SuperBowl Commercial Reactions

[ChickenHawk]

Post your reactions to this year's
SuperBowl commercials. Which
sucked? Which made you
laugh? Which got you hyped?
So far, I enjoyed the Matrix and
Hulk previews. I also so a
preview for Punch Drunk Love 2
(aka Anger Management). But
my favorite one so far has to be
the beer commercial (it's funny, I
don't remember the actual beer
company), but a guy walks into a
bar wearing this clown costume
that looks like a clown walking on
his hands. When he drinks the
beer, he drinks it through a hole
in the costume, which is located
on what seems to be the clown's
ass. Pretty good so far, right?
But then, what makes the
commercial is the end: the clown
goes "Hey, could I get one of
those hotdogs?" Go bucs.


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[yarpwizard]

So far they all suck....maybe the Matrix and Terminator were OK.
It's still better than the dot com commercials of Super Bowls past.

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[yarpwizard]

Ok the Bud Light commercial at the beach was real funny. I miss the bud bowl and the frogs and lizards.

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[ChickenHawk]

Yes, I was just gonna say that.
The one where the crab pops out
of the shell. And you gotta love
the ladies in these commercials.
Good times.


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[TheGameHHH]

They need to bring back the Bud Bowls.

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[IrishAlkey]

Apparently we've warped back in time.

No Doubt is singing "I'm just a girl".

What the fuck?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Gotta go with Ozzy. It's the 1st time I heard them speak for longer than 10 seconds without swearing.

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[TheGameHHH]

Apparently we've warped back in time.

No Doubt is singing "I'm just a girl".

What the fuck?
Alkey, I was thinking the same thing, what's the deal with all the artists singing songs pre-1997???

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[Death Metal Moe]

I got an interesting idea guys.

Don't watch shitty half time shows. The SNL halftime show is pretty funny, and I'm sure there's even better ones on.

Don't settle of shitty entertainment.

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[jamesdiggy]

My favorite commercial was the Willie Nelson H&R Block ad, Willie Rocks!
Oh, and when exactly did Sting morph into Malcom McDowell?

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[ChickenHawk]

Chris Kattan doing Golem was
BRILLIANT! Also the American
Idol opening was pretty funny.


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[IrishAlkey]

Don't watch shitty half time shows. The SNL halftime show is pretty funny, and I'm sure there's even better ones on.


I was flipping back and forth. I enjoyed staring at Shania for a little while. After that I watched SNL. It was funny up until Fallon started singing this fucking, stupid song. What the hell is this? I think it's over now.

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[IrishAlkey]

"They will be the youngest grandparents in town."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Are these marijuana commercials supposed to be so funny?

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[ChickenHawk]

Okay, i dunno if i'm alone on this
one, but i just saw the
commercial of the night. That
huge football player whose name
I don't know (even though they
said it like 5 times) running
around sacking everyone in the
office. Fucking hilarious. He just
pops out of nowhere at lightening
speed and destroys these
people.


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[Reiko Hidama]

The three handed Bud Light commercial was good also the Terrier commercial in the office was hilarious.

"I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground"

[IrishAlkey]

Okay, i dunno if i'm alone on this
one, but i just saw the
commercial of the night. That
huge football player whose name
I don't know (even though they
said it like 5 times) running
around sacking everyone in the
office. Fucking hilarious. He just
pops out of nowhere at lightening
speed and destroys these
people.

That's the best one so far.

He fuckin' creamed some woman in a business suit.

She flew into the wall.

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[Reephdweller]

I flipped back and forth..the half-time with Sting and No Doubt singing Message In a Bottle was okay. Gwen Stefani is pretty hot.

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[TheGameHHH]

That office/football commercial was hysterical. I loved it when the player yelled, "You know you have to put cover sheets on your TPS reports!!!!"

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[Anakin Skywalker]

I'm separating them into 3 categories: the good, the bad, & the movies...and the honorable attempts!

The Good:
1. FedEx Cast Away
2. Trident w/ Squirrel
3. Sierra Mist w/ monkeys
4. Bud Light Asshole drinking
5. Bud Light Crab in Seashell
6. NFL Ads
7. Visa Check Card w/ Yao Ming


The Bad:
1. ATT Wireless w/ Gilligan's Island
2. H&R Block w/ Willie Nelson
3. Shameless ABC Show plugs
4. Anti Drug & Smoking Ads
5. Bud Light reggae dog
6. Monster.com
7. Jordan vs. Jordan


The Movies:
1. Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions
2. Hulk
3. Bruce Almighty
4. T3
5. Daredevil
6. Charlie's Angels 2
7. Bad Boys 2


Honorable Attempt:
1. Levi's Jeans
2. Pepsi Twist w/ Ozzy
3. Smirnoff Ice
4. Honda Element
5. Ford w/ mother-in-law
6. Chrystler w/ Celine Dion
7. Coors Light

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[KC2OSO]

The office/football one was great. God only knows what they were advertising.

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[DC Reed]

Office Linebacker was the best.

The Zebra play reviewing was good, but they ruined it at the end.

But the game sucks.

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[Meatball]

Technology is out of control - you have Michael Jordan at 18, 30, 40 yrs of age (roughly) interacting and speaking on the same screen.

I also loved that football office "commercial".

Personally i think Gwen Stefani looks like one of them "hookers at the point" ( HBO special) - Shania Twain is simply stunning.

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[Meatball]

Technology is out of control - you have Michael Jordan at 18, 30, 40 yrs of age (roughly) interacting and speaking on the same screen.

I also loved that football office "commercial".

Personally i think Gwen Stefani looks like one of them "hookers at the point" ( HBO special) - Shania Twain is simply stunning.

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[ChickenHawk]

Anakin, did you make that list on
your own? If you did, very
nice. I agree with most of it.


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[jamesdiggy]

Office Linebacker was great, Willie Nelson still rocks though.
I thought Gwen Stefani looked adorable.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Ryan the Great]

Apparently we've warped back in time.

No Doubt is singing "I'm just a girl".

What the fuck?

well, its better than their new crap

i love that FedEx castaway commercial. thats the only funny one i saw i forgot to watch all the other commericlas

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[DC Reed]

Are these marijuana commercials supposed to be so funny


They make me wanna knock up a girl whos drunk, just so the statistic goes up...


As a teen, i am in NO WAY shocked or at all pressed by those excuses to give me a Abstinence lesson at all.

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[Fallon]

Best one were Michael Jordan vs. Michael Jordan and the Bud Light one with the dude using his shaggy dog to look jamacian.

Also, good to hear Hanes is tagless now. Damn itchy tags!

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

My ASS (in blue plastic pants) made an appearance in the BudLight commercial!!
Did anyone see it?
ahhaaha

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[Fallon]

It was funny up until Fallon started singing this fucking, stupid song.
Sorry, I thought you'd enjoy it's raining men.

I taped the halftime show (to see Gwen and Shania) and watched SNL. The American Idol opening was awesome and the rest of the show was just as good until the very end.

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[kc7586]

Gotta go with Ozzy. It's the 1st time I heard them speak for longer than 10 seconds without swearing.

definatly a something to be marvaled

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[Cybersoldier]

I love the pespi twist, fedEx,the hulk and matrix commericals. Pespi twist and fedex commerical I found to be the funniest one, beside the budweiser commerical with the guy in the clown suit

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[Abrasive Dean]

That
huge football player whose name
I don't know (even though they
said it like 5 times) running
around sacking everyone in the
office.


Funny as Hell especially when he take out the guy and his toup‚ goes flying.

Also liked the Sierra Mist ad where the dog "cocks" it's leg on the hydrant. Priceless

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[Recyclerz]

I'm with J. Diggy on this. The Willie Nelson/H&R Block commercial was the class of the field, with the Office linebacker (Reebok, I think) coming in second. (Of course you have to be old enough to remember Willie's problems with the IRS to appreciate it.) <P>
And if my tax dollars were paying for those fucking Temperance League lies masquerading as so-called anti-drug ads I'm really going to be pissed. <P>
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[Cybersoldier]

And if my tax dollars were paying for those fucking Temperance League lies masquerading as so-called anti-drug ads I'm really going to be pissed.


More than likely some tax money when into that commerical

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[El Mudo]

That's the best one so far.

He fuckin' creamed some woman in a business suit.

She flew into the wall.


Thats "Terry Tate: Office Linebacker" for Reebok...and it was pretty funny..

There was a good article on ESPN.com about how they did the Jordan thing if you didnt know already. Apparently, they found some college guy who was pretty equal to jordan in size and weight, and they filmed the game scenes, then went back and used a computer to paste jordans old face on there...

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[TheMojoPin]

What was it Willie shilled for back in the day when the IRS came for his ass? Wasn't it Taco Bell?

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[Teenweek]

Terry Tate the office linebacker, the Fed Ex commercial, Buds clydesdale replay commercial, the guy getting bit in the ear by a crab in a seasshell I thought were the best ones.

[Fallon]

You can watch the extended Terry Tate Office Linebacker commercial at the reebok website. It runs almost four minutes and it pretty funny.

http://www.terrytate.reebok.com
You have to register to view it, I already did, so just use <b>rf@ronfez.net</b> (fake email address) as the email and <b>reef</b> for the password.

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[TheMojoPin]

Thanks, Fallon...keep tossing around good deeds like that and you'll make mod in no time...

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[Rev]

First off, I hate when commercials previously aired before the superbowl are shown again.
You'd think they'd use brand new ones for this special event!

I dug the Monkey Sierra Mist one.
Hulk trailer kicked ass.
Daredevil, theres no hope for.

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[pennington]

I like the Fedex castaway themed one but as Jay Leno said, it's about 3 years too late. <P>
The monkey going into the polar bear pool was innovative. <P>

[dassal3399]

I liked the commercial of Bad Boys 2, the movie looks really good.

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