Do you have what it takes to be a male porn star?

[Heavy]

I got this E-mail from Ron Jeremy...I'm sure many of you did also:

Hi, I'm Ron Jeremy - Living proof that anyone can get laid. Here at Porn Studs Search we're on the run for the "next Ron Jeremy" studs who can get it up and keep it up while they fuck babes on camera. It's not a put on - this is totally real and unscripted action! Our girls hit the streets to pick up and audition REAL guys who want to become porn studs, and you see it all in our weekly video updates! Do you have what it takes to become the next Ron Jeremy?

EDIT: LINK DELETED - Apparently it does break the rules :(
I hope this doesnt break any rules...

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This message was edited by johneewadd on 2-5-03 @ 11:08 PM

[Patches]

I got this E-mail from Ron Jeremy...I'm sure many of you did also


Definitely the funniest thing I read tonight!

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[ed301]

only one way to find out

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[Steels]

13 inches is a tough load....I won't treat you gently.

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[DJEvelEd]

E-mail the link to me. I'll put some Rogaine on my back...



This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-5-03 @ 11:16 PM

[DJEvelEd]

E-mail the link to me. I'll put some Rogaine on my back...

[Heavy]

done, and thanks for getting that pic out of here

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[satan-2]

can i get the link by RF mail.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[bigone1153]

how big is too big?


long live 1968 bill murray

[Heavy]

how big is too big?



For a porn star? Nothing is too big!

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[Rev]

I've actually turned down 2 offers to be in porn(not homemade,lol).

The last time it happened, I was actually meeting Creepygyrl at a club for our very 1st date.
I bumped into an ex,on the way in,who apparantly got into the biz, and she offered me the opportunity.
I told her how i was about to meet my date, and I'd call her if things didnt go well.
3 years later, needless to say, I never got into the porn biz.

aint that a hoot, ehh?

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[sexy bastard]

all i have to say on this matter is "where is HOSP"
lol

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[reeshy]

I'm waiting for the e-mail "Do you have what it takes to be a fluffer?"!!!!

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[Johnathan H Christ]

I told her how i was about to meet my date, and I'd call her if things didnt go well.

i dont suppose you still have her number do you? :)

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[Jennitalia]

all i have to say on this matter is "where is HOSP"


i think he's actually in the middle of working on his next film

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[Borne Too Loose]

I met Ron Jeremy once. I wanted to ask him how to get into the business, but i was too in awe trying to figure out why his hotel room smelled like Indian Food, Dandruff Shampoo, and Vagina...

He did however send me the Ron Jeremy cigars.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I have a big pair of sunglasses and ripped jeans.

Where do I go now?

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[french bread pizza]

i think i have what it takes..

i can fill a magnum

your welcome

[billyio]

You broke my heart Mojo. You broke my heart

See Ya!

[grlNIN]

Do you have what it takes to be a male porn star?


*looks down* No apparently i dont

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[satan-2]

frenchie, i think you could easily become a porn household name like jenna jameson.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[Heavy]

frenchie, i think you could easily become a porn household name like jenna jameson.



Why would you say that?


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[french bread pizza]

but i want to be a household name like dirk digler
<----penis envy

and trust me i couldn't, nor would i want to be in the same game as jenna jameson.



your welcome

[sexy bastard]

i think he's actually in the middle of working on his next film


damn hes myyyy hero

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I have a big pair of sunglasses and ripped jeans.

Where do I go now?
I say you're dressed for Miami Beach my friend.
Have a safe flight.

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[Hosp]

Yes, thanks for asking.

Glad to see I have a fan club.

Here is the way for a guy to get into the business:


Find yourself a hot chick who loves you and is willing to do anything for you.
Go to either the E.C.V.S. or C.E.S and have her talk to some producers.
Have her only perform with you at the start. This way they see that you're reliable and can get wood in front of 15 strangers, bright lights and video cameras.
Be prepared to lose your girl and completely up-end your life.


And I once spent a week in Mexico with Ron Jeremy and he's a hell of a guy. He'll pretty much work for a good meal now though. And just be careful if he breaks into his shtick, it's painful.

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[Heavy]

And just be careful if he breaks into his shtick, it's painful.



HUH?

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[wolfreaperx222]

I am very good at sex. I can go for hours with no meds. I am very built. The last measurment on my penis was a little over 9 inches long.

[Tall_James]

I am very good at sex. I can go for hours with no meds. I am very built. The last measurment on my penis was a little over 9 inches long.

Wow! Welcome aboard!

[mikeyboy]

k thx

[Drunky McBetidont]

I am very good at sex. I can go for hours with no meds. I am very built. The last measurment on my penis was a little over 9 inches long.

what was the third to last measurement?

[angrymissy]

omgomgomgomg Fatinspice

[Tall_James]

omgomgomgomg Fatinspice

I saw that too and giggled.

[topless_mike]

::sadly looking down at my 2 inch terror::

nope.

[Boogie in Va]

He is measuring from the base of his spine.

[Hottub]

Is pleasure for you to suck my 9 inch cock.

[razorboy]

Cocaine and syphilis?