Se7en
01-31-2003, 06:31 PM
In my favorite WWE story of the past 2 weeks, Nidia - and by default, Jamie Noble - has been receiving a depush: mainly, taking her and Noble off of the more high-profile Smackdown! show and sticking htem on Velocity. The reasoning for the depush?
She's too fat.
It'd be one thing if the weight-obssessed Jim Ross was saying such a thing...but the person who's complaining about it is the billion dollar princess herself, Stephanie McMahon.
Ironic, isn't it? Because if you've seen Steph lately, SHE'S AT LEAST AS BIG AS NIDIA.
credit: Wrestling Observer
****
In more Steph news:
"Stephanie McMahon recently told Mike "Nova" Bucci to cut his long hair. The reason she wanted him to cut his hair is because she thought he looked too much like Triple H."
I don't even need to add anything to that.
Except to say that if Nova really wanted to look like HHH, it'd require about 110 lbs. of steroid-saturated muscle.
Credit: 1wrestling.com
****
In the continued sabotage of Matt Hardy's career:
"John Maurinaitis, the former Johnny Ace, has reportedly been working againt the push of Matt Hardy.
Ace apparently feels that Matt is still getting face heat from teenage girls and will never get true heel heat. It was Ace who convinced Vince McMahon to put Albert in Matt's place earlier this year in the failed push against Rey Mysterio.
Paul Heyman continues to support Matt as a heel, and in particular his Mattitude character.
However if Ace gets his way, Matt will turn face again in the near future and cater to the same fanbase he had as part of the Hardy Boyz team."
Right, because that's EXACTLY what he needs. Because lord knows when he comes out to the ring, the roof of the place just blows off the place with all of the teenage girls in the crowd cheering. Right. Yessir.
credit: Wrestling Observer
****
"Better the illusions that exalt us than 10,000 truths."
---Alexander Pushkin
If you can believe it, Lex Luger has recently stated that he believes he'll be back in the WWE soon.
Not because Vince has voiced interest - rather because he's hulked up to 300 lbs. and feels that he'd be a great "surprise return". Heh.
credit: Wrestling Observer
****
And finally, in the most confusing move by the WWE of the past...oh, 24 hours, they plan to debut Nathan Jones...
....as a face.
After weeks of portraying him as psychotic and a hardcore ex-con.
Whatever, maybe it'll work.
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Team Angle - YOUR reason to watch the WWE.
"I was here before the oceans turned black with life, and when the deserts are white with death I will remain."
---Saint Iago
She's too fat.
It'd be one thing if the weight-obssessed Jim Ross was saying such a thing...but the person who's complaining about it is the billion dollar princess herself, Stephanie McMahon.
Ironic, isn't it? Because if you've seen Steph lately, SHE'S AT LEAST AS BIG AS NIDIA.
credit: Wrestling Observer
****
In more Steph news:
"Stephanie McMahon recently told Mike "Nova" Bucci to cut his long hair. The reason she wanted him to cut his hair is because she thought he looked too much like Triple H."
I don't even need to add anything to that.
Except to say that if Nova really wanted to look like HHH, it'd require about 110 lbs. of steroid-saturated muscle.
Credit: 1wrestling.com
****
In the continued sabotage of Matt Hardy's career:
"John Maurinaitis, the former Johnny Ace, has reportedly been working againt the push of Matt Hardy.
Ace apparently feels that Matt is still getting face heat from teenage girls and will never get true heel heat. It was Ace who convinced Vince McMahon to put Albert in Matt's place earlier this year in the failed push against Rey Mysterio.
Paul Heyman continues to support Matt as a heel, and in particular his Mattitude character.
However if Ace gets his way, Matt will turn face again in the near future and cater to the same fanbase he had as part of the Hardy Boyz team."
Right, because that's EXACTLY what he needs. Because lord knows when he comes out to the ring, the roof of the place just blows off the place with all of the teenage girls in the crowd cheering. Right. Yessir.
credit: Wrestling Observer
****
"Better the illusions that exalt us than 10,000 truths."
---Alexander Pushkin
If you can believe it, Lex Luger has recently stated that he believes he'll be back in the WWE soon.
Not because Vince has voiced interest - rather because he's hulked up to 300 lbs. and feels that he'd be a great "surprise return". Heh.
credit: Wrestling Observer
****
And finally, in the most confusing move by the WWE of the past...oh, 24 hours, they plan to debut Nathan Jones...
....as a face.
After weeks of portraying him as psychotic and a hardcore ex-con.
Whatever, maybe it'll work.
<img border="0" src="http://Se7enRFNet.homestead.com/files/teamangle.jpg" width="300" height="100">
Team Angle - YOUR reason to watch the WWE.
"I was here before the oceans turned black with life, and when the deserts are white with death I will remain."
---Saint Iago