Worst Song Titles

[Gringo Star]

I was prompted to start this because of a song title I saw today that was just too bad not to share.

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom" by Everclear.

It's their new single. I wonder if it'll sound like every one of their other songs.

Get back on the sauce, Art.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Drift & Die".

Coincidentally, it's a song by a band with the monstrously retarded name of "Puddle of Mudd", so it's really not all that suprising.

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[SoLost22]

"Moon Socket" by Sound Tribe Sector 9

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[A.J.]

"A Day In The Life of A Tree", The Beach Boys

"D'yer Mak'er", Led Zeppelin (Only because it always gets pronounced "DIE-er MAKE-er" instead of "Jamaic-er").

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[Crippler]

Crash Test Dummies, "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"...easily the dumbest title, artist, song, & video of all time.

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[Katylina]

jenny from the block

I hate it. I do. I really despise it.

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[Dirtybird11]

Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague---

Electric Aunt Jemima--

Duke Of Prunes--

all by frank zappa

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[lippy]

Lesbian Dance Machine
by the toros
what the hell does it mean?

[DJEvelEd]

"Locust Abortion Technician" by the Butthole Surfers



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[Gringo Star]

...all by frank zappa


Zappa is an exception to every rule.

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

We may have a winner.

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[Halo Five]

Cry me a river What a fag! <P>

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[jamesdiggy]

"Theme From Baroque Weirdos" by Joe Walsh


The Saddest Boy to ever hold a Martini

[bigone1153]

yellow ledbetter

long live 1968 bill murray

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Cry me a river What a fag! Don't hate.

Kat - I have to agree with you on that also.

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[Fallon]

Song 2 by Blur.

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[SuperClerk]

Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity by Type O Negative. AKA-I Know You're Fucking Someone Else <P>

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[Zipgun]

The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot

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[Dewey]

I'm sorry, but country music is miles ahead in this arena. A few gems:

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain

Did I Shave my Legs for This?

Don't Squeeze My Sharmon

Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

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This message was edited by Dewey on 2-8-03 @ 1:42 AM

[Dewey]

Stop me, I can't help myself. Here's more:

I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love

If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart

If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

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[Dewey]

Hello, Poster's Anonymous, it's me, Dewey M. I think I have a problem...

Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

The Last Word in Lonesome is Me

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through

Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In

Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?

You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)

Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns

You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation







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[grlNIN]

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)



You sir are nuts thats the greatest fucking song title i have EVER heard.

...i have nothing else to add to this thread

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[Rev]

"Unforgiven 2" - Metallica

hands down, lamest song title in my book.
(coincidentally, shitty song as well)

xoxoxoxo,
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[DarkHippie]

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
That's pure genius!!

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[LilLibra]

'Hit Me Baby One More Time'... need I say more? <P>
Steph <P>

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I'm in a class all by myself... and its f*cking lonely.
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[Reephdweller]

Hungry Eyes - I forget the guy who wrote it...

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[reeshy]

"Glad to be Gay"-Tom Robinson

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[friars]

" You're the reason God made
Oklahoma.

[Kaiser-Soze]

"Rock and Roll Nursing Home"
-Iron Prostate

Would also work for the worst band name catagory

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[cherrynoid]

"Several Species of Small Furry
Animals Gathered Together in a
Cave and Grooving With a Pict "

by Pink Floyd

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[Drudge Jr.]

we are 138 by the misfits

why??? why are you 138??
maybe grinn can help me with this...

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[Kaiser-Soze]

why??? why are you 138??

I think it has to do with people being robots. seriously.

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[Zipgun]

Hand Up Who Likes Me?
I forget the name of the band


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[ShortRound]

Not sure if this was a song title, but this was the title of a Salt-n-pepa album. <P>

"A salt with a deadly pepa"




This message was edited by ShortRound on 2-9-03 @ 6:58 PM