man shot in drunken penis size competition

[jocefus]

Man shot in drunken penis size competition

Manila - A 40-year-old man was killed in the Philippines for laughing at his buddy's penis and refusing to show his during a drinking spree, a police officer said on Friday.

Police officer Joseph Pueblo said Eduardo Cristomar was allegedly shot dead late on Wednesday by Arnel Orbeta in a village in Antipolo City, 3km east of Manila.

Pueblo said the two men and their friends were having a drinking party when the victim challenged all to show their penises to determine who possessed the longest and widest male member.

"A drunken Orbeta immediately unzipped his pants and showed his sex organ," he said. "Cristomar laughed at Orbeta instead of showing his penis, infuriating the suspect."

Orbeta then allegedly pulled out his gun and repeatedly shot the victim.

Pueblo said police were already hunting down Orbeta, who fled after the incident.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

A 40-year-old man was killed in the Philippines for laughing at his buddy's penis


I've killed a man for less.

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thank you dcpete!

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[DarkHippie]

wait, his penis was drunk?

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[stickyfingers]

everythings a little longer when your penis is drunk

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[jocefus]

those crazy philipinos always ready to whip it out

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[DarkHippie]

those crazy philipinos always ready to whip it out
Boy howdy!

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[A.J.]

"A drunken Orbeta immediately unzipped his pants and showed his sex organ," he said....Orbeta then allegedly pulled out his gun and repeatedly shot the victim.

"THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!"

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A Skidmark production.

[jocefus]

sure... blame it on the alcohol for having a small penis

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[kc7586]

Pueblo said the two men and their friends were having a drinking party when the victim challenged all to show their penises to determine who possessed the longest and widest male member.

he challenged them, but did they even accept this challenge ? or was this guy just itching to whip it out for any old reason.

I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[satan-2]

that was a funny story. the moral: <P>
never whip it out after a few too many drinks. why, because the pool shrinkage excuse does not apply. <P>

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[golfcourseguy]

Thank you all for taking "the high road". Not a single suggestion that after"Orbeta pulled out his gun and repeatedly shot the victim" the cause of death was drowning. Kudos



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