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FMJeff

01-23-2003, 12:38 PM

NUMBER ONE - UNDISPUTED

IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOE,
I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO,
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO,
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE.

Whoever wrote that song should die.

2. The Electric Slide (boogie ooogie oogie). If I had my way I'd make my dod rape the asshole of the author of this song.

3. Macarena.

4. The Touch by Bum song by the Cheeky Girls. I heard it every day in Amsterdam. G-d I'd love to plant a sawed off shotgun right against thier head, pull the trigger and watch thier romanian brains splatter against the wall.

5. The Ketchup Song. I said I hate, I loathe, I hate, I hate this fucking piece of shit inane piece of garbage and I wish these girls would die of HIV.

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Bama

01-23-2003, 01:00 PM

I like cotten eyed joe. It's got a beat and you can dance to it. :)

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FMJeff

01-23-2003, 01:01 PM

I like cotten eyed joe. It's got a beat and you can dance to it.

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Bama

01-23-2003, 01:05 PM

Ok, it stinks.

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TheMojoPin

01-23-2003, 01:29 PM

Just to clarify, only the Rednexx song could technically be called "techno"...but it's still Satan's spunk. The rest are disposable dance poo, through and through.

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FMJeff

01-23-2003, 01:30 PM

dance / techno...

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TheMojoPin

01-23-2003, 01:34 PM

Fair enough...

"You've got to lick it...before you stick it..."

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EddieMoscone

01-23-2003, 04:10 PM

When you say dance, does this also include "freestyle"? "Maria" by TKA has to be one of the worst songs ever in any genre.

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DC Reed

01-23-2003, 04:11 PM

Zombie Nation by whoever the fuck wrote it sucks...

WAAAAHHHHOOHHH oH oh oh oh oh..

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canofsoup15

01-23-2003, 04:17 PM

Gonna have to agree with cotton eyed joe, ok, so maybe its a little cutsy fun the first time you hear it, BUT IM TRYING TO WATCH MY FUCKING BASEBALL GAME, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

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ToddEVF

01-23-2003, 04:21 PM

anything by the evil white devil DJ Adolf. If you'd want to see what kind of techno songs he makes, just run a Kazaa seach for him, do not download any of those songs if you have a tendicy of feeling like your going to hell because of the shock Value.

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Reephdweller

01-23-2003, 04:24 PM

I remember a dance song years ago called STOMP

and it had lyrics like "MOVE JUMP JACK YAW BODY...STOMP"

It was pathetically bad.

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Arienette

01-23-2003, 05:35 PM

Whoever wrote that song should die.everyone will die one day, jeff.

and i think that ketchup song might take it. god awful

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ADF

01-23-2003, 05:55 PM

Anything by the C & C Music Factory.

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TheMojoPin

01-23-2003, 07:15 PM

ANYTHING by La Bouche, DJ Sammy, Snap, Technotronic and 2 Unlimited.

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LatinSpiceXoX

01-23-2003, 07:17 PM

You're all naming the good shit!
haha
How about.. um.. How about.. damn, do I like all dance music?

Oh wait.. um.. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch "GOOD VIBRATION".. no, that's kinda cute too.

Ok, I'll come back to this.

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The Jays

01-23-2003, 07:19 PM

"Maria" by TKA has to be one of the worst songs ever in any genre.

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FMJeff

01-23-2003, 07:42 PM

La Bouche

FUCK La Douche!

Oh yeah, how about the Gypsy Woman... la da dee lol lol la da dee lol lol

oh and this song, which is played at every fucking bar mitzvah and sweet sixteen...GROOVE IS IN YOUR HEARTTTTTT....DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Hatred is in my heart for that band.

there's this new one out that's fuckiing annoying too...all the things you said all the things you said running through my head running through my head running through my head...the only thing running through my head are thoughts of what the bitch who wrote it would look like if her head and limbs were sent to the four corners of England William Wallace style.

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LatinSpiceXoX

01-23-2003, 07:44 PM

Okay, I got 2.

1 - 'Wiggle it, just a litle bit, I wanna see you wiggle it, just a little bit, as it grew!'

2 - 'Boom Boom Boom, let's go back to my room, so we can do it all night, and you can make me feel right..oooh oooh oooooh'

better?

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Steels

01-23-2003, 07:45 PM

Zombie Nation by whoever the fuck wrote it sucks...

???

Before that song was commercialized it was slammin'! If you were at a phat club and that tune came on, forget it....liquid insanity, golden!

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LatinSpiceXoX

01-23-2003, 07:46 PM

Oh yeah, how about the Gypsy Woman... la da dee lol lol la da dee lol lol
oh and this song, which is played at every fucking bar mitzvah and sweet sixteen...GROOVE IS IN YOUR HEARTTTTTT....DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Hatred is in my heart for that band.

there's this new one out that's fuckiing annoying too...all the things you said all the things you said running through my head running through my head running through my head...
YOOOOOOOOOOO JEFF!!!!!
That's the shit!!!!

You're making me wanna dance!

aaaa shit!!

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Steels

01-23-2003, 07:51 PM

Oh and T.K.A was AWFUL!!!!!! The worst music ever, for real. I refer to that ear fodder as "Diamond Girl" music. Painfully horrible.

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Reephdweller

01-23-2003, 07:52 PM

You're making me wanna dance!

aaaa shit!!

you go girl!

shake yo thang!

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FMJeff

01-23-2003, 07:56 PM

let's not forget that fuckwad Bobby Brown...Humpin around and my perogative, although catchy as fuck....you know what...fuck it...i like bobby brown

you know what...i like all these songs...i was just in a bad mood...bobby brown just made me happy...

too hot to handle too cold to hold you call the ghostbustahs they in control...

brilliant...

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LatinSpiceXoX

01-23-2003, 07:56 PM

as "Diamond Girl" music. Painfully horrible.If you feel what I am feeling.. then the truth is just believing, you're myyyyyy.. you're myyy Diamond girl!!... yes yes, OOh oh, Diamond, yes yes, You'll always be my Diamond girl, yes yes, You're my....Diamond girl.. eeyeah, eeeyeah, eyeah, Mi Ni¤a de diamante si tu eres, SI TU ERES!!!!! ooo my Diamond girl.

Diamond girl tu me haces sentir.. como estoy en fuego junto a ti.. tu me captivas con tu amor, te quiero dar todo mi calor.

Damn.. now I'm really fired UP!

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!

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