View Full Version : Were the cavemen fags?
Heavy
02-09-2003, 05:43 PM
I'm watching this thing on Discovery channel and noticed there werent any chicks with the guy cavemen when they went on thier hunting trips. I imagine they had no social boundries to worry about. So I wondered if they were gay. I mean we all know about the Greeks, but what about the cavemen?
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CaptClown
02-09-2003, 05:53 PM
If your mate has as much hair on her body as you do, would you be able to tell?
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02-09-2003, 06:06 PM
It sounds like Johnee longs for days past...
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TooCute
02-09-2003, 06:16 PM
Yes, that's right, only Homo sapiens sapiens has social structure...
greeks, I don't know about ;)
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Heavy
02-09-2003, 06:19 PM
Yes, that's right, only Homo sapiens sapiens has social structure...
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TheMojoPin
02-09-2003, 06:39 PM
Y'know, I come to a thread that basically promises to be all about the gaping love, and yet I am AGAIN cruelly denied...fuck you, fuck YOU, fuck YOU...
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flipper21
02-09-2003, 06:52 PM
So I wondered if they were gay.
They were until they began to walk upright. Going around on all four made it too easy.
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Dewey
02-09-2003, 07:30 PM
There's something about a Neanderthal covered in thick hair that hasn't had the benefit of toothpaste, soap, toilet paper, or even a bath for weeks at a time, that gets me so horny!
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HordeKing1
02-09-2003, 08:42 PM
Johneewadd - Way before Homo Sapiens, and even Homo Errectus and Ergaster probably around the time of the early robust Austolipithicus, society has been divided among gender lines. Men were the hunters and women were the gatherers. It made sense to do it that way. A nursing woman couldn't travel far from her baby to join a hunt, nor could she focus on the hunt if she took her infant with her. Gathering roots, nuts and berries (and fish) near camp allowed them to stay with their infants and physically nurture them.
The funny thing is that there is an image of men as the "big hunter" and women as the "meak little gatherer." In actuality, the gathering activities of the women accounted for 90-95% of our ancestors (and later our) early diet. The women could have done without the men hunting, but the men couldn't do without the women gathering.
BTW, there's a very interesting archeological site called FLK-1, which gives strong evidence that early man was not a hunter at all, but a scavenger. The knives and tools were used to sever the flesh off animals that were already dead before a bigger predator could come along.
Finally, the technical term for our species IS Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Since we're the last in the genus of Homo, we simply refer to ourselves as homo sapiens, without the need to diffrentiate ourselves from earlier ancestors.
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Heavy
02-09-2003, 09:28 PM
Ok, but were they gay or bi or straight?
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HordeKing1
02-09-2003, 09:30 PM
LOL
Homosexual, bisexuals and heterosexuals have always been around. Obviously, since we're here, the archaic humans you're referring to (perhaps cro-magnon) had to have at least some heterosexual component to their population.
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furie
02-10-2003, 12:39 PM
Dude, they dressed entirely in leather and fur.
what do you think?
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There's something about a Neanderthal covered in thick hair that hasn't had the benefit of toothpaste, soap, toilet paper, or even a bath for weeks at a time, that gets me so horny!
For weeks at at time, eh? Yeah, I bet those neanderthals were really grateful when they got back into town so they could take a hot bath and brush their teeth.
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mercury29
02-10-2003, 06:41 PM
Is everyone drunk tonight?
I think so
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