss-newport-news.com/reunion/images/java-jive.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.50megs.com/karmasig.gif">
"Just back 'n jack." -Ron
"It looks like brown Cool Whip." -Fez
FUCK VIACOM*FUCK INFINITY*FUCK BAD MUSIC

[ed301]

word up for jive

http://www.iamtheshiz.com/images/headoff.gif

[Fallon]

Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

<center><IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet13.jpg">
<font color=#0033FF>
"Rock, Unlike you, I don't raise an eyebrow. I raise a standard of excellence that you and the people here tonight can only dream of achieving."</font>
<b>-Kurt Angle</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

[Steels]

June Cleaver & Jive.....Inner-City Eloquence.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/steels2.gif>

[Heavy]

Freal, mah peeps MOE b onit. ol skool biches up in dis piece an Sukkas shaint be on mah diznick!!

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/jwaddsig.gif">
<A HREF="http://www.onaarmy.cjb.net">Join The O&A Army!!</A> Please, help us save Black Earl.
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[fluffernutter]

http://nutty.chris.com/nutty/movie-clips/icons/airplane-jive-T.jpg

Jiveman #1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.

Translation: I would like the steak please.

Jiveman #2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.

Translation: I'll have the fish.

There is really nothing else I can add but....BRING BACK THE JIVE! AND Jeri Curl while were at it.


http://czm.racknine.net/images/fluffstrike3.gif

NOW 24.8% MEANER CZM SAID SO!

[Steels]

Jiveman #1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java.

Translation: I would like the steak please.

Jiveman #2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden.

Translation: I'll have the fish.

There is really nothing else I can add but....BRING BACK THE JIVE! AND Jeri Curl while were at it.


Now thats.........Kool & the Gang.

Stay black Fluffernutter...Stay black..

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/steels2.gif>

This message was edited by Steels on 2-15-03 @ 4:31 AM

[fluffernutter]

Who is I?

I be that rib eatin', cole slaw lovin', 45 poundin' bad ass motha fucka!

WORD!

<IMG SRC="http://www.yosthlm.com/bilder/paparazzi/mtv/93090042.jpg"width=250>

http://czm.racknine.net/images/fluffstrike3.gif

NOW 24.8% MEANER CZM SAID SO!





This message was edited by fluffernutter on 2-15-03 @ 4:37 AM

[furie]

shit, you be trippin

<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/odd.gif" width=300 height=100>
Thanks dcpete!

[A.J.]

I was JUST starting to understand the 2 black passengers on "Airplane!" and now it's gone.


First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">

A Skidmark production.

[blakjeezis]

Check dis, bleef. Bro . . . was on. Didn't trip, but the folks was flippin' man, hey, and the pilots was laid to the bone homes. So blood hammered out and jammed ship, sheeeit. Tight that sucka side the runway like a muthah, sheeeeeit.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/tchrist.jpg>
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 2-15-03 @ 4:23 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

Maybe it's my mistake, but this ISN'T the "Crackas tryin' ta be Jive" thread.

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
BACON FACTION 4 LIFE!
<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

[IrishAlkey]

I can dig it.

<center>http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/alkey.gif</center>
<marquee><font color=red size=4>Musi ques... I sews on bews... I pues a twos on que zat...Pue zoo... My kizzer... Pous zigga ay zee... Its all kizza... Its always like... Its all kizza... Its always like... Na zound... Wa zee... Wa zoom zoom zee

</font></marquee>

[Bob Impact]

<img src="http://www.blaxploitation.com/images/movie_gifs/movie_bbj_3.gif">

Good God, Look at me! Pinky's my name and money's my game!

Choose money or my hunny? Shhhhhhit! Man, you can pull out my groin but give me that coin.

Hey, I'd rather be dead than not have any bread!

You know, Pinky's momma didn't raise no fool now!



<center><img src="http://czm.racknine.net/images/bobimpactfog.gif"><br>
Thanks, FlufferNutter and CZM! - <a href="http://bobimpact.coolfreepage.com/">Ron and Fez Drop Archive</a>
My Head is Bloody but unbowed.
Ron and Fez live in NYC or the real nightmare begins.</center>

[Spoil-Sport]

the 2 black passengers on "Airplane!"


Don't forget the little old white lady: "jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow"

<IMG SRC="http://www.rudniks.com/SigPic.gif">
<a href=http://www.spoil-sports.com>www.spoil-sports.com</a>

[high fly]

Say what?

"Fan of Latin Spice's Kadoonk Adoonk since day one"

[Steels]

As an African American I find this thread racist.

Too Bad.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/steels3.gif>

[Johnny4]

Chump no want the help, chump no get the help.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[furie]

<a href="http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html" target="_blank"> Want to learn jive? </a>

<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/stpatrick.jpg" width=300 height=100>
Free Yerdaddy