What is the funniest word in the english language?

[ScaryLarry]

Today during math class, i was very distracted with the question of "what is the funniest single word?" So far i'm stumped, everytime i think of a would be candidate, i just think of something else that's better. Can you help me out buddies?

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twat

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Without question: D-I-L-D-O.
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ALABAMA!

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Smuckers.

Smock.

SMOCKERS.

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without a doubt the word is blowjob - there really is no actual blowing

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doody. Its nigh impossible to say this word without cracking a smile

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[blakjeezis]

Without a doubt, TEETS. Not only is it the funniest it's also the greatest word in the lexicon. I defy you not to smile.

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guacamole

One of my students used to stim on that word.

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doody. Its nigh impossible to say this word without cracking a smile



I just smiled reading that.

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[LampshadeOnHead]

COOLATS um....is that in
the English language? O.K.
how about PIGS IN A
BLANKET? oh wait.....thats
not one word is it? Still, they
are my two favorites. Oh
bye the way: I discovered I
cant type quotation marks in
my posts. whenever I do,
the post gets cut off right at
that point and the rest of
what I type dosent get
posted. Any guess as to
why?


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[The Nature Boy]

poontang

but I've got to 2nd the vote for twat, that's a funny fucking word to drop on some unsuspecting person.

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fart=funny...LAL

[FiveB247]

Cock

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Smuckers.
Smock.
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[HordeKing1]

doody. Its nigh impossible to say this word without cracking a smile

He said doody. Heh heh heh heh heh heh

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Orange.

Just keep saying it over and over again, it makes no sense.

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[ladygodiva]

shuttlecock always makes me laugh <P>

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[captainbemo]

Without a doubt,


cumquat!

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[FUNKMAN]

no lie, i just did a spellcheck on "kumquat" in Word, wierd!

how about the simple:

DINGY

I made sure my DINGY was tied to the back of the boat...

She said my DINGY was in good shape...

:)

2nd Place - RHUBARB

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Dingbat.
Dingleberries.
Dingaling.

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[HacksawFez]

any word with -izzle added to the end of it <P>

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Dingl-izzle
:(
American Idol-izzle
:)
Strips-izzle
:)
Vin Diesel-izzle
:)
Victoria Secret-izzle
haha

This is fun. :)

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[Johnathan H Christ]

Feltch, or feltching..... the act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum with a straw :)

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Slacks
Peacock


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myotic

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[Vee]

Cunninglus and Fellatio have to join the list. I mean, must there be a technical term? And when do you use it? And whats a 69? Cunninglatio? Fellinglus? You can felate somebody, but can you cunninglize somebody?

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[ScaryLarry]

So far i think i like doody,but poo, and shuttlecock are definetly hot on doody's heels.

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[McGyvr89]

I'm gonna have to go with pussywillow

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

titmouse

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thank you dcpete!

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Marriage!

Poppycock is good too.

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Is poopstain a word?

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With out a doubt: Rod

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[fezident]

The word "smeld" is funny sounding.
Smelding is the act of heating up metal and changing it's shape, but it somehow sounds dirty. (or is that diRRty nowadays?)

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Marriage!



It's a one-word sentence.

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[Furtherman]

slaphappy

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Myotic titmouse!

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[FUNKMAN]

Feltch, or feltching..... the act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum with a straw


i heard the word for this was "shrimping" ?

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[bigbaldirish]

Feltch, or feltching..... the act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum with a straw

the words not funny, BUT the definition cracked me up for 10 minutes

by the way... funniest word is .. ahem.. Pussywillow
what did you do, eat a bowl of stupid this morning?






This message was edited by bigbaldirish on 2-6-03 @ 7:29 PM

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by the way... funniest word is .. ahem.. Pussywillow what did you do, eat a bowl of stupid this morning? <P> from Merriam-Webster OnLine http://www.m-w.com Main Entry: pussy willow Pronunciation: 'pu-sE- Function: noun Date: 1869 Definition: a willow (as the American Salix discolor) having large cylindrical silky aments <P> Look it up! <P> <P> <P>

[snowcrash22]

When I worked in a plumbing supply store I filled orders for:

pipe dope, stop cocks and finally ball cocks.

oh and shitters...

[FilmGeek]

English Language's funniest word: "discombobulated"

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rotflmao - *sob*

[LampshadeOnHead]

Driving north to lake Placid I
passed an exit for a town
named COXSACKIE. It was
somplace south of
Albany.Say it out loud! It
must be very dificult to go
through life having to tell
people the name of the
town you are from if you are
from there.


Top of the world, Ma!

This message was edited by LampshadeOnHead on 2-7-03 @ 9:09 AM

[blakjeezis]

i heard the word for this was "shrimping" ?
Shrimping is actually the word for footplay.

Driving north to lake Placid I
passed an exit for a town
named COXSACKIE

Coxsackie is also one of those super contagious summer camp ailments like pink-eye. When afflictedr you get small blisters on the soles of your feet, palms, and anus. Which really makes it even funnier, but it's still not as funny as TEATS.

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[The Chairman]

no lie, i just did a spellcheck on "kumquat" in Word, wierd!


Was "wierd" in spell check too?

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for some reason "lance" cracks me up.

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