I WON'T DATE A GIRL WHO.......

[CYYYFYYY]

I won't date a young lady if
she gets this question
wrong.... What weighs more a
pound of bricks or a pound of
feathers......You would be
surprised how many people get
this question wrong!!

P.S THEY WAY THE
SAME!!!!!!!!!


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
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I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

[Uncle Smokey]

I wont date a girl who selfishly insists upon sexual satisfaction EVERY time we make love....sometimes, I just want you to be happy that I'm happy.

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P.S THEY WAY THE
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Mmhmmmm...

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[Abrasive Dean]

I WON'T DATE A GIRL WHO.......


farts louder than I do!

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[Uncle Smokey]

anyone who refers to her period as "having my rag"

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As long as she don't have a Penis we can negotiate.

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[CYYYFYYY]

I know the differences between
ways/weighs..... Now if it was
there/their.... you may have a
point........


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
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I am the CYYYFYYY
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[reeshy]

I won't date a girl who's mustache is prettier than mine (she's got to trim it)!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I won't date a gitl whose penis is bigger then mine.

Wait... What?

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[kc7586]

I won't date a girl who's mustache is prettier than mine
at least you have some form of standards



I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[Christy]

I won't date a girl PERIOD!

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[FiveB247]

maybe your problem is asking questions in the first place....and you want to get the ones that get your "pound" question wrong..dumber the better..hehe

[jamesdiggy]

Maybe you need some new questions. <P>
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[golfcourseguy]

I wouldn't date a girl who wouldn't date me back.



"Editing Posts Since Day One"

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Quote:
P.S THEY WAY THE
SAME!!!!!!!!!

Mmhmmmm...
That's why this guy is cool in my book.

I won't date someone if they get this question wrong.

'WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN 1975?'

Let's see who can answer that one.

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[Reephdweller]

'WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN 1975?'


I'm sure this is a trick question, but if you mean the u.s. prez....Gerald Ford?

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'WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN 1975?


Gerald Ford

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Haha.. you two lose!!!!!

Try again...

WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN 1975???

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[Reephdweller]

WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN 1975???


El Presidente?

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'WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN 1975?'

Was it either Nixon or Carter

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

WRONG
and
WRONG!

Really think about it..
'What was the President's name in 1975?'

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[Reephdweller]

was it "The President"

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[Bizzow]

What president are we talking about, the United States one, or something else?

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." "Hit me again and I'm gonna throw you a beatin'"

[LatinSpiceXoX]

lol
I think we've just created the 'Person Above You Riddle Game'

Keep trying!

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[fatylvr20]

wait she didnt say president of US?

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[Reephdweller]

wait she didnt say president of US?


That's why i thought it was a trick question from the git go...

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

ok flvr..
'WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES NAME IN 1975?'


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[Reephdweller]

Wait...didn't they also call him Jerry Ford...hmmmm

I'm hot and perplexed all at once. ::SHEEESH::

:-)





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[FUNKMAN]

it was George W Bush, just like it is today!



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[fatylvr20]

bastard thats right

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[FUNKMAN]

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

you bastard
:)

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[fatylvr20]

there goes my chance with spice :(

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[LatinSpiceXoX]

it was George W Bush, just like it is today!

DING DING DING!!!!!

I'll be ready by 8pm.
:)

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Some months have 31 days: how many have 28?
All 12 months!

For our 2nd date, I'd like to see a movie.

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George W Bush.

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[FUNKMAN]

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

butter or plain?

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[fatylvr20]

damn my brains fried thanks for reality check on how my intelligence has plummeted.

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[Reephdweller]

DING DING DING!!!!!


I'm ashamed of myself.


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[LatinSpiceXoX]

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses wasn't on the arc silly..it was NOAH!
butter or plain?
Either / or


3rd date - you cook me dinner followed by a nice neck/shoulder massage.

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[FUNKMAN]

How many outs are there in an inning?

what's after shoulders
:)





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[LatinSpiceXoX]

How many outs are there in an inning?If this is a trick question, I'm gonna kick your ass.
<s>9 innings in one game.
9 strikeouts per inning.
3 outs per inning.
Where am I going with this?</s>
Wait... 2 teams play one inning.. so that means that there are double..
18 strikeouts per inning
and
ooh geez.. I'm breaking up with you.

what's after shoulders
You take me home.
:)

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[fatylvr20]

6

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[FUNKMAN]

6


i can smell the smoke on that one
:)

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

this one will allow me that all elusive Home Run
:)

Spice, you're slipping up
:)




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[Reephdweller]

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

this one will allow me that all elusive Home Run


25?

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[FUNKMAN]

25?



sorry reef, not even close!


Come On Spice, You Are Taking Toooooo Loooooong
:)

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
either 25 or 70

this one will allow me that all elusive Home RunThink you're gonna score on the 4th date?

Spice, you're slipping upThat's not necessarily a bad thing baby. :)


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[fatylvr20]

wait each team goes once in an inning.

no theres no smoke

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

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[Reephdweller]

sorry reef, not even close!


i knew that at least

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[FUNKMAN]

wait each team goes once in an inning.


FATY,

you got that one right, unlike someone else i know????
:)

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[fatylvr20]

moe perhaps the bush part is getting to you. i know it is to me

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[LatinSpiceXoX]

wait each team goes once in an inning.
FATY,

you got that one right, unlike someone else i know????
HEY!! I said 2 teams go once in an inning.. meaning ONE team once and the other team once..

Yankies vs. Red Sox. <--God strike me dead I spelled Yankees wrong!:(
Top of the 4th, Yanks play, Sox on the field.
Bottomf of the 4th, Sox play, Yanks on the field!

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[Reephdweller]

moe perhaps the bush part is getting to you. i know it is to me


it's getting to me too...i'm quicker than this. i must be off tonight.

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[FUNKMAN]

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?


OOOPS!
it's 60 + 10 = 70

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

here's a new one




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[fatylvr20]

i'm almost afraid to answer out of fear of looking like a tard again

"what i see is unreal/i've written my own part/eat of the apple, so young/i'm crawling back to start"--alice in chains

[LatinSpiceXoX]

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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[FUNKMAN]

12


easy one
:)

here's another

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?

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George W Bush

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A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
60 minutes.

Okay, I think at this point it's are 6th date, right?
Do I at least get a good night kiss?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Under other circumstances I'd edit the last post.. but I don't want you to think I cheated or changed my answer.

I meant to say 'OUR 6th date'

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[FUNKMAN]

Do I at least get a good night kiss?



Sure! Which cheek would you prefer?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Sure! Which cheek would you prefer?Another trick question?

Haha.. I know this one.. My left cheek!

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[FUNKMAN]

Another trick question?


no trick!

Thanks For Playing!

Funkman
:)

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Over and Out

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
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[CaptClown]

What njdmmoe said!!! Yeah!!
Who is Gerald Ford? What are 6 and 25?
Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

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[Death Metal Moe]

NJDMMOE is no longer a member of this messageboard.

Only the Death_Metal Moe remains!!!!

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[Reephdweller]

NJDMMOE is no longer a member of this messageboard.

Only the Death_Metal Moe remains!!!!


One down..one to go :::rubbing hands:::

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[Green Lantern]

has more hair on her that a Wookie


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We came, We saw, We kicked it's ASS!!!

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[TheBrain007]

The topic has vanished into a mystical portal of time and space... oh topic, where have you gone? Will you ever return? I won't date a girl who ruins a thread!

TheBrain007

"The Brain knows... maybe."

[zha zha]

Would you date a girl with a parasitic twin?

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[TheBrain007]

lol... why not?!

TheBrain007

"The Brain knows... maybe."

[walking joint]

POSTED IN ERROR.....MY BAD



This message was edited by walking joint on 2-3-03 @ 12:25 PM

[baus]

George W. Bush

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[jafter]

George Bush.

Mary's mother had 3 children
Penny, Nickle and __________?

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Mary's mother had 3 children
Penny, Nickle and __________?
Mary
duh!

hehe

A plane flew out of the United States and was filled with canadians.
The plane crashed on the US/Canada border, the only problem is where do they bury the survivors?

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
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[FUNKMAN]

where do they bury the survivors


survivor????

aren't they alive...





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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-3-03 @ 11:04 PM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

FUNKMAN!!!, you, my friend, are my kinda guy!
:)

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
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My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

[LatinSpiceXoX]

> Do they have a 4th of July in England?
YES!
That date is on every calendar all over the world!

It's sexy the way you test me.

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
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My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

[FUNKMAN]

FUNKMAN!!!, you, my friend, are my kinda guy!


awww!
:)

Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister?


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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-3-03 @ 11:06 PM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister?
Wouldn't he be dead if he has a widow? I say no. His wife is alive, his wife's sister is alive, but he cannot marry while dead.

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
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[FUNKMAN]

you're on your game tonight...
:)



A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

They're getting easier now!

The butcher weighs the meat that the customers are buying!

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/latinspicexox/images/spicenotilt.jpg">
My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

[FUNKMAN]

They're getting easier now!


you're right!

plus I'm all out, for now!

Thanks Again, It Was Fun!
:)

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[FMJeff]

I won't date a young lady if
she gets this question
wrong.... What weighs more a
pound of bricks or a pound of
feathers......You would be
surprised how many people get
this question wrong!!

P.S THEY WAY THE
SAME!!!!!!!!!


Don't bullshit a bullshitter...we all know you'd date her anyway...

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[2BigFeet]

O.K., What's a henway?

Ow, my eye, my doctor told me not to get pudding in it

[DrewP]

Quote:
Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister?


Wouldn't he be dead if he has a widow? I say no. His wife is alive, his wife's sister is alive, but he cannot marry while dead.


As far as I know there is no law against it, if one can figure a way around the dead marying the living thing... I say go for it!


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For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to.

Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP

This message was edited by DrewP on 2-4-03 @ 6:05 PM

[Thebazile78]

Wow!

Lotsa guys want to date LatinSpice. . .

Have you read how many posts containing "George W. Bush" there are? Wow. Just wow.

p.s. - when you ask that pound/pound question as a brainteaser, you're supposed to ask it a little differently - like "what weighs more: 16 ounces of feathers or a pound of bricks" - aren't you? It's the confuzzlement factor that gets you. . . in dry measures, 16oz. = 1 lb. last I checked.

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This message was edited by Thebazile78 on 2-4-03 @ 5:53 PM

[CYYYFYYY]

I will not date a young lady
if she does get that question
wrong.... However if I have
dated her a couple of times
and all is well and then she
gets it wrong I will have to
do some serious soul searching
.................


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

[high fly]

Good grief. OK, let's take this one step at a time. Who is the president? George W. Bush. What was his name in 1975? George W. Bush. I'm ready, madamoiselle Spice. For those who didn't get the question, here's another

"Fan of Latin Spice's Kadoonk Adoonk since day one"